Song for Klopp

[cloggypop]

Jexy is drinking more Bitburger than me.

 

[Athens]

New York, London, Paris, Munich
Everybody talk about Klopp musik
Talk about, Klopp musik
Talk about, Klopp musik
Klopp Klopp Klopp Klopp musik

 

[Athens]

Replace London with Liverpool and Munich with Dortmund.

 

[gene hughes]

His presser proved he was a red, Jürgen, Jürgen.
He said we were the greatest club, Jürgen, Jürgen.
We got the man from Germany, he'll restore our trophy.
Jürgen Klopp Liverpool's manager.
Na na na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na na na
Jürgen Klopp Liverpool's manager.

Dreamy, I'm not sure a song about his press conference will catch on, but I think your commitment to work with very current material is interesting.

 

[C/O]

"You are the boss of us now,
You are the boss of us now,
And you are so big"

To the tune of the Malcolm in the Middle theme song

 

[Red Mullet]

Replace London with Liverpool and Munich with Dortmund.

What about New York and Paris? What do they get replaced by?

 

[Athens]

What about New York and Paris? What do they get replaced by?

Scunthorpe and Carnlough.

 

[Esoteric]

Only way to play the game is when it's good and loud
So good we all believe it, screamin' with the crowd
Don't sweat it, get it back with you
Don't sweat it, get it back with you
Jürgen Klopp, Jürgen Klopp, Jürgen Klopp
Alright.

Obviously to the tune of Overkill by Motorhead.

 

[StevieM]

Ah here we are and here we are and here we go
All aboard and we're hitting the road
Here we go, Kloppin' all over the world

 

[StevieM]

We will, we will Klopp you.

 

[Woland]

Treble porn jog punk.
Plug jerk to bent porn.
Punt jerk boner glop.
Jerk nob grunt topple
Klopp klopp klopp klopp
Born plop junk getter

 

[Holle]

Treble porn jog punk.
Plug jerk to bent porn.
Punt jerk boner glop.
Jerk nob grunt topple
Klopp klopp klopp klopp
Born plop junk getter

To which tune?

 

[Woland]

I dunno, I'm kinda stoned and I've just got a best of krautrock mix going on youtube.

 

[cloggypop]

We will, we will Klopp you.

Queen can fuck right off.

 

[cloggypop]

I dunno, I'm kinda stoned and I've just got a best of krautrock mix going on youtube.

Faust are playing Utrecht next month. Well tempted.

 

[Dreambeliever]

To the tune of Robin Hood

Jurgen Klopp, Jurgen Klopp
Running down the line
Jurgen Klopp Jurgen Klopp
His football is Devine
Feared at the top, loved by the kop
Jurgen Klopp Jurgen Klopp

 

[redhorizon2]

To the tune of Robin Hood

Jürgen Klopp, Jürgen Klopp
Running down the line
Jürgen Klopp Jürgen Klopp
His football is Devine
Feared at the top, loved by the kop
Jürgen Klopp Jürgen Klopp

That's good

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

That's good

Apart from it being to the tune of that Ryan I shag my sister in law Giggs song

 

[redhorizon2]

Any someones made a song thats been covered by the national press which I think pisses on all those posts on this thread;
Sung to the tune of Black Lace's 'Agadoo', the ditty celebrates the former Borussia Dortmund boss in the best way possible. The lyrics are wonderful. They go a little like this:
Juuuuurrrrrgen Klopp Klopp Klopp,
He’s the new king of the Kop,
Jurgen Klopp Klopp Klopp,
He will take us to the top,
Champions League, FA Cup,
He will win the f*****g lot,
With Jurgen Klopp Klopp Klopp,
He’s the new king of the Kop!

 

[cloggypop]

Aga do one.

 

[Skullflower]

We all love the red and white Klopp, the red and white Klopp, the red and white Klopp.

Simple. Yet effective

simply and effectively shit.

 

[Skullflower]

Fuck me I've read my words above twice and I love it. It might be because it's 130am and I'm going full Dreamy though

it's beyond full retard

 

[Lippy]

simply and effectively shit.

A bit like yourself Adam. You should like it.

 

[Skullflower]

nah. im boss.

 

[Lippy]

Always the critic.

 

[Skullflower]

not of myself though

 

[Lippy]

Thankfully. We'd be here all week.

 

[Skullflower]

you wouldnt be obliged to stay

 

[Lippy]

you wouldnt be obliged to stay

Bit like you in the park you'll have to find in Dublin to sleep in. Don't forget to pack your meths

 

[redhorizon2]

it's beyond full retard

Retard Max then?