Raul Meireles

[RolandG]

[quote author=Buddha link=topic=42409.msg1298412#msg1298412 date=1299783678]
[quote author=LadyRed link=topic=42409.msg1298401#msg1298401 date=1299783125]

Isn't he so cool
[/quote]

I don't know. I tend to get lost in those "come to bed' eyes.
[/quote]

He got a sense of style, that's cool!

 

[Avmenon]

He looks like someone from 'Miami Vice'

 

[spider-Neil]

[quote author=Avvy link=topic=42409.msg1298607#msg1298607 date=1299828081]
He looks like someone from 'Miami Vice'
[/quote]

johnson is tubbs*





*he gets picked because there are no other black players (except ngog and he doesn't count because he isn't cool)

 

[TheBunnyman]

His wife looks grim though - like an old, tattooed version of Victoria Beckham.

 

[QUADRASPAZ]

[quote author=TheBunnyman link=topic=42409.msg1298716#msg1298716 date=1299844648]
His wife looks grim though - like an old, tattooed version of Victoria Beckham.
[/quote]

Fuck off i bet her fannys as tight as sticky an stuck jam jar lid. I'd give it fucking beans. Nothing better than an arl slag. Go ed Mercy. Go ed.

 

[the count]

[quote author=QUADRASPAZ link=topic=42409.msg1298721#msg1298721 date=1299845354]
[quote author=TheBunnyman link=topic=42409.msg1298716#msg1298716 date=1299844648]
His wife looks grim though - like an old, tattooed version of Victoria Beckham.
[/quote]

Fuck off i bet her fannys as tight as sticky an stuck jam jar lid. I'd give it fucking beans. Nothing better than an arl slag. Go ed Mercy. Go ed.
[/quote] Surprised you are posting on a Liverpool forum Wayne

 

[QUADRASPAZ]

[quote author=the count link=topic=42409.msg1298735#msg1298735 date=1299848245]
[quote author=QUADRASPAZ link=topic=42409.msg1298721#msg1298721 date=1299845354]
[quote author=TheBunnyman link=topic=42409.msg1298716#msg1298716 date=1299844648]
His wife looks grim though - like an old, tattooed version of Victoria Beckham.
[/quote]

Fuck off i bet her fannys as tight as sticky an stuck jam jar lid. I'd give it fucking beans. Nothing better than an arl slag. Go ed Mercy. Go ed.
[/quote] Surprised you are posting on a Liverpool forum Wayne
[/quote]

Wayne?

 

[cobrastatus]

[quote author=QUADRASPAZ link=topic=42409.msg1298721#msg1298721 date=1299845354]
[quote author=TheBunnyman link=topic=42409.msg1298716#msg1298716 date=1299844648]
His wife looks grim though - like an old, tattooed version of Victoria Beckham.
[/quote]

Fuck off i bet her fannys as tight as sticky an stuck jam jar lid. I'd give it fucking beans. Nothing better than an arl slag. Go ed Mercy. Go ed.
[/quote]

I'm with you on this one, as soon as I saw her I thought, well good for him, I'd definitely throw it in her.

Also, I'm very excited to see quadraspaz posting so much these days, it's like my very own scouse lesson, reading through his posts.

Translation: "Fuck off, I bet she has a great ass. I would surely have sex with it. There's nothing like an older woman with loose morals. Go ahead. Go ahead."

how did I do? 🙂

 

[Red Mullet]

[quote author=cobrastatus link=topic=42409.msg1298743#msg1298743 date=1299848760]
[quote author=QUADRASPAZ link=topic=42409.msg1298721#msg1298721 date=1299845354]
[quote author=TheBunnyman link=topic=42409.msg1298716#msg1298716 date=1299844648]
His wife looks grim though - like an old, tattooed version of Victoria Beckham.
[/quote]

Fuck off i bet her fannys as tight as sticky an stuck jam jar lid. I'd give it fucking beans. Nothing better than an arl slag. Go ed Mercy. Go ed.
[/quote]

I'm with you on this one, as soon as I saw her I thought, well good for him, I'd definitely throw it in her.

Also, I'm very excited to see quadraspaz posting so much these days, it's like my very own scouse lesson, reading through his posts.

Translation: "Fuck off, I bet she has a great ass. I would surely have sex with it. There's nothing like an older woman with loose morals. Go ahead. Go ahead."

how did I do? 🙂
[/quote]

Can you troll Quad around with translations so that the rest of us can understand him?

 

[cobrastatus]

[quote author=Red Mullet link=topic=42409.msg1298746#msg1298746 date=1299848879]
[quote author=cobrastatus link=topic=42409.msg1298743#msg1298743 date=1299848760]
[quote author=QUADRASPAZ link=topic=42409.msg1298721#msg1298721 date=1299845354]
[quote author=TheBunnyman link=topic=42409.msg1298716#msg1298716 date=1299844648]
His wife looks grim though - like an old, tattooed version of Victoria Beckham.
[/quote]

Fuck off i bet her fannys as tight as sticky an stuck jam jar lid. I'd give it fucking beans. Nothing better than an arl slag. Go ed Mercy. Go ed.
[/quote]

I'm with you on this one, as soon as I saw her I thought, well good for him, I'd definitely throw it in her.

Also, I'm very excited to see quadraspaz posting so much these days, it's like my very own scouse lesson, reading through his posts.

Translation: "Fuck off, I bet she has a great ass. I would surely have sex with it. There's nothing like an older woman with loose morals. Go ahead. Go ahead."

how did I do? 🙂
[/quote]

Can you troll Quad around with translations so that the rest of us can understand him?
[/quote]

Hahahaha, I'm part of another messageboard where one of the prominent posters is a notoriously horrible speller, and another user made an entire account called "DeebSpellcheck", just to "translate" his posts so other people could understand him.

I will happily do this for quadraspaz.

QuadraspazScouseTranslator at your service

 

[Cerberus]

Doesn't look anything like Victoria Beckham to me.

 

[cobrastatus]

[quote author=Cerberus link=topic=42409.msg1298749#msg1298749 date=1299849168]

Doesn't look anything like Victoria Beckham to me.
[/quote]

looks way better than victoria beckham in my opinion

 

[QUADRASPAZ]

[quote author=cobrastatus link=topic=42409.msg1298743#msg1298743 date=1299848760]
[quote author=QUADRASPAZ link=topic=42409.msg1298721#msg1298721 date=1299845354]
[quote author=TheBunnyman link=topic=42409.msg1298716#msg1298716 date=1299844648]
His wife looks grim though - like an old, tattooed version of Victoria Beckham.
[/quote]

Fuck off i bet her fannys as tight an as sticky as a stuck jam jar lid. I'd give it fucking beans. Nothing better than an arl slag. Go ed Mercy. Go ed.
[/quote]

I'm with you on this one, as soon as I saw her I thought, well good for him, I'd definitely throw it in her.

Also, I'm very excited to see quadraspaz posting so much these days, it's like my very own scouse lesson, reading through his posts.

Translation: "Fuck off, I bet she has a great ass. I would surely have sex with it. There's nothing like an older woman with loose morals. Go ahead. Go ahead."

how did I do? 🙂
[/quote]

Wrong. I dont spell ANYTHING wrong at all. I type it as it's SED. Bellends.

In fucking ENGLISH then. Fuckin hate the English me la.

"Fuck off i bet her fannys as tight as sticky an stuck jam jar lid. I'd give it fucking beans. Nothing better than an arl slag. Go ed Mercy. Go ed."

Means....

"I disagree. I think her vagina would be very tight and hard to pry open. Like the lid of a jam jar if some of the jam gets stuck in the threads. I'd make make love to her with a smile. There's nothing better in general that a fit older women. Well done Rual for nabbing such a women. Well done."

 

[DBP]

Robbie Fowlers autobiography was annoying for being written in scouse, and your posts are just as painful to read.

I bet you're as scouse as Dot Cotton in real life.

Twat

 

[Cerberus]

Ouch.

*Gets popcorn*

 

[QUADRASPAZ]

[quote author=DBP link=topic=42409.msg1298753#msg1298753 date=1299849793]
Robbie Fowlers autobiography was annoying for being written in scouse, and your posts are just as painful to read.

I bet you're as scouse as Dot Cotton in real life.

Twat
[/quote]

163. When you get to around 500 posts you'll understand.

 

[Judge Jules]

[quote author=QUADRASPAZ link=topic=42409.msg1298740#msg1298740 date=1299848594]
[quote author=the count link=topic=42409.msg1298735#msg1298735 date=1299848245]
[quote author=QUADRASPAZ link=topic=42409.msg1298721#msg1298721 date=1299845354]
[quote author=TheBunnyman link=topic=42409.msg1298716#msg1298716 date=1299844648]
His wife looks grim though - like an old, tattooed version of Victoria Beckham.
[/quote]

Fuck off i bet her fannys as tight as sticky an stuck jam jar lid. I'd give it fucking beans. Nothing better than an arl slag. Go ed Mercy. Go ed.
[/quote] Surprised you are posting on a Liverpool forum Wayne
[/quote]

Wayne?
[/quote]

Rooney.

 

[QUADRASPAZ]

[quote author=Judge Jules link=topic=42409.msg1298758#msg1298758 date=1299850353]
[quote author=QUADRASPAZ link=topic=42409.msg1298740#msg1298740 date=1299848594]
[quote author=the count link=topic=42409.msg1298735#msg1298735 date=1299848245]
[quote author=QUADRASPAZ link=topic=42409.msg1298721#msg1298721 date=1299845354]
[quote author=TheBunnyman link=topic=42409.msg1298716#msg1298716 date=1299844648]
His wife looks grim though - like an old, tattooed version of Victoria Beckham.
[/quote]

Fuck off i bet her fannys as tight as sticky an stuck jam jar lid. I'd give it fucking beans. Nothing better than an arl slag. Go ed Mercy. Go ed.
[/quote] Surprised you are posting on a Liverpool forum Wayne
[/quote]

Wayne?
[/quote]

Rooney.
[/quote]

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhahaha!

 

[Sunny]

[quote author=DBP link=topic=42409.msg1298753#msg1298753 date=1299849793]
Robbie Fowlers autobiography was annoying for being written in scouse, and your posts are just as painful to read.

I bet you're as scouse as Dot Cotton in real life.

Twat
[/quote]

Pack it in please DBP. Or I'll have to open up a can of Ol' Painless on you. Oh, and Spaz is Scouse I can assure you.

 

[refugee]

[quote author=DBP link=topic=42409.msg1298753#msg1298753 date=1299849793]
Robbie Fowlers autobiography was annoying for being written in scouse.
[/quote]

Was it? I didn't notice.

 

[QUADRASPAZ]

[quote author=refugee link=topic=42409.msg1298786#msg1298786 date=1299856217]
[quote author=DBP link=topic=42409.msg1298753#msg1298753 date=1299849793]
Robbie Fowlers autobiography was annoying for being written in scouse.
[/quote]

Was it? I didn't notice.
[/quote]

He had TWO autobiographies out lad. One called 'Fowler: My Autobiography' and one called 'Our kidda la: Me Autobiography like' with this version you got a free bowl of scouse, a free trackie from st johns, a VIP pass for the 'Mersey Ferry Tour Of The Beatles', a night of love with Celia Black and a massive bag of beak. I think Double Bellend Penetration got that one.

 

[refugee]

[quote author=QUADRASPAZ link=topic=42409.msg1298798#msg1298798 date=1299858798]
[quote author=refugee link=topic=42409.msg1298786#msg1298786 date=1299856217]
[quote author=DBP link=topic=42409.msg1298753#msg1298753 date=1299849793]
Robbie Fowlers autobiography was annoying for being written in scouse.
[/quote]

Was it? I didn't notice.
[/quote]

He had TWO autobiographies out lad. One called 'Fowler: My Autobiography' and one called 'Our kidda la: Me Autobiography like' with this version you got a free bowl of scouse, a free trackie from st johns, a VIP pass for the 'Mersey Ferry Tour Of The Beatles', a night of love with Celia Black and a massive bag of beak. I think Double Bellend Penetration got that one.
[/quote]

haha

 

[SummerOnions]

[quote author=DBP link=topic=42409.msg1298753#msg1298753 date=1299849793]
Robbie Fowlers autobiography was annoying for being written in scouse, and your posts are just as painful to read.

I bet you're as scouse as Dot Cotton in real life.

Twat
[/quote]

You don't like anyone, opr anything do you?

 

[SummerOnions]

[quote author=QUADRASPAZ link=topic=42409.msg1298798#msg1298798 date=1299858798]
[quote author=refugee link=topic=42409.msg1298786#msg1298786 date=1299856217]
[quote author=DBP link=topic=42409.msg1298753#msg1298753 date=1299849793]
Robbie Fowlers autobiography was annoying for being written in scouse.
[/quote]

Was it? I didn't notice.
[/quote]

He had TWO autobiographies out lad. One called 'Fowler: My Autobiography' and one called 'Our kidda la: Me Autobiography like' with this version you got a free bowl of scouse, a free trackie from st johns, a VIP pass for the 'Mersey Ferry Tour Of The Beatles', a night of love with Celia Black and a massive bag of beak. I think Double Bellend Penetration got that one.
[/quote]

Theres a market here in leeds and its exactly like st johns, only people speak like daft yorkshire bastards selling their cheap shite like its sprinkled with fucking truffles.

 

[QUADRASPAZ]

[quote author=SummerOnions link=topic=42409.msg1298813#msg1298813 date=1299861216]
[quote author=QUADRASPAZ link=topic=42409.msg1298798#msg1298798 date=1299858798]
[quote author=refugee link=topic=42409.msg1298786#msg1298786 date=1299856217]
[quote author=DBP link=topic=42409.msg1298753#msg1298753 date=1299849793]
Robbie Fowlers autobiography was annoying for being written in scouse.
[/quote]

Was it? I didn't notice.
[/quote]

He had TWO autobiographies out lad. One called 'Fowler: My Autobiography' and one called 'Our kidda la: Me Autobiography like' with this version you got a free bowl of scouse, a free trackie from st johns, a VIP pass for the 'Mersey Ferry Tour Of The Beatles', a night of love with Celia Black and a massive bag of beak. I think Double Bellend Penetration got that one.
[/quote]

Theres a market here in leeds and its exactly like st johns, only people speak like daft yorkshire bastards selling their cheap shite like its sprinkled with fucking truffles.
[/quote]

I dont mind the Leeds folk. Weird like an all their houses smell like wet dog like but sound people. Well not all their houses but this house i crashed at did.

 

[SummerOnions]

[quote author=QUADRASPAZ link=topic=42409.msg1298815#msg1298815 date=1299861460]
[quote author=SummerOnions link=topic=42409.msg1298813#msg1298813 date=1299861216]
[quote author=QUADRASPAZ link=topic=42409.msg1298798#msg1298798 date=1299858798]
[quote author=refugee link=topic=42409.msg1298786#msg1298786 date=1299856217]
[quote author=DBP link=topic=42409.msg1298753#msg1298753 date=1299849793]
Robbie Fowlers autobiography was annoying for being written in scouse.
[/quote]

Was it? I didn't notice.
[/quote]

He had TWO autobiographies out lad. One called 'Fowler: My Autobiography' and one called 'Our kidda la: Me Autobiography like' with this version you got a free bowl of scouse, a free trackie from st johns, a VIP pass for the 'Mersey Ferry Tour Of The Beatles', a night of love with Celia Black and a massive bag of beak. I think Double Bellend Penetration got that one.
[/quote]

Theres a market here in leeds and its exactly like st johns, only people speak like daft yorkshire bastards selling their cheap shite like its sprinkled with fucking truffles.
[/quote]

I dont mind the Leeds folk. Weird like an all their houses smell like wet dog like but sound people. Well not all their houses but this house i crashed at did.

[/quote]

They're all dead sound but they speak like there's seventeen 'oh's to every fucking syllable.

I could read the whole works of shakespeare by the time they've pronounced coat.

 

[Squiggles]

Teach them how to say 'the'.

 

[robinhood]

[quote author=QUADRASPAZ link=topic=42409.msg1298815#msg1298815 date=1299861460]
Well not all their houses but this house i crashed at did.

[/quote]

Hahahahaha

 

[DBP]

[quote author=QUADRASPAZ link=topic=42409.msg1298755#msg1298755 date=1299849950]
[quote author=DBP link=topic=42409.msg1298753#msg1298753 date=1299849793]
Robbie Fowlers autobiography was annoying for being written in scouse, and your posts are just as painful to read.

I bet you're as scouse as Dot Cotton in real life.

Twat
[/quote]

163. When you get to around 500 posts you'll understand.
[/quote]


Ah, the dreaded "but I have more posts than you therefore my e-peen is bigger" comeback.

If you had the intelligence to look you'd see I've been registered here since 2008, so clearly posting here is not high up on my list of priorities. Therefore your comeback is void.

Also notice that you can write properly when you want to, my guess is you were too busy raging hard trying to think of a response to put on your scouse act.

 

[Squiggles]

Ha, Christ.

What a boring, WUM twat.