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Terry's been shagging Bridge's wife, allegedley.

[quote author=Sunny link=topic=38700.msg1049236#msg1049236 date=1265322096]
Oooooooh. It's getting like Hello on here.
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*beams*

More like Heat actually, Sunny !
 
[quote author=Stu link=topic=38700.msg1049235#msg1049235 date=1265321784]
From another forum....

Mr John Terry ladies and gentleman:

1. The S** have lined up another EIGHT women who've slept with him in the last 18 months or so. Enough for a couple of weeks of front pages. Including FHMs own HSH, Tanya Robinson (SFW:

2. The front page today that Bridges ex, Vanessa, has slept with five members of the Chelsea squad is only the beginning. Two other Chelsea players - Gudjonsen and Drogba - were also sleeping with Bridge's girlfriend at the same time as Terry

3. The S** is also paying Vanessa £250k to dish everything including the fact that the mystery fifth Chelsea player is, depressingly predictably, Ashley Cole. Which should give Cheryl the excuse she needs to finally dump him (now she's no longer Rac1st Toilet Cleaner Puncher, but the new Nation's Sweetheart)

4. JT has also been sleeping with current team mate Hilario's wife (who also has kids)

5. Away from the bedroom, JT also owes Wembley a substantial amount of money for a box he owns and hasn't paid for, even after he had mates in there racking up a £20k bill at the FA Cup final.
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Yeah got email with that this morning, be outrageous gas if all thats true.
 
Who gives a fuck what that fucking rag is about to 'announce'?

I don't think it should be getting quoted on here either.
 
[quote author=themn link=topic=38700.msg1049237#msg1049237 date=1265322235]
[quote author=Sunny link=topic=38700.msg1049236#msg1049236 date=1265322096]
Oooooooh. It's getting like Hello on here.
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*beams*

More like Heat actually, Sunny !
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Yaaaay we're going to Laaandan to buy the heat magazine
 
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=38700.msg1049284#msg1049284 date=1265327435]
I'd annihilate that Iris Robinson too though.
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[quote author=the count link=topic=38700.msg1049528#msg1049528 date=1265379522]
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=38700.msg1049284#msg1049284 date=1265327435]
I'd annihilate that Iris Robinson too though.
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Sick motherfucker.
 
Terry's a cunt and an cut and dried example of why a thicko who happens to be good at playing Football shouldn't be paid a King's ransom nor afforded the opportunity to headline represent his Country.

I long for the day that Footy loses the hype, the players are back on 500 quid a week and cunts like Terry are building houses again.
 
[quote author=Le Chacal link=topic=38700.msg1049566#msg1049566 date=1265385045]
Gerrard captain then?
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I reckon Ferdinand or Lampard
 
[quote author=LarryHagman link=topic=38700.msg1049555#msg1049555 date=1265383833]

Terry's a cunt and an cut and dried example of why a thicko who happens to be good at playing Football shouldn't be paid a King's ransom nor afforded the opportunity to headline represent his Country.

I long for the day that Footy loses the hype, the players are back on 500 quid a week and cunts like Terry are building houses again.

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What he said.
 
The ONLY downside to my lolling is the potential damage this does to Chelsea's title challenge.

Sad state of affairs......




Still larfing about it though !
 
[quote author=livvy185 link=topic=38700.msg1049567#msg1049567 date=1265385095]
[quote author=Le Chacal link=topic=38700.msg1049566#msg1049566 date=1265385045]
Gerrard captain then?
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I reckon Ferdinand or Lampard
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He tried Gerrard, Terry and Ferdinand before chosing the Chav.
Ferdinand hasnt impressed with England lately.
It should be Gerrard
 
[quote author=livvy185 link=topic=38700.msg1049567#msg1049567 date=1265385095]
[quote author=Le Chacal link=topic=38700.msg1049566#msg1049566 date=1265385045]
Gerrard captain then?
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I reckon Ferdinand or Lampard
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Is he not the VC?
 
[quote author=Le Chacal link=topic=38700.msg1049573#msg1049573 date=1265385676]
[quote author=livvy185 link=topic=38700.msg1049567#msg1049567 date=1265385095]
[quote author=Le Chacal link=topic=38700.msg1049566#msg1049566 date=1265385045]
Gerrard captain then?
[/quote]

I reckon Ferdinand or Lampard
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He tried Gerrard, Terry and Ferdinand before chosing the Chav.
Ferdinand hasnt impressed with England lately.
It should be Gerrard
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Realistically, they're all cunts. Take your pick Fabio.
 
[quote author=Stu link=topic=38700.msg1049576#msg1049576 date=1265386205]
[quote author=livvy185 link=topic=38700.msg1049567#msg1049567 date=1265385095]
[quote author=Le Chacal link=topic=38700.msg1049566#msg1049566 date=1265385045]
Gerrard captain then?
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I reckon Ferdinand or Lampard
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Is he not the VC?
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Ferdinand? yep

He'll be the next captain.
 
[quote author=Stu link=topic=38700.msg1049587#msg1049587 date=1265387154]
I thought Gerrard was made VC when Terry got the nod.
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No. Gerrard was third choice, he'll step up as VC now.
 
Cool. I hope Gerrard gets the nod. I think I would actually cheer for England to win the WC if that meant I'd get to see Gerrard lift the trophy.
 
An official statement has been released and it would suggest that Jar-Jar and Gerrard will move up one.
 
[quote author=Stu link=topic=38700.msg1049596#msg1049596 date=1265387430]
Rio will probably be injured when the tournament rolls around anyway.
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Or involved in some crazy hi-jinx on Naboo !
 
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