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Suarez SIGNED. Welcome to Liverpool Luis

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Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=43645.msg1256477#msg1256477 date=1295393273]
[quote author=Redshrek link=topic=43645.msg1256466#msg1256466 date=1295392707]
Jizzes in pants massively, *frap frap frap frap*
[/quote]What have you got for me Shrek?
[/quote]

Nowt just having a sly one over markmc's post unless he was teasing. Ive left me phone in work so haven't heard anything other than it was done last night which was obviously wrong.
 
Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

[quote author=Modo link=topic=43645.msg1256431#msg1256431 date=1295390496]
*Ejaculates*
[/quote]

Premature?
 
Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

[quote author=Redshrek link=topic=43645.msg1256483#msg1256483 date=1295393464]

Ive left me phone in work so haven't heard anything other than it was done last night which was obviously wrong.
[/quote]

This untidy behaviour needs to end. How can you? not now, surely?
 
Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

[quote author=kingjulian link=topic=43645.msg1256492#msg1256492 date=1295393727]
[quote author=Redshrek link=topic=43645.msg1256483#msg1256483 date=1295393464]

Ive left me phone in work so haven't heard anything other than it was done last night which was obviously wrong.
[/quote]

This untidy behaviour needs to end. How can you? not now, surely?
[/quote]I agree. Its almost warranting a 24 hour ban. If you cant bring anything to the fucking table man...
 
Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=43645.msg1256496#msg1256496 date=1295393934]
[quote author=kingjulian link=topic=43645.msg1256492#msg1256492 date=1295393727]
[quote author=Redshrek link=topic=43645.msg1256483#msg1256483 date=1295393464]

Ive left me phone in work so haven't heard anything other than it was done last night which was obviously wrong.
[/quote]

This untidy behaviour needs to end. How can you? not now, surely?
[/quote]I agree. Its almost warranting a 24 hour ban. If you cant bring anything to the fucking table man...
[/quote]

*Wimpers* I've got 2 red stars like
 
Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

[quote author=kingjulian link=topic=43645.msg1256492#msg1256492 date=1295393727]
[quote author=Redshrek link=topic=43645.msg1256483#msg1256483 date=1295393464]

Ive left me phone in work so haven't heard anything other than it was done last night which was obviously wrong.
[/quote]

This untidy behaviour needs to end. How can you? not now, surely?
[/quote]

The mess my desks in I hope I can find it.
 
Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

[quote author=mark mc link=topic=43645.msg1256421#msg1256421 date=1295390274]
100%
[/quote]

FAP FAP FAP
 
Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

[quote author=kingjulian link=topic=43645.msg1256485#msg1256485 date=1295393542]
[quote author=Modo link=topic=43645.msg1256431#msg1256431 date=1295390496]
*Ejaculates*
[/quote]

Premature?
[/quote]
Seems so.
 
Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

*Loads shotgun in anticipation*
 
Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=43645.msg1256428#msg1256428 date=1295390454]
[quote author=mark mc link=topic=43645.msg1256421#msg1256421 date=1295390274]
100%
[/quote]Ryan?
[/quote]

62%
 
Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

Hmm, no one seems to have told Ajax that it's a done deal.
 
Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

Don't worry, Steve McClaren has been brought in to translate between the two sides, it'll be sorted soon.
 
Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

[quote author=TheBunnyman link=topic=43645.msg1256636#msg1256636 date=1295423152]
Hmm, no one seems to have told Ajax that it's a done deal.
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It's not done, it's 62% done!
 
Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

Would it be greedy to ask if we're going to sign anyone else?

Suarez alone is probably more than anyone could've wished for this Jan.
 
Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

62% is undone, being done, not done yet

100% is done (only if 100% from the official site)
 
Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

Is the 100% true Mark?
 
Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

Wasn't one of the 'rules' for the sabremetrics strategy thingy not to sign players who had just had a decent world cup, as their price would be inflated?

Excited by Mark's post, as I rate his insider knowledge above any on this site, but I won't believe it till he's delivered. I'm sure we're 100% committed to signing him, but I won't believe it till it is done.

On a downer, does anyone think that our busy window, if we do splurge, is intended to be bankrolled by a large sale in the Summer? Adios Torres?
 
Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

If Suarez and a couple of more quality players come in I can see Torres staying.
 
Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

[quote author=Hansern link=topic=43645.msg1256654#msg1256654 date=1295424229]
If Suarez and a couple of more quality players come in I can see Torres staying.
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I hope so.
 
Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

I think he'll look to see out his contract and leave on a free.
 
Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

I can't say what I want to say, because I don't want to attract attention, but what I can say is this:

There will be a massive thing, that will happen. If this, shall we say, thing, does not happen, kiddos, the interested or disinterested parties will or will not unleash a massive rocket, which will transfer seamlessly from one gaping asshole to another, to and fro with a kind of grace entirely discordant with areas which typically extrude feces.

Until it happens, or doesn't, I will have to maintain radio silence.

Keep the faith.
 
Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

[quote author=Farkmaster link=topic=43645.msg1256665#msg1256665 date=1295425243]
I can't say what I want to say, because I don't want to attract attention, but what I can say is this:

There will be a massive thing, that will happen. If this, shall we say, thing, does not happen, kiddos, the interested or disinterested parties will or will not unleash a massive rocket, which will transfer seamlessly from one gaping asshole to another, to and fro with a kind of grace entirely discordant with areas which typically extrude feces.

Until it happens, or doesn't, I will have to maintain radio silence.

Keep the faith.
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I think there's a GIF of that in General Chat
 
Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

[quote author=Farkmaster link=topic=43645.msg1256665#msg1256665 date=1295425243]
I can't say what I want to say, because I don't want to attract attention, but what I can say is this:

There will be a massive thing, that will happen. If this, shall we say, thing, does not happen, kiddos, the interested or disinterested parties will or will not unleash a massive rocket, which will transfer seamlessly from one gaping asshole to another, to and fro with a kind of grace entirely discordant with areas which typically extrude feces.

Until it happens, or doesn't, I will have to maintain radio silence.

Keep the faith.
[/quote]

Ahh my old pal Bamba. Whatever happened to him I wonder.
 
Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

Ya, what happened to La Bamba?
 
Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

He didn't survive the rocket.
 
Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

I'm absolutely thrilled by the latest show of percentages in this thread. Mark's obviously got it right.

What a signing this would be. One of the most sought-after forwards in Europe joining to Liverpool FC to partner up with the best around in Torres.
 
Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

[quote author=Y1 link=topic=43645.msg1256673#msg1256673 date=1295426073]
Ya, what happened to La Bamba?
[/quote]

He changed his name to the Tadgster
 
Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

[quote author=Y1 link=topic=43645.msg1256673#msg1256673 date=1295426073]
Ya, what happened to La Bamba?
[/quote]

The Tadgemeister ate him.
 
Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

So I take it that the Tadgemeister and Tadster are one and the same? It sounds a TAD too unbelievable
 
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