Poor the Ox

[Oliver Twist]

I agree Cantona is a cunt, but the point is his musings made little sense. What the fuck does it mean he's a fucking lemon?

I don't know about that. Cantona's seagulls trawler lark was a pretty straightforward analogy which the press made out to be the musings of some sort of misunderstood genius.

The lemon lark Klopp refers to means you have to make the best of a situation. Even if that situation is pretty shit.

 

[dantes]

I don't know about that. Cantona's seagulls trawler lark was a pretty straightforward analogy which the press made out to be the musings of some sort of misunderstood genius.

The lemon lark Klopp refers to means you have to make the best of a situation. Even if that situation is pretty shit.

But Cantona's analogy genuinely sounded like the musings of a misunderstood genius, whereas Klopp's analogy sounds like the musings of Forrest Gump.

 

[Oliver Twist]

But Cantona's analogy genuinely sounded like the musings of a misunderstood genius, whereas Klopp's analogy sounds like the musings of Forrest Gump.

It's the accents.

 

[dantes]

It's the accents.

It was the delivery too, the flawless timing of sipping that water, everything was faultless. If Klopp had a fraction of that genius, he'd have been sipping some lemonade, and paused at the right moment to convey a sense of thought behind his words rather than rambling on incoherently.

 

[juniormember]

It was the delivery too, the flawless timing of sipping that water, everything was faultless. If Klopp had a fraction of that genius, he'd have been sipping some lemonade, and paused at the right moment to convey a sense of thought behind his words rather than rambling on incoherently.

Now that would be funny.

 

[Oliver Twist]

It was the delivery too, the flawless timing of sipping that water, everything was faultless. If Klopp had a fraction of that genius, he'd have been sipping some lemonade, and paused at the right moment to convey a sense of thought behind his words rather than rambling on incoherently.

Ha! You've obviously given this a lot more thought than I, so I will bow to you here and agree.

 

[dantes]

Why thank you. The alternative thought is that there was no analogy, but rather there is a cure for wellness thing happening deep within the club, and they're using the ox along with some sort of citric based parasite to extract an anti-aging lemonade from his flesh.

 

[gene hughes]

A German Forrest Gump who lived from about 1875 to 1945 would make a great movie. Think of all those little ways he’ll have influenced history.

 

[Athens]

A German Forrest Gump who lived from about 1875 to 1945 would make a great movie. Think of all those little ways he’ll have influenced history.

Lieutenant Adolf got me invested in some kind of shower company. So then I got a call from him, saying we don't have to worry about Jews no more. And I said, that's good! One less thing.

 

[Oliver Twist]

Lieutenant Adolf got me invested in some kind of shower company. So then I got a call from him, saying we don't have to worry about Jews no more. And I said, that's good! One less thing.

He rung to tell me to quickly sell my shares, and I never heard from him again. Good tip, though.