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Peter Crouch "available"

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[quote author=keniget link=topic=41324.msg1150557#msg1150557 date=1281292437]
She's hardly a rotter...
[/quote]Eh? Are you blinded you bloody fool?
She is odd looking as fuck, has a fucking pro-weave looking hairline and what the fuck is that running down her belly?
 
Ha that weird line is.. well... weird... and the lump in her panties is a bit disconcerting also, however a rotter she is not.
 
[quote author=keniget link=topic=41324.msg1150561#msg1150561 date=1281292682]
Ha that weird line is.. well... weird... and the lump in her panties is a bit disconcerting also, however a rotter she is not.
[/quote]She certainly dresses to the right.
 
[quote author=FoxForceFive link=topic=41324.msg1150705#msg1150705 date=1281305433]
Maybe quiffing:

Crouch and Poulsen done deals according to Elisha Scott on YNWA.
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Already posted Jon, but still scary to read.
 
[quote author=Cerberus link=topic=41324.msg1150673#msg1150673 date=1281302646]
Maybe she just has really saggy pissflaps.
[/quote]Good lord!
*slips left hand into smoking jacket pocket, raises monacled eyebrow and inhales deeply from ivory cigarette holder. Nostrils flaring*
 
He's big, he's red, his hookers have beefy flaps! PETER CROOOOOOOOOOOOUCH!



Doesn't quite work does it.
 
I can't believe we're not signing better players with the 0 money we have.

Crouch would have helped us with our flawed team last year, and now that the team is equally or potentially more flawed, he'll still help get us some points.
 
We need a forward who can hold the ball up. If you haven't got one, the ball keeps coming back at you. Crouchy is ideal for the job.
 
Very popular around the dressing room i think Gerrard & Co. will be pleased to have him back.

I dont mind Crouch, obviously we would all rather have someone better but beggers cant be choosers. It will be useful to hold the ball up when needed.

It should leave money over to sign another player.
 
And hopefully it wont take him 20 games to break his duck this time.

That was painful and the media lapped it up! They tried to turn us and him into a laughing stock.
 
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=41324.msg1150510#msg1150510 date=1281284877]
'Go back to being a team of carraghers'?

Like the famous song?

There speaks a massive fucking zlatan who knows fuck all about what our club is *really* all about

Shown yourself up there, I'm afraid
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Thats ok and when we go back to losing posession everytime because of these hoof balls to crouch, and you complain on this forum.. i will laugh at you and say ohh how fucking stupid you are 🙂
 
[quote author=spider-neil link=topic=41324.msg1150747#msg1150747 date=1281335977]
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/leagues/premierleague/liverpool/7933615/Liverpool-bidders-prepare-to-play-their-hands-in-Anfield-club-takeover-battle.html

More from Rory Smith


Meanwhile, Liverpool have been quoted £14 million for Tottenham striker Peter Crouch. That fee remains beyond Liverpool’s reach, at least until a takeover is completed.


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Excellent news, no way will we pay that.
 
[quote author=zlatan18 link=topic=41324.msg1150737#msg1150737 date=1281329041]
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=41324.msg1150510#msg1150510 date=1281284877]
'Go back to being a team of carraghers'?

Like the famous song?

There speaks a massive fucking zlatan who knows fuck all about what our club is *really* all about

Shown yourself up there, I'm afraid
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Thats ok and when we go back to losing posession everytime because of these hoof balls to crouch, and you complain on this forum.. i will laugh at you and say ohh how fucking stupid you are 🙂
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You're mising the point, zlatan.
 
If he was cheap i wouldn't be totally opposed, but neither would i be delighted. He's decent enough and did a good job for us on the whole but I've always had the feeling that however well he did it was always a hint of pleasant surprise to it which made it seem better!
I mean he is obviously a lot better than he should be, looking at him.

If we were able to pay 14 million for a player i would hope we'd be looking elsewhere.
 
the song, 'team of carra's' is about having 11 men on the pitch all willing to sweat blood and run through brick walls for the club. zlatan's point about 'team of carra's' was having 11 men who would at the first oppertunity hoof the ball up to crouch, they would, and we all know it. that is why I am hoping we aren't willing to pay (the frankly ridiculous) fee to bring crouch back to anfield.
 
imagine having to watch crouch do his golden retriever act all over again, where someone from the back gives him the ball around the half way line and crouch with great skill dribbling the ball all the way back to the person who gave him the ball in the first place to lay it off.




yay...
 
[quote author=spider-neil link=topic=41324.msg1150764#msg1150764 date=1281339754]
imagine having to watch crouch do his golden retriever act all over again, where someone from the back gives him the ball around the half way line and crouch with great skill dribbling the ball all the way back to the person who gave him the ball in the first place to lay it off.




yay...
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Thats a ridiculous exaggeration..
 
A Spurs mate of mine just texted me that there are rumours about Arry wanting Babel in return for Crouch.
 
I hear he's got an excellent touch, for a big man.

14 million is just laughable...We paid well over the odds 1st time round, was it about 8 million?now hes 5 years older & not getting a game. Spurs must think Parrys still in charge.

I thought we were talking around 3 or 4 million, do them a favour & get him off their wage bill.
 
Like I said pages ago.
He's better than N'shit and for a few million he'd be a good addition as back up (plan B) but they WILL demand mad money and i don't think it will happen.
I'm still judging the signings on how they improve us, and Crouch, Jovanovic, Cole, Wilson are a huge improvement on Insua, Yossi, Riera.
 
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