Super Mario

[gkmacca]

Over three months, actually. One minute he thinks transfers are happening too quickly, the next minute he's impatient for Christmas!

 

[Ceefax the Cat]

 

[Fabio]

Is that mexes next to him that looks like a misery arse?

 

[willby]

No surprise that Liverpool found Mario Balotelli was going for a song



Mario Balotelli has talent but Liverpool will have to work at making the pros outweigh the cons on his return to the Premier League....



A small thing, perhaps, but Google “Balotelli training hard” to find the old YouTube clip of the Milan squad running around the side of a pitch at their training ground. One by one, they have to jog through cones then jump over a series of low hurdles. It is nothing too strenuous – the hurdles are barely six inches off the ground – but Balotelli is having one of his W-for-whatever days. He moves in between the cones, sees what is coming and, accidentally on purpose, misses out the jumps, nonchalantly jogging past while his team-mates complete the exercise. It’s 15 seconds of classic Mario. .

 

[localny]

"Mario Balotelli's representative Mino Raiola insists that a move to Liverpool could be the striker's last chance to prove himself at the top level, also adding that negotiations have been ongoing for three months."

So when Luis was going, we *were* planning.

 

[Skullflower]

it's hard not to think that b-rodge's 'categorical' comment was a negotiation tactic with either milan, balotelli, or his agent.

 

[Mors]

I don't think it was skully, I genuinely think at that stage he didn't think he'd be playing for us or had other targets and balotelli was much further down the list. Seems Remy, Falcao, Cavani etc were above him.
I just hope that Rodgers does actually want him, and he's not been dumped on him due to us struggling to get anyone else on the list in. I hope it's not that.

 

[Modo]

Balotelli vs Bony vs Remy

 

[Mystic]

All the press are writing him off, fantastic.

 

[Whirly]

All the press are writing him off, fantastic.

All of them, except for the ones that aren't.

 

[Hansern]

I'd say its about 60/40 in favour of him succeeding from what I've read and seen so far.
Gotta say Dwight Yorke is the worst pundit ever

 

[Oncy]

I'd say its about 60/40 in favour of him succeeding from what I've read and seen so far.
Gotta say Dwight Yorke is the worst pundit ever

 

[eecheerow]

Nicked from twitter...

Everyone says he's 'round the bend, Ballo, Ballo
You will never walk alone with us, Ballo, Ballo
He scores a goal, sets fireworks off
He flexes his muscles in front of the Kop
Balotelli, Liverpool's 45

 

[HC]

Liverpools 45 sounds like a bus route.

Next..

 

[Comical Aly]

it's hard not to think that b-rodge's 'categorical' comment was a negotiation tactic with either milan, balotelli, or his agent.

This is the most optimistic thing you've ever posted. Have you been hacked?

 

[Mystic]

All of them, except for the ones that aren't.

I think it was pretty obvious I wasn't speaking literally and that I was implying the majority, which seems to be the case watching sky sports and listening to talkSPORT.

 

[mr_moo]

Nicked from twitter...

Everyone says he's 'round the bend, Ballo, Ballo
You will never walk alone with us, Ballo, Ballo
He scores a goal, sets fireworks off
He flexes his muscles in front of the Kop
Balotelli, Liverpool's 45

Awful

 

[Mystic]

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Neville likes the signing it seems ... "Could be like Cantona"

 

[keniget]

Read all that and thought "so there is / was a problem".

 

[the count]

He's red,
He's Scouse,
He'll set fire to your house,
Mario Mario

 

[gene hughes]

Nothing does more to put a damper on my enthusiasm for a new signing than you tragic cunts trying to think up songs for the first few weeks.

 

[Shadey]

That's better but love the one citeh fans sang.. Oooo balotelli he's a striker.. He's good at darts ...

 

[Mors]

That's better but love the one citeh fans sang.. Oooo balotelli he's a striker.. He's good at darts ...

 

[Athens]

Nothing does more to put a damper on my enthusiasm for a new signing than you tragic cunts trying to think up songs for the first few weeks.

Gene Hughes smells like poos
Oh how we laughed,
Because he is so daft.

 

[Shadey]

That's the one but we'd have to change the words..

 

[Red Astaire]

Nothing does more to put a damper on my enthusiasm for a new signing than you tragic cunts trying to think up songs for the first few weeks.

Gene Gene
Wherever you may be
Please stop slagging our symphony
These tunes are boss
So less of your dross
Now someone tell me
Where the fuck is Ross?

 

[cloggypop]

No to that Manc tune. Again.

 

[Oncy]

Gene Gene, no not Gene Hunt,
Gene Gene is a massive cunt.
Gene Gene, not Jean Genie,
Gene Gene the big cunting meany.

 

[doctor_mac]

Gene, Gene hey
Likey my track
Gene, Gene hey!
My song is good craic....etc.