That'll do pig, that'll do.

[ILD]

Bayern just won their league with 7 games to go.

Lahm hit the pass jackpot tonight. 100% completion rate. 143 passes I think.
Bayern as team completed 1006 from 1078 passes.

United will need to bring their own ball id say when they met.

Bayern have secured Lewandoski for next season. There is no stopping them in Germany in the near future. Not sure Klopp can build another title winning side at Dortmund so soon again.

 

[Mors]

How long before people start saying pep can only win if he inherits a great team like they do mourinho?
Bayern looking very strong, you'd have to look at them to win the champs league again this year, can't see anyone performing on their level.

 

[superchimp]

My only worry is Klopp going to united....

 

[ILD]

Nah he signed a new contract at Dortmund. He'll get Kagawa back and take another run at Munich.

 

[superchimp]

They won't be able to take bayern...way to strong now with pep in charge and they'll only get better.

 

[keniget]

No one in Germany is going to get anywhere near them for another couple seasons at least. This season and last they've more or less broken every record.

Their only real weakness at the moment is themselves (and perhaps the lack of a top striker, which they have already sorted for next year).

 

[Mystic]

What can Dortmund do when Bayern have all the money and just buy all of their best players when they're a threat, sad times as I loved Klopps Dortmund, lets hope he can pull off another miracle.

 

[SummerOnions]

Dortmund will have to literally reassemble their squad like Klopp did the first time on peanuts but they do have more money. We should tap their scouts like Spurs do ours this summer

 

[Mystic]

Dortmund will have to literally reassemble their squad like Klopp did the first time on peanuts but they do have more money. We should tap their scouts like Spurs do ours this summer

If they tapped our scouts, our scouts did a fantastic double agent job on them.

 

[RedZeppelin III]

lahm the sideways crab . we could take them.

Also can someone analyse the first pic for me . thanks .

 

[gkmacca]

It's a Jackson Pollock, innit?

 

[Dirkus_Circus]

Bayern just won their league with 7 games to go.

Lahm hit the pass jackpot tonight. 100% completion rate. 143 passes I think.
Bayern as team completed 1006 from 1078 passes.

United will need to bring their own ball id say when they met.

Bayern have secured Lewandoski for next season. There is no stopping them in Germany on earth in the near future. Not sure Klopp can build another title winning side at Dortmund so soon again.

 

[Dirkus_Circus]

lahm the sideways crab . we could take them.

Also can someone analyse the first pic for me . thanks .

Brb running my statistical and analytical models.

 

[RedZeppelin III]

It's a Jackson Pollock, innit?

you mean in the abstract expressionist or the rhyming slang way ? It's a load of jackson pollocks .

 

[hamstrung_pigeon]

Also can someone analyse the first pic for me . thanks .

It says "Man United 0 Bayern 6".

 

[Mamma Mia]

Also can someone analyse the first pic for me . thanks .

They took an average of 354 passes per goal they scored. Over the course of the season, we average 198 passes per goal we score.

So I reckon that graph shows us to be 50% more efficient than Bayern.