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Premiership star to come out the closet this weekend

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[quote author=moneymay81 link=topic=48260.msg1463332#msg1463332 date=1326417727]
Its Speed
[/quote]Thats gonna be fucking creepy watching.
 
[quote author=moneymay81 link=topic=48260.msg1463332#msg1463332 date=1326417727]
Its Speed
[/quote]worst bot post ever
 
It would be very shit if it was Speed. Imagine you are a gay footballer in the closet. Who do you have as role models? Justin Fashanu (suicide) and Gary Speed (suicide).

Wouldn't be terribly positive in terms of engendering change.
 
[quote author=doctor_mac link=topic=48260.msg1463428#msg1463428 date=1326447198]
It would be very shit if it was Speed. Imagine you are a gay footballer in the closet. Who do you have as role models? Justin Fashanu (suicide) and Gary Speed (suicide).

Wouldn't be terribly positive in terms of engendering change.
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The Ultimate Journeyman.
 
[quote author=Vlads Quiff link=topic=48260.msg1463320#msg1463320 date=1326415134]
Lets hope it's Suarez , all the bleeding hearts would love him again then.

regards
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Haha. That reminds me of the time I attended a public meeting years ago when the disarmament debate was at its height. A film was being shown in which an American serviceman on an airbase in E.Anglia was being interviewed off-camera. He spoke strongly in favour of Western policy at the time, so cue various growling from the CND contingent present - which melted away instantaneously when the camera panned round to the interviewee and they saw he was black.
 
Justin Fashanu once scored a screamer against us when RAY CLEMENCE was in nets.
That spun my head the other day.
 
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=48260.msg1463510#msg1463510 date=1326452458]
Justin Fashanu once scored a screamer against us when RAY CLEMENCE was in nets.
That spun my head the other day.
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Goal of the season that year I think. Was on the Match of the Day titles for ages.
 
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=48260.msg1463510#msg1463510 date=1326452458]
Justin Fashanu once scored a screamer against us when RAY CLEMENCE was in nets.
That spun my head the other day.
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I always thought it was Brucie.
 
Ok I've done some serious research on this (I just googled it) and I think it's going to be Ivan Klasnic. If you google "premiership star to come out" then his name appears in the fourth link. It must be him.
 
[quote author=athensruairi link=topic=48260.msg1463554#msg1463554 date=1326457315]
Ok I've done some serious research on this (I just googled it) and I think it's going to be Ivan Klasnic. If you google "premiership star to come out" then his name appears in the fourth link. It must be him.
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http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/bolton_wanderers/101407/ivan-klasnic-facing-divorce-after-wife-discovers-flat-full-of-other-womens-clothes.html
He may we be having a fairly decent (though largely unheralded) season, but Bolton striker Ivan Klasnic is staring down the barrel of a D.I.V.O.R.C.E after his wife flew in from Germany and made a surprise to his flat in Manchester only to discover a wardrobe full of other women’s clothes and make-up, along with several ‘compromising’ photographs.

Patrica Klasnic told Bunte magazine:

“Everywhere in his flat were pictures of women and in the wardrobe hung blouses which didn’t belong to me, remainders of make-up everywhere.

“[I'd heard rumours of infidelity] but I was blind in the eye, I simply did not want to admit it.”

Now, not that we condone besmirching the sacred sanctity of matrimony here on Pies, but as it seems footballers are contractually obliged to hump any caked-up orange trollop that waggles her wares under their noses, and given that he’s plying his trade in an industry rife with experience in the field, how did our Ivan forget what surely must be the golden rule of any secret affair – the crucial ‘keeping it a secret’ part?

What a chump.

And yes, before you ask, it is a slow day.
 
Maybe they were not other womens clothes but his.

Everybody likes getting dressed in a nice frock from time to time right?
 
A whole generation of people will owe the gay community a massive apology for false stereotyping if the player turns out not to have worn gloves whilst playing in the winter.
 
Paul Scholes always looks as if he's just come out of the closet and said 'I'd leave it for half an hour if I were you'.

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