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Spunk the Alonso Cash

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We already have a player to round around kicking people in Masher, why would we want Parker?
 
[quote author=rebel23 link=topic=34717.msg906501#msg906501 date=1247679937]
I would spunk it on Skrtel's international team mate Hamsik, a monster talent.


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Good shout. And there was a tenuous link through The Times.
 
Mark Noble played a good game against us. May be Rafa will have a second look...

Pacheco looks ready for first team football.
 
Mark Noble has great talent and is raw version of Gerrard. Parker would be cheap but given his injury record is worse than Owen then he'd have to very cheap and only a back up.
 
Scott fucking parker? Jesus. No way. Biggest crab of a footballer going. Was good 5 years ago.
 
scott parker is a fucking nonce of a footballer. are you fucking mad?

i want a foreign metrosexual with a name that sounds like a type of pasta.
 
Its great that theres so many options. Even if they all dont suit.
Defour
Hamsik
Cana
Parker
Aquilani
De Rossi
Martinez
Sneijder
Pirlo
Noble
Huddlestone
Johnson
Lodeira
just some of the names linked for ONE possible position.
There must be a player there to suit anyone?
 
[quote author=Anita link=topic=34717.msg906324#msg906324 date=1247667964]
Scott Parker would be a very good option.
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Fucking hell
 
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[quote author=Anita link=topic=34717.msg906324#msg906324 date=1247667964]
Scott Parker would be a very good option.
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Fucking hell
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innit just.
 
[quote author=Rafiagra link=topic=34717.msg906677#msg906677 date=1247697639]
Noble is an excellent shout.
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I remain to be convinced, though it's certainly a better bet than Scott Parker.

If Masher goes then let's sign Nicky Butt too.
 
[quote author=SaintGeorge67 link=topic=34717.msg906679#msg906679 date=1247697730]
Newcastle haven't had a good midfielder since Dietmar Hamann.

Scott Parker? Fucking hell.
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He plays for West Ham.
 
[quote author=ILD link=topic=34717.msg906681#msg906681 date=1247697820]
[quote author=SaintGeorge67 link=topic=34717.msg906679#msg906679 date=1247697730]
Newcastle haven't had a good midfielder since Dietmar Hamann.

Scott Parker? Fucking hell.
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He plays for West Ham.
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Correct. He will never play for Liverpool.
 
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[quote author=ILD link=topic=34717.msg906681#msg906681 date=1247697820]
[quote author=SaintGeorge67 link=topic=34717.msg906679#msg906679 date=1247697730]
Newcastle haven't had a good midfielder since Dietmar Hamann.

Scott Parker? Fucking hell.
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He plays for West Ham.
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Correct. He will never play for Liverpool.
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Used like him. He should never have went to Chelsea that time.

Cf. Johnson, SWP, Sidwell etc.
 
Like Skullflower, I want someone exotic so I pin my completely unrealistic dreams on his mystery talents.

I hope we sign Flavio de la Concieciao Matuso, AKA El Gromedar (trans.= the barefooted minstrel warrior), player of the season in Colombia, only 21 but already over six foot and built like a brick shit house. They call him the Latin Molby because of the range and accuracy of his passing.
 
[quote author=gene hughes link=topic=34717.msg906715#msg906715 date=1247709975]
Like Skullflower, I want someone exotic so I pin my completely unrealistic dreams on his mystery talents.

I hope we sign Flavio de la Concieciao Matuso, AKA El Gromedar (trans.= the barefooted minstrel warrior), player of the season in Colombia, only 21 but already over six foot and built like a brick shit house. They call him the Latin Molby because of the range and accuracy of his passing.
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I heard he can run 400m in 40 seconds and run non stop for 90 minutes, covering 22 miles. Sign already.
 
You can't possible not want to have the barefooted minstrel warrior....surely?

Is he any good with the boots on?
 
Goal.com and the Daily Telegraph are reporting we are in for him!
Bid of 11m apparantly
*crosses fingers*
 
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=34717.msg906735#msg906735 date=1247727061]
Goal.com and the Daily Telegraph are reporting we are in for him!
Bid of 11m apparantly
*crosses fingers*
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what? the barefooted minstrel warrior?
 
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[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=34717.msg906735#msg906735 date=1247727061]
Goal.com and the Daily Telegraph are reporting we are in for him!
Bid of 11m apparantly
*crosses fingers*
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what? the barefooted minstrel warrior?
[/quote]Yup.
 
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=34717.msg906739#msg906739 date=1247728628]
[quote author=Y1 link=topic=34717.msg906737#msg906737 date=1247728335]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=34717.msg906735#msg906735 date=1247727061]
Goal.com and the Daily Telegraph are reporting we are in for him!
Bid of 11m apparantly
*crosses fingers*
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what? the barefooted minstrel warrior?
[/quote]Yup.
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Only 11M?! He's overrated. He'll never adapt to the league.
 
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[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=34717.msg906739#msg906739 date=1247728628]
[quote author=Y1 link=topic=34717.msg906737#msg906737 date=1247728335]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=34717.msg906735#msg906735 date=1247727061]
Goal.com and the Daily Telegraph are reporting we are in for him!
Bid of 11m apparantly
*crosses fingers*
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what? the barefooted minstrel warrior?
[/quote]Yup.
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Only 11M?! He's overrated. He'll never adapt to the league.
[/quote]I think it includes a bunch of add ons and stuff Farky. In f.m he's the bollocks. He's the real deal.
 
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