Roberto Firmino - signed the silky swine
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We've been fucking had! Maybe we can convert him into a middling holding midfielder or a utility fullback.
It's a statistic. I ignore most of them. For every stat I read, I usually find one that totally contradicts it, both backed by sound logic and maths, apparently.
Has he got a derogatory nickname yet?
The Brazillian Stuart Downing
Didn't he do a similar trick with wheelie bins? (Allegedly)
Please Please tell me Firminho trick was not staged..
I doubt he'll get that...rightly or wrongly. Big things expected and pretty much from the offset.
Brazilian dude speaks... In summary, Coutinho is currently Brazil's second best player. Firmino is a useless wasteman.
Jefferson: 6.0 - Looked sloppy, but didn't compromise.
Dani Alves: 7.0 - He was Brazil's 2nd best player until Neymar was out. His game dropped considerably after that.
Thiago Silva: 5.0 - He is talented, but too emotionally unstable for international football. Cannot be relied upon in big games.
Miranda: 7.5 - Solid tournament by Miranda. He is certainly better than Luiz or Silva.
Felipe Luís: 5.0 - Who said that this knucklehead is one of the best LBs in the world? I confess I haven't watched him much, but he certainly didn't look the part.
Fernandinho: 5.0 - Butcher.
Elias: 5.5 - Meh.
Neymar: 5.0 - Great player, but also a spoiled brat who needs to learn how to lose. His immaturity screwed his team.
Willian: 4.0 - Senseless trash.
Philippe Coutinho: 7.0 - The only "new face" that shows some promise. Kid has talent.
Firmino: 2.0 - Senseless trash.
Robinho: 7.5 - Robinho always plays well for his country. Should have been at the WC.
Douglas Costa: 2.0 - Senseless trash.
Fred: 2.0 - Senseless trash.
Dunga: 1.0 - Literally Scolari 2.0 We need a foreigner manager ASAP.
Jefferson: 6.0 - Looked sloppy, but didn't compromise.
Dani Alves: 7.0 - He was Brazil's 2nd best player until Neymar was out. His game dropped considerably after that.
Thiago Silva: 5.0 - He is talented, but too emotionally unstable for international football. Cannot be relied upon in big games.
Miranda: 7.5 - Solid tournament by Miranda. He is certainly better than Luiz or Silva.
Felipe Luís: 5.0 - Who said that this knucklehead is one of the best LBs in the world? I confess I haven't watched him much, but he certainly didn't look the part.
Fernandinho: 5.0 - Butcher.
Elias: 5.5 - Meh.
Neymar: 5.0 - Great player, but also a spoiled brat who needs to learn how to lose. His immaturity screwed his team.
Willian: 4.0 - Senseless trash.
Philippe Coutinho: 7.0 - The only "new face" that shows some promise. Kid has talent.
Firmino: 2.0 - Senseless trash.
Robinho: 7.5 - Robinho always plays well for his country. Should have been at the WC.
Douglas Costa: 2.0 - Senseless trash.
Fred: 2.0 - Senseless trash.
Dunga: 1.0 - Literally Scolari 2.0 We need a foreigner manager ASAP.
Typical fucking Liverpool more like.
The Greek tattoo that doesn't make much sense?
Isn't that one on his chest?
Yeah, well it's very high up on his chest. I haven't seen his neck tattoo.
Apparently his official name in news reports is Barbosa de Oliveira.
Kinda just makes you burst out into excitement, doesn't it ?
Kinda just makes you burst out into excitement, doesn't it ?
His tattoos just get classier and classier.I think he got it when he heard those whispers of Reus.
Our team is going to be unrecognizable from last season when it takes to the field. Firmino, Milner, Clyne...no Gerrard, still no Sturridge. I'm excited and apprehensive all at the same time.
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