Assad to replace Ashworth at Old Toilet?
It's quite remarkable that Everton are on track to having their worst season in 4 years and are still 5 points ahead of the bottom three.
In the 22/23 they also had 14 points (3 wins) heading into match day 15 but the gap was only 2 points.
Coincidentally in 22/23 (match day 15) Southampton and Wolves were in the relegation zone, just like now.
Just had a look at their fixture list, wow.That Wolves result was sickening. Here's hoping the stupid cunts can pick up 3 points tomorrow because Everton's next 3 fixtures are a very merry christmas.
& Liverpool H on NYD baby, let's get it.Just had a look at their fixture list, wow.
They can absolutely go on an epic losing run.
Arsenal A
Chelsea H
City A
Forest H
B'mouth A
Villa H
Spurs H
Brighton A
They're tied by PSR now as well, which makes it all the funnier that they have a rigid coach and very little room to manoeuvre, at least in the short term.Shouldn't laugh at that as I spent 40 years working in special ed, but couldn't help it.
Their squad is a disaster area, until they dynorod it no manager will make a real difference, doing that will take money but INEOS aren't about to loosen the purse strings after the tens of millions that lot have p!$$ed up the wall in recent years. Catch-22 and it couldn't happen to a nicer club.
Based on how slots doing, eredivise must be the strongest leagueTurns out the Premier League is a bit harder than prancing around Portugal beating the likes of Arouca and Farense. Who knew? Honestly, I’ve no idea what or who Manchester United need at this stage, but hiring a manager so obsessed with the system to deal with a mismatched squad lacking any real identity was peak stupidity. Is Almorim a good manager? Maybe. But at this rate, it’ll take United four years and another £500m plus to find out.
What they needed was someone pragmatic—someone who could work with what they’ve got. Honestly, bringing Mourinho back might have been a better shout. At least he’d have had them parking the bus competently. Watching them fail now is a unique kind of entertainment. It’s like watching the dyspraxic kid in a heptathlon. You know they’re going to be rubbish, but the specific way they’re rubbish surprises you every single time.
Weirdly in ten hags defence, he did win them 2 trophiesTell that to Manure fans
I suspect you're right, but in fairness that was his stupid da who sounds like he'd be good mates with Diaz's da.
Turns out the Premier League is a bit harder than prancing around Portugal beating the likes of Arouca and Farense. Who knew? Honestly, I’ve no idea what or who Manchester United need at this stage, but hiring a manager so obsessed with the system to deal with a mismatched squad lacking any real identity was peak stupidity. Is Almorim a good manager? Maybe. But at this rate, it’ll take United four years and another £500m plus to find out.
What they needed was someone pragmatic—someone who could work with what they’ve got. Honestly, bringing Mourinho back might have been a better shout. At least he’d have had them parking the bus competently. Watching them fail now is a unique kind of entertainment. It’s like watching the dyspraxic kid in a heptathlon. You know they’re going to be rubbish, but the specific way they’re rubbish surprises you every single time.
Weirdly in ten hags defence, he did win them 2 trophies
Boomer parents on insta or other social media is never a good idea, one of the few universals across all cultures
Turns out the Premier League is a bit harder than prancing around Portugal beating the likes of Arouca and Farense. Who knew? Honestly, I’ve no idea what or who Manchester United need at this stage, but hiring a manager so obsessed with the system to deal with a mismatched squad lacking any real identity was peak stupidity. Is Almorim a good manager? Maybe. But at this rate, it’ll take United four years and another £500m plus to find out.
What they needed was someone pragmatic—someone who could work with what they’ve got. Honestly, bringing Mourinho back might have been a better shout. At least he’d have had them parking the bus competently. Watching them fail now is a unique kind of entertainment. It’s like watching the dyspraxic kid in a heptathlon. You know they’re going to be rubbish, but the specific way they’re rubbish surprises you every single time.
I wonder if Ashworth has gone because Rimjob wouldn't work with a sporting director, rather than because of any performance issues Ashworth may have had in that job?
If so, it's a massive fuck you to the owners. They gave ETH a contract extension on condition that he accepted a sporting director being put in place. Then they sacked him, replaced him with a new guy who said no to a sporting director. That's basically putting the owners in their place. It's the modern equivalent of Shankly's "the directors are just there to sign the cheques" quote.