Amidst all the El Cunt transfer talk I have not seen anyone ask the most essential question of all. Why do Chelsea want him?
If they sign him they'll either have to change their system to accommodate him and Drogba, or play him instead, unless either him or Drogba is going to be stuck out on the wing a la Anelka, which would be funny to see, admittedly. If they change their system and play Drogba and El Cunt up front they're going to be even more screwed than they are at the moment because their strength for years has been the flexibility and defensive solidity that their 4-5-1/4-3-3 system gives them. If that system goes there'll be times they find themselves dominated in midfield with only 2 players in the centre (which they never are now with 3 there even when that 3 includes Ramires and Mikel) one of them an aging Lampard who needs defensive midfielders there to stay in position to cover his forward runs, and though they'll score more goals they'll concede a hell of a lot more.
The other option of El Cunt up front on his own would leave Drogba on the bench, and I don't see the point of this. Drogba would never accept it so he'd be out the door, and I think he could play for 2 or 3 more years at the highest level so I don't see why they need to replace him now. If El Cunt is to replace Drogba when he does pack it in El Cunt himself will be way too old as one of his main strengths, his pace, will get less and less effective as he nears 30.
Chelsea's defensive record this season is still very good even with all their troubles, and it's not their system or attack that needs changing, it's their midfield. The current midfield still has a lot of quality as of now but it's not really the future. Lampard is 32, 33 before the start of next season, not a good age for an influential player who relied on his physicality for his game, Malouda and Benayoun are 30, 31 before next season, Anelka nearly 32. Are Mikel, Kalou and Ramires really of the necessary quality? Is Essien ever going to get back to what he was?
It's midfield that Abraham should be splurging 50 million on, not El Cunt.