Steven Caulker

[LeTallecWiz]

Loan confirmed until season's end.

 

[the count]

Yay.
I will be there for his debut.
😕

 

[gene hughes]

Will he seal up the leaks in our defense though?

 

[rurikbird]

 

[hmmmmm1]

Caulker do turn in some half decent peformances and then have calls to get into england squad for Euros.

 

[doctor_mac]

Right now some sad cunt is trawling through a dirge of footage of Stephen Caulker to try and put together a 'Welcome to Liverpool' youtube video.

 

[tony]

Right now some sad cunt is trawling through a dirge of footage of Stephen Caulker to try and put together a 'Welcome to Liverpool' youtube video.

If it's good bits it may take some time

 

[doctor_mac]

If it's good bits it may take some time

Or a short video.

 

[manwithnoname]

Loan confirmed until season's end.

Rodgers is still signing players from the grave!*


*I know he's not really dead. It was metaphorical. Or an allegory. Or something.

 

[doctor_mac]

WELCOME TO LIVERPOOL STEVEN CAULKER

 

[Modo]

He was quite decent once.

 

[Buddha]

He's been registered in time for the Arsenal match too.

Suggests to me that Sakho might well be struggling to be fit.

 

[refugee]

Fact of the day: Steven Caulker has scored as many goals for #LFC as Mamadou Sakho and Dejan Lovren

 

[hamstrung_pigeon]

Fact of the day 2: Steven Caulker's move triggered a 6-part tweet from Tomkins, with an additional concluding tweet thrown in after the epic. World's first tweeted novel.

 

[manwithnoname]

Fact of the day 2: Steven Caulker's move triggered a 6-part tweet from Tomkins, with an additional concluding tweet thrown in after the epic. World's first tweeted novel.

Was it positive, or is that a ridiculous question?

 

[Hansern]

He seems a bit surprised about the whole thing:

 

[hamstrung_pigeon]

Was it positive, or is that a ridiculous question?

Mainly his rationalization of the deal. Oh wait... I see what you've done there.

 

[manwithnoname]

Mainly his rationalization of the deal. Oh wait... I see what you've done there.

Er.....I don't know what I've done there, apart from ask if it was positive, because it usually is. I'm pretty OK with it, there seems little risk as a short-term loan, it's not as if Klopp will be stuck with him if it doesn't work out - he doesn't seem that type anyway. And Caulker must see this a potentially an amazing opportunity for him. Unless he really is Balotelli-style thick.

 

[Rosco]

Right now some sad cunt is trawling through a dirge of footage of Stephen Caulker to try and put together a 'Welcome to Liverpool' youtube video.

They should just look at how he played against us for Southampton recently

 

[Holle]

Overwhelming.

Not.

 

[Red Astaire]

Yay.
I will be there for his debut.
😕

Yeah you will! Just! Bloody Royal Mail! 🙄

 

[Skullflower]

Is he good?

 

[Red Astaire]

Is he good?

Potentially - I think he's a busted flush personally.

 

[cloggypop]

He's probably a better CB than Lucas and Enrique.

 

[willby]

We don't loan players often. Is this Liverpools first loan in x? yrs?

 

[willby]

Rodgers is still signing players from the grave!*


*I know he's not really dead. It was metaphorical. Or an allegory. Or something.

Yep, and now we're signing Southampton rejects aswell. .

 

[doctor_mac]

We don't loan players often. Is this Liverpools first loan in x? yrs?

Since Victor Moses. And as Oncy's mate Dave predicted, he was fucking amazing.

 

[cloggypop]

Mascherano was probably the last good one.

 

[doctor_mac]

He has been given the squad number 19.


I think it's an omen....

 

[JurgenKlopp]

He seems a bit surprised about the whole thing:

Jesus gormless