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[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=42533.msg1210110#msg1210110 date=1288702806]
[quote author=refugee link=topic=42533.msg1210107#msg1210107 date=1288702183]
[quote author=Hardcastle link=topic=42533.msg1210106#msg1210106 date=1288702097]
From the same pre-match conference he gave this absolute beaut:

"All teams have injuries," said Benitez. "We have a certain amount of muscle-related injuries but 40% of them were picked up on national team duty. Also, 85% of them are recurring from last year. "


Rafa Benitez, right 60% of the time, all the time.
[/quote]

What's wrong with that?
[/quote]Well given that the minimum amount (percentage) a player could represent (5%), it would mean he has a minimum of 20 players with muscular injuries.
[/quote]

BS. If he have 5 players with muscular injuries and 2 of them picked it up on international duties, then 40% have picked it up on intenrational duties. Its not rocket science, its only football 😉
 
[quote author=Insignificance link=topic=42533.msg1210118#msg1210118 date=1288703058]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=42533.msg1210110#msg1210110 date=1288702806]
[quote author=refugee link=topic=42533.msg1210107#msg1210107 date=1288702183]
[quote author=Hardcastle link=topic=42533.msg1210106#msg1210106 date=1288702097]
From the same pre-match conference he gave this absolute beaut:

"All teams have injuries," said Benitez. "We have a certain amount of muscle-related injuries but 40% of them were picked up on national team duty. Also, 85% of them are recurring from last year. "


Rafa Benitez, right 60% of the time, all the time.
[/quote]

What's wrong with that?
[/quote]Well given that the minimum amount (percentage) a player could represent (5%), it would mean he has a minimum of 20 players with muscular injuries.
[/quote]

BS. If he have 5 players with muscular injuries and 2 of them picked it up on international duties, then 40% have picked it up on intenrational duties. Its not rocket science, its only football 😉
[/quote]

Exactly
 
[quote author=Insignificance link=topic=42533.msg1210118#msg1210118 date=1288703058]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=42533.msg1210110#msg1210110 date=1288702806]
[quote author=refugee link=topic=42533.msg1210107#msg1210107 date=1288702183]
[quote author=Hardcastle link=topic=42533.msg1210106#msg1210106 date=1288702097]
From the same pre-match conference he gave this absolute beaut:

"All teams have injuries," said Benitez. "We have a certain amount of muscle-related injuries but 40% of them were picked up on national team duty. Also, 85% of them are recurring from last year. "


Rafa Benitez, right 60% of the time, all the time.
[/quote]

What's wrong with that?
[/quote]Well given that the minimum amount (percentage) a player could represent (5%), it would mean he has a minimum of 20 players with muscular injuries.
[/quote]

BS. If he have 5 players with muscular injuries and 2 of them picked it up on international duties, then 40% have picked it up on intenrational duties. Its not rocket science, its only football 😉
[/quote]Then how do 85% recur from last year?
 
They both need to shut up and never talk of Liverpool again. Especially Roy. Jog on, Budgie.

Oncy, can we bring back the use of W-oy please?
 
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=42533.msg1210124#msg1210124 date=1288703273]
[quote author=Insignificance link=topic=42533.msg1210118#msg1210118 date=1288703058]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=42533.msg1210110#msg1210110 date=1288702806]
[quote author=refugee link=topic=42533.msg1210107#msg1210107 date=1288702183]
[quote author=Hardcastle link=topic=42533.msg1210106#msg1210106 date=1288702097]
From the same pre-match conference he gave this absolute beaut:

"All teams have injuries," said Benitez. "We have a certain amount of muscle-related injuries but 40% of them were picked up on national team duty. Also, 85% of them are recurring from last year. "


Rafa Benitez, right 60% of the time, all the time.
[/quote]

What's wrong with that?
[/quote]Well given that the minimum amount (percentage) a player could represent (5%), it would mean he has a minimum of 20 players with muscular injuries.
[/quote]

BS. If he have 5 players with muscular injuries and 2 of them picked it up on international duties, then 40% have picked it up on intenrational duties. Its not rocket science, its only football 😉
[/quote]Then how do 85% recur from last year?
[/quote]

4 of them got injured last year, whereas two of them on international duty. Thats 40 % on international duty and 80% reccuring from last year. Now DONT ask about the last 5% because you brought them into the maths 8)
 
[quote author=Insignificance link=topic=42533.msg1210127#msg1210127 date=1288703397]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=42533.msg1210124#msg1210124 date=1288703273]
[quote author=Insignificance link=topic=42533.msg1210118#msg1210118 date=1288703058]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=42533.msg1210110#msg1210110 date=1288702806]
[quote author=refugee link=topic=42533.msg1210107#msg1210107 date=1288702183]
[quote author=Hardcastle link=topic=42533.msg1210106#msg1210106 date=1288702097]
From the same pre-match conference he gave this absolute beaut:

"All teams have injuries," said Benitez. "We have a certain amount of muscle-related injuries but 40% of them were picked up on national team duty. Also, 85% of them are recurring from last year. "


Rafa Benitez, right 60% of the time, all the time.
[/quote]

What's wrong with that?
[/quote]Well given that the minimum amount (percentage) a player could represent (5%), it would mean he has a minimum of 20 players with muscular injuries.
[/quote]

BS. If he have 5 players with muscular injuries and 2 of them picked it up on international duties, then 40% have picked it up on intenrational duties. Its not rocket science, its only football 😉
[/quote]Then how do 85% recur from last year?
[/quote]

4 of them got injured last year, whereas two of them on international duty. Thats 40 % on international duty and 80% reccuring from last year. Now DONT ask about the last 5% because you brought them into the maths 8)
[/quote]



YOURE WRONG!!!

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[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=42533.msg1210124#msg1210124 date=1288703273]
[quote author=Insignificance link=topic=42533.msg1210118#msg1210118 date=1288703058]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=42533.msg1210110#msg1210110 date=1288702806]
[quote author=refugee link=topic=42533.msg1210107#msg1210107 date=1288702183]
[quote author=Hardcastle link=topic=42533.msg1210106#msg1210106 date=1288702097]
From the same pre-match conference he gave this absolute beaut:

"All teams have injuries," said Benitez. "We have a certain amount of muscle-related injuries but 40% of them were picked up on national team duty. Also, 85% of them are recurring from last year. "


Rafa Benitez, right 60% of the time, all the time.
[/quote]

What's wrong with that?
[/quote]Well given that the minimum amount (percentage) a player could represent (5%), it would mean he has a minimum of 20 players with muscular injuries.
[/quote]

BS. If he have 5 players with muscular injuries and 2 of them picked it up on international duties, then 40% have picked it up on intenrational duties. Its not rocket science, its only football 😉
[/quote]Then how do 85% recur from last year?
[/quote]

It obviously isn't 5, Insignificance was only using that as an example. It also entirely possible that the 85% was rounded up or down. It also is entirely possible that 1 player is suffering from more than one muscle related injury. If they have an Aurelio alike player in there team he could have 10 or more injuries at one time.
 
[quote author=refugee link=topic=42533.msg1210132#msg1210132 date=1288703776]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=42533.msg1210124#msg1210124 date=1288703273]
[quote author=Insignificance link=topic=42533.msg1210118#msg1210118 date=1288703058]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=42533.msg1210110#msg1210110 date=1288702806]
[quote author=refugee link=topic=42533.msg1210107#msg1210107 date=1288702183]
[quote author=Hardcastle link=topic=42533.msg1210106#msg1210106 date=1288702097]
From the same pre-match conference he gave this absolute beaut:

"All teams have injuries," said Benitez. "We have a certain amount of muscle-related injuries but 40% of them were picked up on national team duty. Also, 85% of them are recurring from last year. "


Rafa Benitez, right 60% of the time, all the time.
[/quote]

What's wrong with that?
[/quote]Well given that the minimum amount (percentage) a player could represent (5%), it would mean he has a minimum of 20 players with muscular injuries.
[/quote]

BS. If he have 5 players with muscular injuries and 2 of them picked it up on international duties, then 40% have picked it up on intenrational duties. Its not rocket science, its only football 😉
[/quote]Then how do 85% recur from last year?
[/quote]

It obviously isn't 5, Insignificance was only using that as an example. It also entirely possible that the 85% was rounded up or down. It also is entirely possible that 1 player is suffering from more than one muscle related injury. If they have an Aurelio alike player in there team he could have 10 or more injuries at one time.
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Yup. The times were a broken jaw was the only injury preventing you from eating is defo gone.
 
[quote author=refugee link=topic=42533.msg1210132#msg1210132 date=1288703776]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=42533.msg1210124#msg1210124 date=1288703273]
[quote author=Insignificance link=topic=42533.msg1210118#msg1210118 date=1288703058]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=42533.msg1210110#msg1210110 date=1288702806]
[quote author=refugee link=topic=42533.msg1210107#msg1210107 date=1288702183]
[quote author=Hardcastle link=topic=42533.msg1210106#msg1210106 date=1288702097]
From the same pre-match conference he gave this absolute beaut:

"All teams have injuries," said Benitez. "We have a certain amount of muscle-related injuries but 40% of them were picked up on national team duty. Also, 85% of them are recurring from last year. "


Rafa Benitez, right 60% of the time, all the time.
[/quote]

What's wrong with that?
[/quote]Well given that the minimum amount (percentage) a player could represent (5%), it would mean he has a minimum of 20 players with muscular injuries.
[/quote]

BS. If he have 5 players with muscular injuries and 2 of them picked it up on international duties, then 40% have picked it up on intenrational duties. Its not rocket science, its only football 😉
[/quote]Then how do 85% recur from last year?
[/quote]

It obviously isn't 5, Insignificance was only using that as an example. It also entirely possible that the 85% was rounded up or down. It also is entirely possible that 1 player is suffering from more than one muscle related injury. If they have an Aurelio alike player in there team he could have 10 or more injuries at one time.
[/quote]Whatevs. Im just fucking around. I know that Rafa makes shit up all the time.
 
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=42533.msg1210134#msg1210134 date=1288703932]
]Whatevs. Im just fucking around. I know that Rafa makes shit up all the time.
[/quote]

fair enough
 
[quote author=refugee link=topic=42533.msg1210135#msg1210135 date=1288704018]
http://www.interfanclub.com/post/inter-has-15-muscle-injuries-already-this-season/

15 muscle injuries.
40% = 6 on international duty
85% = 12.75 recurring i.e. 13

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Nice find, refugee.

"Inter’s medical staff is understood to be reviewing the players training to see if there is something in the training that is causing the injuries." Hmmm....
 
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=42533.msg1210139#msg1210139 date=1288704113]
[quote author=refugee link=topic=42533.msg1210135#msg1210135 date=1288704018]
http://www.interfanclub.com/post/inter-has-15-muscle-injuries-already-this-season/

15 muscle injuries.
40% = 6 on international duty
85% = 12.75 recurring i.e. 13

[/quote]It would be quicker to just say 'yeah its not accurate'
[/quote]

86.666666666% would make him look a bit mad
 
[quote author=refugee link=topic=42533.msg1210141#msg1210141 date=1288704189]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=42533.msg1210139#msg1210139 date=1288704113]
[quote author=refugee link=topic=42533.msg1210135#msg1210135 date=1288704018]
http://www.interfanclub.com/post/inter-has-15-muscle-injuries-already-this-season/

15 muscle injuries.
40% = 6 on international duty
85% = 12.75 recurring i.e. 13

[/quote]It would be quicker to just say 'yeah its not accurate'
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86.666666666% would make him look a bit mad
[/quote]Yup. Factually innacurate is probably a better thing to be.
Either way its a bit tragic to feel he has to remove the blame of INJURIES to players from himself the mental bellend.
'Oh thoseeee injuries.....Yup theyre the international managers fault.....whats that? Oh THOSE injuries.... err theyre Mourinhos fault'
Who cares tubby theyre injuries.

Like i said i dont think HC was really having a pop and neither am i, just fucking about.
 
Haven't read the whole thread. But I guess he's again saying that some can't see the obvious. Something black on a mountain of white.
 
Really, Gerry?

Of course, it's so obvious!

Thank fuck you're here to point out the really fucking obvious! Honestly, if you hadn't been around to do that - point out the fucking obvious - then we'd have been totally oblivious as to the totally fucking obvious meaning.
 
Oh don't go! There's an amusing Grandad thread in General Chat you could check out!

I've made most of the obvious jokes already, though
 
'Kin hell, this place gets far too serious on the topic of Rafa.

I simply found the fact that he wanted to absolve himself of any blame regarding them by whacking out percentages very Rafa like and funneh.

Fogeddaboutit
 
[quote author=Gerry_A_Trick link=topic=42533.msg1210159#msg1210159 date=1288705831]
Fair enough. Just thought a few were confused. I'll go back into my hole so.
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It wasnt so obvious to me though.

I was still thinking about the earlier milk comment and thought it was connected.
 
[quote author=Hardcastle link=topic=42533.msg1210163#msg1210163 date=1288706035]

'Kin hell, this place gets far too serious on the topic of Rafa.

I simply found the fact that he wanted to absolve himself of any blame regarding them by whacking out percentages very Rafa like and funneh.

Fogeddaboutit

[/quote]

I wasn't defending Rafa, I thought you had fucked up when analysing the maths and only came in to laugh at your expense. Oncey jumped in to seemingly defend your maths and Insignificance jumped in and things escalated out of control.

If you had stayed around to clarify matters and/or defend yourself none of this would have happened.
 
[quote author=Avmenon link=topic=42533.msg1210167#msg1210167 date=1288706308]
[quote author=Gerry_A_Trick link=topic=42533.msg1210159#msg1210159 date=1288705831]
Fair enough. Just thought a few were confused. I'll go back into my hole so.
[/quote]

It wasnt so obvious to me though.

I was still thinking about the earlier milk comment and thought it was connected.
[/quote]

I guess you dont mix sugar and milk in your tea?
 
[quote author=refugee link=topic=42533.msg1210169#msg1210169 date=1288706427]
[quote author=Hardcastle link=topic=42533.msg1210163#msg1210163 date=1288706035]

'Kin hell, this place gets far too serious on the topic of Rafa.

I simply found the fact that he wanted to absolve himself of any blame regarding them by whacking out percentages very Rafa like and funneh.

Fogeddaboutit

[/quote]

I wasn't defending Rafa, I thought you had fucked up when analysing the maths and only came in to laugh at your expense. Oncey jumped in to seemingly defend your maths and Insignificance jumped in and things escalated out of control.

If you had stayed around to clarify matters and/or defend yourself none of this would have happened.
[/quote]

What's maths got to do with it, my maths never came into it.

It was a silly comment to make either way.

If you hadn't mis-interpreted my comments, this would never have happened 😛olice:
 
[quote author=Avmenon link=topic=42533.msg1210179#msg1210179 date=1288707025]
That's why I thought it was connected.


[/quote]
I realise that the mountain of sugar melts in the bottle of white milk and the tea bag is the priest who is the liverpool gaffer in disguise find the connection??
 
[quote author=Hardcastle link=topic=42533.msg1210181#msg1210181 date=1288707085]
[quote author=refugee link=topic=42533.msg1210169#msg1210169 date=1288706427]
[quote author=Hardcastle link=topic=42533.msg1210163#msg1210163 date=1288706035]

'Kin hell, this place gets far too serious on the topic of Rafa.

I simply found the fact that he wanted to absolve himself of any blame regarding them by whacking out percentages very Rafa like and funneh.

Fogeddaboutit

[/quote]

I wasn't defending Rafa, I thought you had fucked up when analysing the maths and only came in to laugh at your expense. Oncey jumped in to seemingly defend your maths and Insignificance jumped in and things escalated out of control.

If you had stayed around to clarify matters and/or defend yourself none of this would have happened.
[/quote]

What's maths got to do with it, my maths never came into it.

It was a silly comment to make either way.

If you hadn't mis-interpreted my comments, this would never have happened 😛olice:
[/quote]

It looked like you were adding 85% and 40% and saying you can't have more than 100% so Rafa must be talking bollocks.

Only you know the truth...
 
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