Poor the Alli

[Athens]

* Zips fly back up*

 

[gkmacca]

It doesn't exactly look like the most engaging of blow jobs. It looks like one Alan Partridge would get in a Linton travel tavern, while multi-tasking by listening to a Wings album and adjusting the ratio aspect on the TV.

 

[The Nomad]

* Zips fly back up*

8 seconds.. Is that all it takes? Poor sod.

 

[Athens]

It doesn't exactly look like the most engaging of blow jobs. It looks like one Alan Partridge would get in a Linton travel tavern, while multi-tasking by listening to a Wings album and adjusting the ratio aspect on the TV.

And worrying that his shoes are not tucked away neatly under the bed.

 

[dantes]

[bcolor=transparent]​

[bcolor=transparent]aahhaahahahaha you can always rely upon those good old arsenal fans to come through when you need them to.[/bcolor]​

 

[Judge Jules]

It doesn't exactly look like the most engaging of blow jobs. It looks like one Alan Partridge would get in a Linton travel tavern, while multi-tasking by listening to a Wings album and adjusting the ratio aspect on the TV.

Voice of experience? 😉

 

[6TimesaRed]

 

[6TimesaRed]

 

[HC]

'in the Jungle'?

 

[6TimesaRed]

'in the Jungle'?

It's a skit on the H&M advert that caused outrage..

 

[got red on me]

this thread is shit

 

[The Nomad]

this thread is shit

Spurs fan? Or Dele himself I wonder?

 

[plugh]

this thread is shit

Yeah, I'm sure if the kid hurts himself over this, the smug cretins here will still be gloating how fucking funny they are.

 

[gkmacca]

"KID"???

 

[plugh]

Alright, "lad", whatever.

 

[StevieM]

Yeah, I'm sure if the kid hurts himself over this, the smug cretins here will still be gloating how fucking funny they are.

I'd be certain if he hurt himself.... he'd be simulating the hurt.

Similar to how he was simulating getting his cock sucked... she barely breathed on it.

 

[The Nomad]

Yeah, I'm sure if the kid hurts himself over this, the smug cretins here will still be gloating how fucking funny they are.

Hurts himself? He was with a hooker. Being filmed...

Deary me. Get a grip.

 

[Judge Jules]

It's gotta be a whoosh, surely.

 

[Athens]

It's gotta be a whoosh, surely.

I think it looked more like a slurp.

 

[gkmacca]

I think it looked more like a slurp.

More like a sip.

 

[Athens]

More like a sip.

Can you slurp from a straw? If not, the people at the slurpee company have some explaining to do.

 

[Insignificance]

I guess this thread make Moron thirsty....

 

[plugh]

https://www.canaries.co.uk/News/2018/february/norwich-ipswich-statement/

 

[dantes]

Oh I see, you used to be Arn, it's genuinely nice to see your campaign against 'net hate' is still going strong. Good on you.

 

[the count]

 

[manwithnoname]

Yeah, I'm sure if the kid hurts himself over this, the smug cretins here will still be gloating how fucking funny they are.

Who's this cunt?

 

[Fabio]

Who's this cunt?

Plugh's this cunt

 

[tombrown]

Plugh the Cunt is what Alli was due to do next in that video

 

[The Nomad]

Plugh the Cunt is what Alli was due to do next in that video

Dunno about that...

 

[Fabio]

Tbf he looked like he was happy to be there and had no plans of plughing anything

Like a special needs kid at Alton towers