Super Mario

[doctor_mac]

To the tune of Agadoo

Ma Ri O O O
Kicks the ball and scores a goal
Ma Ri O O O
Can't believe you cost fuck all

First attempt - Don't worry I got plenty more.

*prepares self for imminent artistic abuse* 😛

 

[Red Astaire]

Ha ha! It was a first attempt..... 😳

 

[Fabio]

I now see why writers need to do several drafts...

 

[Red Astaire]

I can never think of a decent tune to pen the words too.Then again I suppose I can never think of any decent words to put to a tune it seems. A vicious circle... 🙁

 

[themn]

To the tune of Agadoo

Ma Ri O O O
Kicks the ball and scores a goal
Ma Ri O O O
Can't believe you cost fuck all

First attempt - Don't worry I've got plenty more.

*prepares self for imminent artistic abuse* 😛

 

[iffythebiffy]

I think that's pretty good

 

[doctor_mac]

I can never think of a decent tune to pen the words too.Then again I suppose I can never think of any decent words to put to a tune it seems. A vicious circle... 🙁

I'm thinking something to the tune in the old Cornetto advert.

 

[themn]

I think that's pretty good

Red Astaire's song?

 

[gkmacca]

Ha ha! It was a first attempt..... 😳

This place is like playing the Glasgow Empire.

 

[dantes]

He needs to train hard. Nothing else bothers me much if he does that, because I think quite an improvement in other aspects of his behaviour will follow, but he's got to train really seriously. Rodgers' team requires players who are really fit, really tactically alert and really committed. Much of the media moaning is about trivial stuff. This is what his signing for us will hinge on. He's got to put in the work (and the thought).

Lambert is as far from fit as you could get, and his impact in our first game was invaluable. It'd be nice if Balotelli trained hard and ran his socks off in games, but it's not essential for him to be a success here. It's like marriage, you don't marry someone and then try to change them. We should focus on what he's brilliant at, which is belting the ball hard into the goal.

 

[gkmacca]

I can never think of a decent tune to pen the words too.

Maybe something by Steve Reich.

 

[iffythebiffy]

Red Astaire's song?

Both song and witty response

 

[Oncy]

AND His name was
M
A
R
I
O

EMMAYYARREEEEEEEOOOOOO

TO THE TUNE OF VAN MORRISON
GLORIA.

 

[Fabio]

I still want the super Mario tune just to be sung

 

[themn]

AND His name was
M
A
R
I
O

EMMAYYARREEEEEEEOOOOOO

TO THE TUNE OF VAN MORRISON
GLORIA.

*tremors in pant region*

 

[gkmacca]

Lambert is as far from fit as you could get

That's so stunningly, stupidly, wrong it's almost beneath comment. And if you think Balotelli can genuinely make a consistent contribution without training hard and buying into the whole ethos of Rodgers' team, then you're either temporarily mad or you're just bored on a Sunday and looking for a long and pointless argument. Which I'll ignore.

 

[doctor_mac]

Ahem. Cornetto advert tune...three, two, one, hit it....

He's Balotelli
He's six foot three
The red men's striker
From Italy

He plays
He scores a goal
Oh Balotelli
Super Marioooo

That's the song.

 

[Red Astaire]

Ahem. Cornetto advert tune...three, two, one, hit it....

He's Balotelli
He's six foot three
The red men's striker
From Italy

He plays
He scores a goal
Oh Balotelli
Super Marioooo

That's the song.

Oh Balotelli
Score one for me
Fantastic goals
For LFC

 

[iffythebiffy]

Nice. Last line might need an extra syllable? (Doc Macs)

 

[doctor_mac]

Oh Balotelli
Score one for me
Fantastic goals
For LFC

Hmmm, nice. Working it.

 

[doctor_mac]

Nice. Last line might need an extra syllable? (Doc Macs)

It is built into the -oooo (which is really, oo-oo-oo).

 

[iffythebiffy]

It is built into the -oooo (which is really, oo-oo-oo).

Yep I see it. I stand/sing corrected

 

[LeTallecWiz]

 

[the count]

To the tune of Agadoo

Ma Ri O O O
Kicks the ball and scores a goal
Ma Ri O O O
Can't believe you cost fuck all

First attempt - Don't worry I've got plenty more.

*prepares self for imminent artistic abuse* 😛

One of your better efforts mate.














































still crap though 😉

 

[FoxForceFive]

He needs to train hard. Nothing else bothers me much if he does that, because I think quite an improvement in other aspects of his behaviour will follow, but he's got to train really seriously. Rodgers' team requires players who are really fit, really tactically alert and really committed. Much of the media moaning is about trivial stuff. This is what his signing for us will hinge on. He's got to put in the work (and the thought).

He's been described as an awful trainer loads in the past, unfortunately.

 

[Mystic]

He's been described as an awful trainer loads in the past, unfortunately.

Yep, this is my worry too, we have a team that gives 110% nearly all the time, Mario needs to buy into that philosophy also, I worry he won't though.

 

[FoxForceFive]

I think he's engaged. Not sure if he has a child, but I don't think so.

Unless this wee one counts..?

Yessssss!

I love him so much more. If I won the lottery, getting a pig would be just behind the new massive house & sorting out my mates finances on my list of priorities.

 

[gkmacca]

He's been described as an awful trainer loads in the past, unfortunately.

Which is the main worry, I feel. Evidently there are those who think you don't need to be fit and focussed to be world class, but personally I think it's the norm, and the norm for a reason. I couldn't much care about him being a good boy off the pitch so long as he puts in the work on the training ground and the during the matches. He's not failing to realise his full potential because he wears funny hats and lets off fireworks. He's failed so far because he's not doing what the really top players always do: work like hell at being the best.

 

[Mystic]

Yessssss!

I love him so much more. If I won the lottery, getting a pig would be just behind the new massive house & sorting out my mates finances on my list of priorities.

I'm unashamed to admit that him having a pig as a pet put him up several notches in my book.

 

[Modo]

You think that Pig is his pet?
Just wait, Christmas is a couple of months away....