So Van Dijk isn't fit

[Woland]

Well clearly none of us know.

 

[Oncy]

Probably dropped him because he's shit and keeps costing us fucking goals.

Drops him we concede
zero.
Good job Klopp.

Shit job board spending £75m on the fucking cabbage

 

[manwithnoname]

Probably dropped him because he's shit and keeps costing us fucking goals.

Drops him we concede
zero.
Good job Klopp.

Shit job board spending £75m on the fucking cabbage

Hahahaha

I'm not quite sure he can be dismissed as a "cabbage" just yet. I liked his debut a LOT.

 

[juniormember]

You know when Oncy rates a player, positive or negative, that the opposite is true. I’m now more excited than ever about VVD.

 

[Hansern]

Yeah, VVD will win the Ballon d’Or now

 

[manwithnoname]

It's not as bad as when Ryan starts talking about "ballers" and "Rolls Royces"

That's usually when you start thinking about melting them down for glue

 

[Oliver Twist]

Yeah, VVD will win the Ballon d’Or now

And with one functioning foot. What a player.

 

[manwithnoname]

And with one functioning foot. What a player.

Pah. Remember this kid who was invited to train with Barcelona?

Which gave us the memorable "Mes Que Un Club Foot" post from some genius on this site.

 

[Hansern]

Ross has a point in all honesty if thats the injury Van Dijk is struggeling with.

 

[juniormember]

Pah. Remember this kid who was invited to train with Barcelona?

Which gave us the memorable "Mes Que Un Club Foot" post from some genius on this site.

Which one’s the kid?

Actually that reminds me. Ross was very insistent 5 years or so ago that Messi was absolutely finished, because he’d stopped taking steroids or because steroids had taken their toll. Or something along those lines.

 

[Oncy]

You know when Oncy rates a player, positive or negative, that the opposite is true. I’m now more excited than ever about VVD.

What if I'm just fucking about for the laugh and don't mean it. Where does that leave you?

Here's the players I rate in our team now.
Salah
Firmino
Lallana

So you should be fairly convinced they are all shit and the rest of the scopers are tip top.

 

[dantes]

Fine choices.

 

[gkmacca]

Ostriches

Bless you.

 

[FoxForceFive]

So? Is the case of Robinson supposed to back up this assertion that players who join Klopp's team have to wait for ages to get fit enough/ understand how we play/ blah blah

That seems a rather easy excuse to use when players don't feature, as if it's the norm.

How about some facts? Would you like some facts? Matip, Wijnaldum and Saane all joined within 3 weeks of eachother and all featured straight away in the team.

Robinson actually started the first home game of the season against Crystal Palace. In August. Hardly eased in.

But it turned out Robinson wasn’t ready, and since that point he was used very sparingly. Moreno’s injury forced the issue, and I think we were pretty damned lucky with that one!

Who is this Robinson?!

Can he play upfront?

 

[Fabio]

Isn't it a bit mad to be paying 75 million for a 26 year old who's not gonna be ready until next season

 

[Woland]

He hasn't exactly looked like Virgil the Unready when he's played has he? He's just easing in and getting fit. I don't get the issue. He might turn out to be an injury prone sack of shit but I don't think you can say that just coz Klopp didn't want to play him on Tuesday.

 

[moron]

I'm a bit worried that he has to get used to our type of defending. I was kinda hoping that he would change our type of defending

Ha ha...our type of defending....

'Look big V ..we all attack so many times you will be left on your own with no one else to help..thats how this team defends...little different from other teams eh big V ? Dont worry you get use to it and before you know it the fans will think you are shit'

 

[ILD]

Which one’s the kid?

Actually that reminds me. Ross was very insistent 5 years or so ago that Messi was absolutely finished, because he’d stopped taking steroids or because steroids had taken their toll. Or something along those lines.

Ross replied to this I think. He said Messi must have started taking them again which was a good answer!!

 

[ILD]

What if I'm just fucking about for the laugh and don't mean it. Where does that leave you?

Here's the players I rate in our team now.
Salah
Firmino
Lallana

So you should be fairly convinced they are all shit and the rest of the scopers are tip top.

It doesn't matter what Oncy thinks anyway. The only time we really want to hear from him is when he's passing on the opinions that matter, i.e. those of his mate Andy, the Southampton fan and if we're stuck we'll settle for his mate Dave, you know, Chelsea Dave.

 

[Oncy]

It doesn't matter what Oncy thinks anyway. The only time when we really want to hear from him is when he's passing on the opinion's that matter, i.e. those of his mate Andy, the Southampton fan and if we're stuck we'll settle for his mate Dave, you know, Chelsea Dave.

Truth

 

[Oncy]

For the record when we signed Solanke Dave, you know..Dave said 'Who? Oh right yeah him....good'

 

[rurikbird]

 

[juniormember]

What if I'm just fucking about for the laugh and don't mean it. Where does that leave you?

Here's the players I rate in our team now.
Salah
Firmino
Lallana

So you should be fairly convinced they are all shit and the rest of the scopers are tip top.

You think I'm actually serious? That your (wrong) rating of a player actually affects me? Okay.

 

[Oncy]

You think I'm actually serious? That your (wrong) rating of a player actually affects me? Okay.

You think I'm actually serious that I'm not serious about it?
Wait......I've confused myself.

 

[mark1975]

Stop pretending to be pretending to be serious guys, I've got a hangover, it's making me unsteady!

 

[kingjulian]

Hahaha...the drama for being dropped a game.

The usual dipshits are at it.

Rosco's medical expertise is second only in comparison to Dante's comprehension of Law.

 

[SummerOnions]

 

[Dreambeliever]

So? Is the case of Robinson supposed to back up this assertion that players who join Klopp's team have to wait for ages to get fit enough/ understand how we play/ blah blah

That seems a rather easy excuse to use when players don't feature, as if it's the norm.

How about some facts? Would you like some facts? Matip, Wijnaldum and Saane all joined within 3 weeks of eachother and all featured straight away in the team.

Robinson actually started the first home game of the season against Crystal Palace. In August. Hardly eased in.

Ya imagine how many goals Salah would have gotten if he started the season instead of being saved til Dec

 

[Dreambeliever]

I'm a bit worried that he has to get used to our type of defending. I was kinda hoping that he would change our type of defending

Yep very concerning.

We can't defend, we needed him to change thet

 

[manwithnoname]

Ya imagine how many goals Salah would have gotten if he started the season instead of being saved til Dec

Yes, it's very strange indeed. Perhaps one of the Kloppolytes can break off their worship long enough to answer this one