So Bolton... FA Cup Replay
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Anyone got any highlights or roundup?
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So it turns out Emre Can is more Xabi Alonso than Bruno Cheyrou eh?
Fucking baller did more in 8 minutes in centre mid than Jordan Henderson's done in 8 years there.
Shift! Wander over to my old spot there Skerts, I might just take the piss at centre back here for a while. Hop off! Step aside Stevie lad, move over to the right there somewhere, I'm about to pure own this shit. Dink! You like that Raheem? On your fucking middle toe, just where you like it. Spank! Off the bar like a boss with my left peg, which is built from reinforced steel, from a standing start. Swag! See that Jordan? Doing all this without a fucking hair moving out of place.
Cunt's fucking ridiculous. Wandering round there in any spot he likes, ripping the dick.
I think I'm in love.
Fucking baller did more in 8 minutes in centre mid than Jordan Henderson's done in 8 years there.
Shift! Wander over to my old spot there Skerts, I might just take the piss at centre back here for a while. Hop off! Step aside Stevie lad, move over to the right there somewhere, I'm about to pure own this shit. Dink! You like that Raheem? On your fucking middle toe, just where you like it. Spank! Off the bar like a boss with my left peg, which is built from reinforced steel, from a standing start. Swag! See that Jordan? Doing all this without a fucking hair moving out of place.
Cunt's fucking ridiculous. Wandering round there in any spot he likes, ripping the dick.
I think I'm in love.
Fucking love him.
Here's what I wrote about him the first time we saw him play pre season and it still stand up.
I'm strapped in to the Canwagon with a one way ticket to the promised land. I'm watching preseason friendlies JUST to watch him maraud around the pitch putting fools in their places. What's not to like about this slick haired, square jawed bastard? First of all he's a beast who likes to throw his size around. Cannot wait til he plants Edin Hazard or some other fancy Dan into row seven of the Main Stand. SPLATT!! He has a turn of foot that I didn't expect and energy levels to go with that. KAPOW!! He even has tricks too the absolute baller. WHAM!!!
He is our Batman. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector, a Dark Knight.
only see link to goals and post match interviews
1st goal: http://gfycat.com/FinishedEnormousAnteater
2nd: http://gfycat.com/MilkyEntireImperatorangel
Brendan interview:
Raheem:
You only realising this now Ryan?
Only seen some highlights but Can is boss
Players that can unlock defences with scooped passes make me hard
Players that can unlock defences with scooped passes make me hard
Highlights here
http://cloudyvideos.com/fwvr6r8tlezr
1st half (HD) http://cloudyvideos.com/abpq0iz3i0pl
2nd half (HD) http://cloudyvideos.com/ixv0cl4oc7kg
http://cloudyvideos.com/fwvr6r8tlezr
1st half (HD) http://cloudyvideos.com/abpq0iz3i0pl
2nd half (HD) http://cloudyvideos.com/ixv0cl4oc7kg
That was an extremely clever goal, from Sterling's run to Can's flick. We'd been trying to pass the ground ball through the centre the whole night and not having a lot of luck with the bodies in there.
Up strolls the charming prince and with a wicked right foot he puts an end to the nonsense.
Up strolls the charming prince and with a wicked right foot he puts an end to the nonsense.
Neil Lennon can get to fuck about the ref. Yeah he was weak Neil. He missed the blatant dive by the young
English player that few are even giving credence to. Imagine if that was Markovic. The two yellow cards? Well the first one he had studs showing and his foot was high and nowhere near the ball. The second one was a yellow card all fucking day.
That ref allowed the shithouse tactics from Wheater et al on Coutinho and Sterling all game. I would have been livid if we'd lost it to that blatant dive from that jug eared cunt.
English player that few are even giving credence to. Imagine if that was Markovic. The two yellow cards? Well the first one he had studs showing and his foot was high and nowhere near the ball. The second one was a yellow card all fucking day.
That ref allowed the shithouse tactics from Wheater et al on Coutinho and Sterling all game. I would have been livid if we'd lost it to that blatant dive from that jug eared cunt.
I believe I already declared my man love - hands off you hussie!!
Ryan, Ryan, Ryaaaan, Ryan,
I'm begging you, please dont take my man
To be fair to Lennon he did say it wasn't a penno
From the way your post was written it appeared that you were only realising now what a monster he is. I probably just read it wrong.
So its ok to fuck the ref off for sending a player off for two bookable offences, but the same ref is ok for giving a peno that ever was. Mourinhoesque!
From the two seconds of Lennon I heard on the radio he seemed to think the first yellow shouldn't have been because it was the players first tackle.
The were both definite yellows, the lad was diving in like an overexcited amateur league player. I could actually see a harsh ref on a bad day give a straight red for either those, particularly the second, that would have been something for Lennon to complain about.
The were both definite yellows, the lad was diving in like an overexcited amateur league player. I could actually see a harsh ref on a bad day give a straight red for either those, particularly the second, that would have been something for Lennon to complain about.
To the tune of Sam Smith yeah?
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