The incredible Xabi Alonso thread 2009.

[reuque]

[quote author=Y1 link=topic=33578.msg920106#msg920106 date=1249610204]
We can offer a PHD is Xabi-ology and this thread is compulsory reading.
[/quote]
Why stop at PhD? Someone might just start a religion outta this!

Xabitholics: Those who say he left due to Rafa's treatment.
Xabitestants: Those who say he left because he's a cunt.

 

[Y1]

[quote author=reuque link=topic=33578.msg920113#msg920113 date=1249615923]
[quote author=Y1 link=topic=33578.msg920106#msg920106 date=1249610204]
We can offer a PHD is Xabi-ology and this thread is compulsory reading.
[/quote]
Why stop at PhD? Someone might just start a religion outta this!

Xabitholics: Those who say he left due to Rafa's treatment.
Xabitestants: Those who say he left because he's a cunt.
[/quote]

We need a thesis nailed on Anfield's door first, so the doctoral way is the way forward. Then we will an anti-thesis. And then there will be debates.

Battles & wars will follow. depending who comes to power, there will in inquisitions and excommunications and worse still deaths to the infidels.

The temples of Xabi will be built and these followers will look forward to his second coming after the anti-xabi spirit has been expelled from the holy land of Liverpool.

 

[reuque]

[quote author=Y1 link=topic=33578.msg920121#msg920121 date=1249619116]
[quote author=reuque link=topic=33578.msg920113#msg920113 date=1249615923]
[quote author=Y1 link=topic=33578.msg920106#msg920106 date=1249610204]
We can offer a PHD is Xabi-ology and this thread is compulsory reading.
[/quote]
Why stop at PhD? Someone might just start a religion outta this!

Xabitholics: Those who say he left due to Rafa's treatment.
Xabitestants: Those who say he left because he's a cunt.
[/quote]

We need a thesis nailed on Anfield's door first, so the doctoral way is the way forward. Then we will an anti-thesis. And then there will be debates.

Battles & wars will follow. depending who comes to power, there will in inquisitions and excommunications and worse still deaths to the infidels.

The temples of Xabi will be built and these followers will look forward to his second coming after the anti-xabi spirit has been expelled from the holy land of Liverpool.


[/quote]

Don't forget to rope in Tom Cruise please.

 

[Y1]

[quote author=reuque link=topic=33578.msg920124#msg920124 date=1249619667]
[quote author=Y1 link=topic=33578.msg920121#msg920121 date=1249619116]
[quote author=reuque link=topic=33578.msg920113#msg920113 date=1249615923]
[quote author=Y1 link=topic=33578.msg920106#msg920106 date=1249610204]
We can offer a PHD is Xabi-ology and this thread is compulsory reading.
[/quote]
Why stop at PhD? Someone might just start a religion outta this!

Xabitholics: Those who say he left due to Rafa's treatment.
Xabitestants: Those who say he left because he's a cunt.
[/quote]

We need a thesis nailed on Anfield's door first, so the doctoral way is the way forward. Then we will an anti-thesis. And then there will be debates.

Battles & wars will follow. depending who comes to power, there will in inquisitions and excommunications and worse still deaths to the infidels.

The temples of Xabi will be built and these followers will look forward to his second coming after the anti-xabi spirit has been expelled from the holy land of Liverpool.


[/quote]

Don't forget to rope in Tom Cruise please.
[/quote]

Nah, these fellas will take the good bits and the not so good bits and make a mess of it and turn it into pseudo science and call it SaintoXabiology. Then he will make a film and call it Impossible is Everything.

 

[6TimesaRed]

why isn't this in the vault yet...

or is it too big to move..

 

[Y1]

We have not finalised the cannon of xabi-ology scriptures yet.

 

[Farkmaster]

[quote author=jono@home link=topic=33578.msg920690#msg920690 date=1249661975]
why isn't this in the vault yet...

or is it too big to move..

[/quote]

It's too shit to move.

 

[localny]

you know a thread is on the way out, when the final pages are dedicated to discussing the thread not the subject...how long before the last breath is suffocated out of this one? I think it could go to 245 pages, but it will die after next weekend...

 

[localny]

Not to breathe life into something that's on the way out, but it was just uncomfortable watching our Xabi, play for Real tonight, pulling the strings in that friendly against DC United. I felt like the lad who had his heart broken, and his ex walked into a restaurant with a new bloke...

 

[Brizzle]

pretty sure this thread is not vault material.

 

[SaintGeorge67]

Agreed

 

[Piedro]

Im gonna delete it.

 

[Fabio]

[quote author=Piedro link=topic=33578.msg921939#msg921939 date=1249905145]
Im gonna delete it.
[/quote]
Bold words. But do you have the stones?

 

[koze]

This thread is pretty big isn't it?

 

[Oncy]

[quote author=koze link=topic=33578.msg922002#msg922002 date=1249909023]
This thread is pretty big isn't it?
[/quote]Its the thread equivalent of my cock.

 

[Atlas]

It definately deserves Vault status