Sevilla v Liverpool Match Thread CHAMPIONS LEAGUE

[mark1975]

Fucks up and almost costs us a goal...excellent in your book.

He didn't fuck up, it was a loose ball played back to him that didn't quite reach him and their player nipped in, it was hardly a ball he had under control that he fucked up. He's had a good half and should have had an assist.

It's 3-0 and you're moaning about your hates.

 

[Red Astaire]

Well that was a great (and unexpectedly entertaining) First half. Mane is terrorising them but is Salah who I'm most impressed with. His tracking back is immense. What a fucking signing. Roma you silly cunts! 😀

 

[Woland]

I'm sure there's a joke about Seville being more Matalan than Catalan but I can't make it work

 

[Modo]

He didn't fuck up, it was a loose ball played back to him that didn't quite reach him and their player nipped in, it was hardly a ball he had under control that he fucked up. He's had a good half and should have had an assist.

It's 3-0 and you're moaning about your hates.

Ok

 

[Mystic]

It's sadly hard to tell if you're joking

I'm completely serious, the guy has everything, except being a deadly finisher, unfortunately a rather important trait. If he was as clinical as an Aguero or Kane, he would be frighteningly good.

 

[Mystic]

Nearly a quality assist by Moreno.

 

[manwithnoname]

I'm sure there's a joke about Seville being more Matalan than Catalan but I can't make it work

I was trying to think of something about oranges and pips but that's much better

 

[Modo]

I'm completely serious, the guy has everything, except being a deadly finisher, unfortunately a rather important trait. If he was as clinical as an Aguero or Kane, he would be frighteningly good.

I agree. Coupled with that work rate technique...he'd be lethal

 

[Markeh]

Morenos heading...

 

[FoxForceFive]

I was trying to think of something about oranges and pips but that's much better

Luke went to bed just after the third goal, & said "Dad, that's a Sevilla scoreline we're beating them by already isn't it?" not bad for a nine year old that.

 

[Markeh]

Klopp would've loved Kuyt

 

[manwithnoname]

Luke went to bed just after the third goal, & said "Dad, that's a Sevilla scoreline we're beating them by already isn't it?" not bad for a nine year old that.

I don't get it

 

[Mystic]

Luke went to bed just after the third goal, & said "Dad, that's a Sevilla scoreline we're beating them by already isn't it?" not bad for a nine year old that.

With a scouse accent is that supposed to sound like severe?

 

[FoxForceFive]

Normal service resumed.

 

[mark1975]

Moreno has reverted to type tonight, awful.

 

[Hansern]

I'm completely serious, the guy has everything, except being a deadly finisher, unfortunately a rather important trait. If he was as clinical as an Aguero or Kane, he would be frighteningly good.

He's an excellent player. I dont know why you bother to even listen to Brendan regarding this topic. He'll never change his mind regardless of how well he's playing.

 

[manwithnoname]

Oh bollocks

 

[FoxForceFive]

With a scouse accent is that supposed to sound like severe?

Yep. With a scouse accent it sounds exactly like severe.

Have a gold star that man.

 

[hmmmmm1]

Moreno the clown with a stupid foul and we concede

 

[Hansern]

Moreno is fucking shite. Horrendous foul to give away and Awful defending.

 

[Mystic]

We've not really started this half, hopefully we wake up now.

 

[Markeh]

Knew it, fuck off Alberto

 

[FoxForceFive]

I don't get it

That's cos you grew up in Crosby where they don't talk proper.

 

[Grjt2]

Moreno. Fucking joker

 

[manwithnoname]

Yep. With a scouse accent it sounds exactly like severe.

Have a gold star that man.

Ah. Severe.

Impressive vocabulary for a nine year old

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Moreno should never play in any games against sevilla.

 

[keniget]

Agent Moreno strikes again.

 

[doctor_mac]

Moreno to blame

 

[FoxForceFive]

As the a free kick that.

 

[manwithnoname]

That's cos you grew up in Crosby where they don't talk proper.

Formby. Where we would have pronounced Sevilla in a proper Spanish accent

While eating imported Sevilla oranges