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Terry's been shagging Bridge's wife, allegedley.

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[quote author=Sunny link=topic=38700.msg1048628#msg1048628 date=1265207321]

Fuck off Chelsea Fc,
Don't leave your wife with John Terry
His dad deals coke and his mum steals tea
and he cried when he missed a penalty

Fuck off Chelsea Fc,
Don't leave your wife with John Terry
He cannot shoot and he cannot pass
but he'll take your missus up the ass.
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That's aces!
 
Wasn't that Terry who was involved in both the incidents you mention Spion?

EDIT: Terry and lampard were both there, I think JT is a bad influence on Lampard
 
[quote author=Asim link=topic=38700.msg1049024#msg1049024 date=1265289613]
Wasn't that Terry who was involved in both the incidents you mention Spion?

EDIT: Terry and lampard were both there, I think JT is a bad influence on Lampard
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Yep, I think they were both there along with Joe Cole and Gudjohnsson.
 
[quote author=Spionkop69 link=topic=38700.msg1049021#msg1049021 date=1265289368]
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[quote author=Peatcheo link=topic=38700.msg1048777#msg1048777 date=1265232417]
Even if they remove Terry it hardly as if the first team is a haven for saints.
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Anyone who moans about this is an idiot, Becks was fucking all sorts & no one dreamt of taking his captaincy away.

There's plenty of off the pitch reasons to remove Terrys armband, but on the pitch as a captain it works, simple as.

BTW, Wilko, apologies. I've reported myself so will get a ban of some sorts I assume. Only fair.
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The main seniors

Becks - Banging Rebecca Loo's.
Gerrard - Fighting in bars.
Rooney - Banging grannies and whores.
Ferdinand - Drugs.
Terry - See thread title.
Ashley Cole - Phone in rectum and adultery.

Not sure if Lampard has any scandal but its a bit shocking.
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Apart from drunkenly abusing Americans in a hotel just after 9/11 or being involved various spit roast incidents (allegedly!), yeah Fat Frank's as clean as a whistle!
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And the court ruled Gerrard was innocent of all chages.
 
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[quote author=the_khl link=topic=38700.msg1048970#msg1048970 date=1265284515]
We can all point our fingers at Terry (and rightly so of course) but seriously what's up with his teammates? They most do an abysmal job at home really.

It's not like Terry's any Brad Pitt is it?

This is getting really confusing.

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He's the Captain, innit. The Chavski alpha male. Top Dog. Wimmins love all that.


*rolls onto back and lets Ross sniff his balls*
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😱
 
Lampard is a cunt in his own right.

I had a quick glance at a Chelsea forum for their views... it started of as a conspiracy by the press to strip Terry of his cpataincy, then once it was confirmed it wasn't that big a deal.
 
The night we pulled off the miracle of Istanbul, the Chav forums were the funniest of the lot. At least on the ManUre and blueslime forums one or two posters gave us the credit we deserved, however grudgingly, whereas the Chav ones were totally dominated by their moans and groans. They really are a bunch of classless nomarks "down at the Bridge".
 
Quite. They seem to think we are great rivals, when in reality no one outside of London noticed Chelsea for over 50 years until recently.

The Sky generation doesn't help of course. I remember a Sky commentator after Burnley won promotion "who could have ever imagined Burnley in the Premiership?". Clearly he had no idea that up until about 5 years ago, they had won more league titles than Chelsea.
 
Chelsea are a small time club, with shit, clueless fans - many of whom easily switched allegiances to Fulham once ticket prices rose at tbe Bridge. And the remainder support a team that can exclusively field 11 cunts one week, completely rotate, and field a new team of cunts the next.

I barely give them a second thought. Their only redeeming feature is they stop United winning stuff.
 
[quote author=Squiggles link=topic=38700.msg1049078#msg1049078 date=1265293160]
Chelsea are a small time club, with shit, clueless fans - many of whom easily switched allegiances to Fulham once ticket prices rose at tbe Bridge. And the remainder support a team that can exclusively field 11 cunts one week, completely rotate, and field a new team of cunts the next.

I barely give them a second thought. Their only redeeming feature is they stop United winning stuff.
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That's the p!sser of it. I hate having to direct anything but contempt their way, but if we're not in the running for something I'd still sooner see them win it than ManUre. That'll never leave me.
 
Can anyone find the link to that thread on TLW, where a Chav fan from Oz made disparaging remarks about us and was subsequently made to suffer ?

It is quality.
 
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[quote author=Squiggles link=topic=38700.msg1049078#msg1049078 date=1265293160]
Chelsea are a small time club, with shit, clueless fans - many of whom easily switched allegiances to Fulham once ticket prices rose at tbe Bridge. And the remainder support a team that can exclusively field 11 cunts one week, completely rotate, and field a new team of cunts the next.

I barely give them a second thought. Their only redeeming feature is they stop United winning stuff.
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That's the p!sser of it. I hate having to direct anything but contempt their way, but if we're not in the running for something I'd still sooner see them win it than ManUre. That'll never leave me.
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A sad state of affairs however I agree.
 
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Imagine logging on to a forum and having to look a those two pricks everyday.
 
[quote author=Bradley link=topic=38700.msg1048859#msg1048859 date=1265272157]
[quote author=gene hughes link=topic=38700.msg1048826#msg1048826 date=1265248196]
Phone in the rectum? Err.... what?
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What?

You've never heard of the Ashley Cole phone in the rectum with vibrate setting on, if I have a shlong in my mouth but it doesn't touch the sides I'm not gay rumour?
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No, what is it? Is that it? Who says he puts his phone in his bum?
 
I'm not sure where I heard all that, it was a few years back.

May be a job for some internet based research.
 
[quote author=SaintGeorge67 link=topic=38700.msg1049136#msg1049136 date=1265301983]
"Europe's largest gay news service".

What's the point?
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The point of "Europe's largest gay news service" or me putting the link up?
 
The point of that service.

I suppose their must be a market for it. Is it just gay news or all news from a "gay" perspective?

(not that I'm indicating you're an expert in such matters).
 
Third paragraph of the disclaimer:

The tabloid newspaper said that the footballers, who can not be named for legal reasons, were caught on camera in an orgy with well a known music industry figure. The newspaper claimed that one player engaged in sexual acts using a mobile phone as a sex toy.

Saint George, the front page of Pink News seems to just cover any news relating to gay rights which I'm sure plenty of up-ity gay folk are all for.
 
Also, does anyone think that this ended up being the reason why Terry decided to stay at Chelsea rather than go to City?
 
I suspect it wasn't. IMO Terry would have gone to Citeh if their offer had been the best one left on the table when the negotiating process was over.
 
I'm not sure he ever *really* wanted to leave Chelsea anyway, but it was probably a (small) contributory factor
 
From another forum....

Mr John Terry ladies and gentleman:

1. The S** have lined up another EIGHT women who've slept with him in the last 18 months or so. Enough for a couple of weeks of front pages. Including FHMs own HSH, Tanya Robinson (SFW:

2. The front page today that Bridges ex, Vanessa, has slept with five members of the Chelsea squad is only the beginning. Two other Chelsea players - Gudjonsen and Drogba - were also sleeping with Bridge's girlfriend at the same time as Terry

3. The S** is also paying Vanessa £250k to dish everything including the fact that the mystery fifth Chelsea player is, depressingly predictably, Ashley Cole. Which should give Cheryl the excuse she needs to finally dump him (now she's no longer Rac1st Toilet Cleaner Puncher, but the new Nation's Sweetheart)

4. JT has also been sleeping with current team mate Hilario's wife (who also has kids)

5. Away from the bedroom, JT also owes Wembley a substantial amount of money for a box he owns and hasn't paid for, even after he had mates in there racking up a £20k bill at the FA Cup final.
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