Rat face and Rachel riley

[MomoWASright]

So Gary Neville is returning to sky sports as a commentator and pundit.

Rachel Riley from countdown is co-hosting Friday night football with Jeff Stelling.

 

[MomoWASright]

A picture of Rachel Riley because I wanted to put one here.

 

[Markeh]

My girlfriend and I like 8 out of 10 cats does countdown for very different reasons

 

[MomoWASright]

Jimmy Carr on Rachel Riley "I would crawl over broken glass to suck the cock of the last guy that fucked her"

Maybe going a little too far.

 

[Markeh]

Jimmy Carr on Rachel Riley "I would crawl over broken glass to suck the cock of the last guy that fucked her"

Maybe going a little too far.

Yea you'd be ages picking glass out of your knees

 

[gkmacca]

Yuk. Can't stand her and her desperation to prove what a 'proper' fan of the mancs she is.

 

[Markeh]

Never heard her talk football, numbers and letters only

 

[binomial]

I would fuck Rachel Riley, manc or not.

 

[Woland]

How incredibly noble of you

 

[dantes]

I would fuck Rachel Riley, manc or not.

I would represent Rachel Riley, rape or not, and have you convicted, guilty or not, and then have you deported to Syria, Syrian or not.

 

[gkmacca]

This is a typically professional move from Sky. There are rumours they want James Nesbitt to host Goals on Sunday and Eamon Holmes to take over from Jim White on Sky Sports News.

 

[cloggypop]

I would represent Rachel Riley, rape or not, and have you convicted, guilty or not, and then have you deported to Syria, Syrian or not.

I'd drop him on Syria like a bomb.

 

[peterhague]

She has plenty sex appeal.

 

[singlerider]

If it wasn't for the manc thing, she'd be nigh-on perfect.

She's sexy as fuck, intelligent, and seems fairly normal and funny

 

[gkmacca]

If it wasn't for the manc thing, she'd be nigh-on perfect.

She's sexy as fuck, intelligent, and seems fairly normal and funny

She's just good at maths. That's not intelligent.

 

[Insignificance]

So ratface is back to tell how embarrassing it is for a team to let in six to Barcelona and it would never happen with him in the hot seat?

 

[dantes]

She's just good at maths. That's not intelligent.

Yes, she is. Yes, it is.

 

[Judge Jules]

She's got the looks, but she's smug as feck and has reputedly had more c**k than Colonel Sanders. I'd get all my shots first before I went anywhere near her.

 

[Pesam]

My girlfriend and I like 8 out of 10 cats does countdown for very different reasons

Susie Dent is 51!

 

[singlerider]

She's got the looks, but she's smug as feck and has reputedly had more c**k than Colonel Sanders. I'd get all my shots first before I went anywhere near her.

I've had all my shots, and her being a cock-hungry-whore just makes her all the more appealing.

Two big ones, and three down below!

 

[gkmacca]

Yes, she is. Yes, it is.

Spoken like someone who's good at sums! 😛

 

[Frogfish]

She's got the looks, but she's smug as feck and has reputedly had more c**k than Colonel Sanders. I'd get all my shots first before I went anywhere near her.

Ha ha jealous sexist post JJ. OK for us lads to fuck as many as we want because then we are 'real men' 😉

 

[Gary25]

She's got the looks, but she's smug as feck and has reputedly had more c**k than Colonel Sanders. I'd get all my shots first before I went anywhere near her.

Source?

 

[Judge Jules]

Ha ha jealous sexist post JJ. OK for us lads to fuck as many as we want because then we are 'real men' 😉

I wish, Froggy mate, I wish. 😉

 

[dantes]

Spoken like someone who's good at sums! 😛

I used to be, in junior school when the extent of your education was just a sheet with hundreds of sums on it to do. I meant she is a real mathematician, with a 2.1 from Oxford. So she can do equations, and solve them, do calculus, think through problems logically. She'd make a good lawyer with her throught processing abilities, but alas she would rather fuck like a whore. Of course make no mistake, her nice degree does not even begin to match up to my own intellect.

 

[Mystic]

Source?

Basvegas I imagine, that place is a cattle market,

 

[Judge Jules]

Source?

Someone I used to work with who was at Oxford at the same time as Ms.Riley. According to him she is actually genuinely bright but spent at least her fair share of time on, er, extra-curricular activities, allegedly of course.

 

[Hansern]

Thats the usual rumour when someone has both the looks and the brains. Usually started by someone who hasnt. Could obviously be true mind.

 

[dantes]

That's the good thing with math degrees. The not so bright people have to work day and night getting their head around it. The bright people who get it have literally zero work to do, so that leaves a lot of free time to fuck.

But eventually that not so bright person will get it, it could take years, but when they get it, they'll be pissed off at the unfairness of it all, then come after you on a level playing field. And they will destroy you.

 

[dantes]

It's a bit like Gary Neville and Phil Neville. One was untalented but determined. The other was talented and got away without having to learn. When they grow up and encounter difficult situations, the cunt Neville knows how to learn and get his head around it, so he continues to grow into a pretty good defender. The boring Neville who had it all handed to him can only panic, he doesn't know what the fuck to do, how to figure out something he isn't naturally good at, so he ends up at Everton.