Rat face and Rachel riley

[singlerider]

Source?

Fuck that.

Vids or it didn't happen!

 

[singlerider]

Someone I used to work with who was at Oxford at the same time as Ms.Riley. According to him she is actually genuinely bright but spent at least her fair share of time on, er, extra-curricular activities, allegedly of course.

That just makes her sound even more appealing tbh

 

[Frogfish]

I used to be, in junior school when the extent of your education was just a sheet with hundreds of sums on it to do. I meant she is a real mathematician, with a 2.1 from Oxford. So she can do equations, and solve them, do calculus, think through problems logically. She'd make a good lawyer with her throught processing abilities, but alas she would rather fuck like a whore. Of course make no mistake, her nice degree does not even begin to match up to my own intellect.

Yeah but I'd fuck her and as for you .......... well I would but in a slightly different way (takes on Skully's persona).

 

[Mystic]

Someone I used to work with who was at Oxford at the same time as Ms.Riley. According to him she is actually genuinely bright but spent at least her fair share of time on, er, extra-curricular activities, allegedly of course.

Dance class it seems.

 

[dantes]

Yeah but I'd fuck her and as for you .......... well I would but in a slightly different way (takes on Skully's persona).

Nice theory, in reality you will come to your senses and realise you're best shot in this scenario is with fucking Ms. Riley. Coming for me would lead to nothing good for you.

 

[Frogfish]

Nice theory, in reality you will come to your senses and realise you're best shot in this scenario is with fucking Ms. Riley. Coming for me would lead to nothing good for you.

I accept your offer.

 

[Hansern]

It's a bit like Gary Neville and Phil Neville. One was untalented but determined. The other was talented and got away without having to learn. When they grow up and encounter difficult situations, the cunt Neville knows how to learn and get his head around it, so he continues to grow into a pretty good defender. The boring Neville who had it all handed to him can only panic, he doesn't know what the fuck to do, how to figure out something he isn't naturally good at, so he ends up at Everton.

And Neville Neville just got away with everything as people were just left confused by his name.

 

[gkmacca]

I heard her on the radio a while back. It was mentioned she was a Manchester United fan and she went immediately into this anxious 'I know I don't sound it but my dad was a massive fan and his uncle lived in Manchester for a while and...' and the mad waffle went on for ages before the interviewer could reassure her no one cared about it. Talk about protesting too much. Anyway, I guess in a culture that is hugely impressed when Jeremy Paxman spends an hour double-checking that Vincent Van Gogh really did chop his ear off, and when Stephen Fry says something contrary in a posh voice, Riley is bound to be rated right up there with Hannah Arendt (a Blackburn Rovers fan, I believe). But I do think Sky are so ruffled by BT Sport doing to them what they did to BBC/ITV/Setanta that they're beginning to lose the plot. Friday Night football is bad enough (who do they think we are - Tranmere Rovers?), but getting that tiresome anorak Stelling to co-host it is a step too far. Will they have a laughter track of his daft 'boys' Le Tissier, Merson, Nicholas and Thompson cued up to accompany his oh so hilarious jokes, I wonder, or just a giggling Riley going 'Ha ha, oh Jeff!' every other minute? It's almost enough to make you watch Gardener's World. Almost.

 

[Oliver Twist]

For your health, macca, I think you should throw your TV and radio in the bin.

 

[gkmacca]

And for your health, and mine, put me on ignore.

 

[Jack D Rips]

I'm sure it wont be long until they have Mick Hucknall introducing "The Premiership Years"

 

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I'm sure it wont be long until they have Mick Hucknall introducing "The Premiership Years"

Negotiations have stalled on that one. They offered him 'The Years' but he told them he was 'holding back'.

 

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Or something like that.

 

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Negotiations have stalled on that one. They offered him 'The Years' but he told them he was 'holding back'.

Which is surprising given that with his lack of recent chart success money's too tight to mention.

 

[Frogfish]

Which is surprising given that with his lack of recent chart success money's too tight to mention.

Stop stop stop !

 

[rurikbird]

Not sure where to put this, but worth a look: