The incredible Xabi Alonso thread 2009.

[Skullflower]

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Alonso and Ronaldo are gonna be team mates.
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first thing i thought when the deal was agreed.
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It actually only just occured to me. I think the Alonso hating is starting...
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he's just another madrid player, now. it's not like it's personal.

 

[LadyRed]

But I like Ramos and Cassius when they play for Spain, I think I'll have to make an allowance for Alonso too...and Kaka.

 

[Oncy]

BEZZIES!!

 

[LadyRed]

You just want me to swear at him, don't you Oncy?

 

[Oncy]

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You just want me to swear at him, don't you Oncy?
[/quote]Just imagine him laying the ball off to Ronaldo to smash one in the top corner, and Xabi running after him and kissing the slimey cunt the way he once did Gerrard.

 

[Oncy]

This is WHY Xabi left. We all know it.

 

[Skullflower]

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[quote author=Anita link=topic=33578.msg918804#msg918804 date=1249479649]
You just want me to swear at him, don't you Oncy?
[/quote]Just imagine him laying the ball off to Ronaldo to smash one in the top corner, and Xabi running after him and kissing the slimey cunt the way he once did Gerrard.
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and then sticking his tongue down ronaldo's gay ear.

 

[LadyRed]

STOOOOOOOOOOP!

Lol @ Oncy, so true. Mind you there were plenty of others in between for Gerrard, including Crouch and Torres.

 

[Skullflower]

prick

 

[themn]

I went and got this as an antidote to the whitness....

I've airbrushed myself out.

 

[LadyRed]

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prick

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Summed up nicely Skulls. That's exactly what he looks like in that picture.

I hope he hates Madrid and realises just how good he had it here.

 

[themn]

Can everybody stop behaving like ugly stalkers handed a restraining order ?

'kin 'ell !

 

[flufferama]

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Can everybody stop behaving like ugly stalkers handed a restraining order ?

'kin 'ell !
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Everyone deals with being dumped in different ways. I had the 'HOW CAN YOU LEAVE ME?' wobbly lip moment last week, yesterday I was a bit shocked that he actually did it.

Today, well today I'm furious.

 

[themn]

Come to meeeeeee !

 

[rebel23]

SSN pointing out that Alonso's transfer fee is the third highest ever received by an English club, behind Ronaldo and Berbatov. to be fair that is not bad work.

 

[gene hughes]

I think it's mad to be honest.

 

[Skullflower]

he was worth what we got.

 

[Stulikesdrums]

ALONSO UNVEILING ANNOUNCED

Xabi Alonso will be officially unveiled as a Real Madrid player at 2000 BST, the club have confirmed.

The 27-year-old midfielder passed his medical and is currently training with his new team-mates for the first time after completing a £30million move from Liverpool.

Alonso has penned a reported five-year deal at the Bernabeu.

Any one know what squad number he'll get?

 

[Oncy]

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ALONSO UNVEILING ANNOUNCED

Xabi Alonso will be officially unveiled as a Real Madrid player at 2000 BST, the club have confirmed.

The 27-year-old midfielder passed his medical and is currently training with his new team-mates for the first time after completing a £30million move from Liverpool.

Alonso has penned a reported five-year deal at the Bernabeu.

Any one know what squad number he'll get?
[/quote]What number disciple was yer man Escriot?

 

[Stulikesdrums]

Guti is 14 and Ramos is 4 so he'll be taking a new squad number.

 

[The Nomad]

Will the last person to leave this thread, please turn out the lights....

 

[Skullflower]

 

[doctor_mac]

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ALONSO UNVEILING ANNOUNCED

Xabi Alonso will be officially unveiled as a Real Madrid player at 2000 BST, the club have confirmed.

The 27-year-old midfielder passed his medical and is currently training with his new team-mates for the first time after completing a £30million move from Liverpool.

Alonso has penned a reported five-year deal at the Bernabeu.

Any one know what squad number he'll get?
[/quote]What number disciple was yer man Escriot?
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Well you'd have to put him down as no. 12, since he'd have to be bottom of the apostles' league.

 

[TheBunnyman]

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Embarrassed laughter. Hmm... maybe Xabi's reminding the pricks how Liverpool fucking thrashed them only a few months ago?

 

[Fabio]

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Embarrassed laughter. Hmm... maybe Xabi's reminding the pricks how Liverpool fucking thrashed them only a few months ago?
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"One of the lads replacing me is this big!"

 

[robinhood]

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This is WHY Xabi left. We all know it.

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Oooh-errr.

 

[robinhood]

Stevie G is well gay.

 

[doctor_mac]

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Embarrassed laughter. Hmm... maybe Xabi's reminding the pricks how Liverpool fucking thrashed them only a few months ago?
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"One of the lads replacing me is this big!"
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hahahaha. Good one Fabby.

 

[Skullflower]

"It's a very happy day for me," said Alonso. "It's an important step in my career to come to a club like Real Madrid.

"I'm very happy to be part of this club and I was very excited for this day to arrive.

"It's the best opportunity for me to develop as a footballer."

"I am very grateful to Liverpool fans, they were very warm during my five years," he continued. "It will be really difficult to match their appreciation.

"I really enjoyed those five years.

"But a few months ago I took that decision as I thought it was the right moment to find a fresh challenge, to look for a new club.

"That's when Real Madrid came along. Luckily a deal has been done and I'm very happy.

"It is a personal challenge I felt is necessary for my football career.

"I felt it was right so I looked for a change, for a new experience, and when Madrid came in, that's when I decided to come back to Spain."

 

[TheBunnyman]

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"It's a very happy day for me," said Alonso. "It's an important step in my career to come to a club like Real Madrid.

"I'm very happy to be part of this club and I was very excited for this day to arrive.

"It's the best opportunity for me to develop as a footballer."

"I am very grateful to Liverpool fans, they were very warm during my five years," he continued. "I will never ever find the kind of love they showed me anywhere else in my life, and will probably turn into a dribbling alcoholic, singing YNWA to myself in front of the television as the mighty Reds win the Champions League for the tenth time and Real Madrid are relegated.

"But never mind, it's too late to change my mind now."
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