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Lallana's improvement under Klopp gives me plenty of hope that Oxlade-Chamberlain can do likewise. While Lallana was never even close to being as poor as his swivel-eyed one man lynch mob on here insists on believing, his fitness and game intelligence have come on a ton and we've also seen with other players who haven't even arrived yet (van Dijk, Lemar) how powerful the Klopp factor is for them. Give Klopp a chance with the Ox, otherwise you may well end up looking like a right Charlie.
 
He's failed to improve? After half a game for us? When we're down to ten men against City??? How did this disgraceful coaching failure happen???

Indeed. Failed to improve after half a game. Thats a new record even for SCM.
 
Yikes, we can't have that. I'll provide a counterbalance:

There's no way Ox can be coached and he's destined to remain terrible, no matter how much coaching he gets and even if he plays - oh, to hell with it - TWO whole games!
 
Indeed. Failed to improve after half a game. Thats a new record even for SCM.

I don't think he should be used again until there are signs he has improved and Klopp's magic touch has had time to take effect, because he's been shit so far.

Unless Klopp's use of him suggests he thinks he's already good enough.
 
Yikes, we can't have that. I'll provide a counterbalance:

There's no way Ox can be coached and he's destined to remain terrible, no matter how much coaching he gets and even if he plays - oh, to hell with it - TWO whole games!

Wait until he turns out to be shit first.

Then after criticising Wenger and claiming Klopp will make him great, you'll still have the option of making up some bollocks about how he couldn't handle the pressure, wasn't mentally strong enough etc etc.

Thereby keeping your inane opinions intact.
 
I'd have him in the team ahead of Gini, though that's a measure of how shit I think Gini is rather than any endorsement of Chamberlain.
 
Wait until he turns out to be shit first.

Then after criticising Wenger and claiming Klopp will make him great, you'll still have the option of making up some bollocks about how he couldn't handle the pressure, wasn't mentally strong enough etc etc.

Thereby keeping your inane opinions intact.

You're a very bitter-sounding little chap. Burnt your nuggets, have you?
 
Guys... I just had lunch with my mate who got a call a few days ago. His dad has got a really nice place next to calderstones. Overlooking the park, indoor pool etc. His dad lives abroad now so rents the place out, so my mate got this call, and arranges to go meet this guy who might want to rent the place.

This guy had recently rented a place in Southport for 9k a month, 12 month contract paid up front, but upped and left last week because his games were lagging. Internet was shit so he checked himself into a hotel where the internet was better. This guy wouldn't get out the car coz he was mid game on his PSP. So the guy's agent gets out the car to ask my mate if he has fibre internet. My mate doesn't know. So the agent heads back to the car, with my mate, who looks through the window and sees Ox, playing a game.

Ox never looked up. Wasn't interested. Agent apologised. Not interested in the house. Only interested in internet speed as his client is obsessed with computer games.
 
Guys... I just had lunch with my mate who got a call a few days ago. His dad has got a really nice place next to calderstones. Overlooking the park, indoor pool etc. His dad lives abroad now so rents the place out, so my mate got this call, and arranges to go meet this guy who might want to rent the place.

This guy had recently rented a place in Southport for 9k a month, 12 month contract paid up front, but upped and left last week because his games were lagging. Internet was shit so he checked himself into a hotel where the internet was better. This guy wouldn't get out the car coz he was mid game on his PSP. So the guy's agent gets out the car to ask my mate if he has fibre internet. My mate doesn't know. So the agent heads back to the car, with my mate, who looks through the window and sees Ox, playing a game.

Ox never looked up. Wasn't interested. Agent apologised. Not interested in the house. Only interested in internet speed as his client is obsessed with computer games.

To be fair, I'd be like that


But I also am an ignorant cunt


Still like oxo though
 
Guys... I just had lunch with my mate who got a call a few days ago. His dad has got a really nice place next to calderstones. Overlooking the park, indoor pool etc. His dad lives abroad now so rents the place out, so my mate got this call, and arranges to go meet this guy who might want to rent the place.

This guy had recently rented a place in Southport for 9k a month, 12 month contract paid up front, but upped and left last week because his games were lagging. Internet was shit so he checked himself into a hotel where the internet was better. This guy wouldn't get out the car coz he was mid game on his PSP. So the guy's agent gets out the car to ask my mate if he has fibre internet. My mate doesn't know. So the agent heads back to the car, with my mate, who looks through the window and sees Ox, playing a game.

Ox never looked up. Wasn't interested. Agent apologised. Not interested in the house. Only interested in internet speed as his client is obsessed with computer games.
Literally the first thing I did when looking for a property was check the Internet speed, only a mug wouldn't prioritise it.
 
Not getting out of the car is just plain fucking rude. Yes, he mightn't want the house because of the shit internet but get out of the car and say hi. Nice house mate but I need decent broadband speed. By the way, do you know a guy who could fix me up with lovely sexy dirty bitches that never talk to the press?
 
9K a month in rent!! They are fucking mental.... BUY or build a fucking house for Gods sake... I think some people are on too much money....
 
Bites lip.

Ox can hardly get worse from his first showing so there is hope he will improve.

It's not like you to make a decision based on a game Pat.

Well, apart from when you watched loads of Robertson last season, enough to decide he was utter shite, before deciding after half a game in a friendly that he might be ok after all.
 
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