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From wiki, wtf?
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I put it in the forum meltdown page - he said it in an actual magazine!
 
I put it in the forum meltdown page - he said it in an actual magazine!
OK, OK...to be fair he was answering a direct question about it. It's not like he just suddenly started talking about disposing a body.
Still, why the fuck do you ask someone something like that?
 

Wow, just got sucked into the life of an early respondent to that tweet, as I explored the sad world of Everton fan with seriously no mates, Matthew Jones for twenty minutes: https://twitter.com/Mattdjo

He tweets and nobody seems to interact with him generally, despite his odd postings. I felt particularly sad to see his tweet on 20 July 2015 when he announced it was his birthday and he was going to chill out. No likes or responses. I'm starting to feel for this sad dude.

 
Wow, just got sucked into the life of an early respondent to that tweet, as I explored the sad world of Everton fan with seriously no mates, Matthew Jones for twenty minutes: https://twitter.com/Mattdjo

He tweets and nobody seems to interact with him generally, despite his odd postings. I felt particularly sad to see his tweet on 20 July 2015 when he announced it was his birthday and he was going to chill out. No likes or responses. I'm starting to feel for this sad dude.



Polo shirt with his collar turned up, fuck him
 
Wow, just got sucked into the life of an early respondent to that tweet, as I explored the sad world of Everton fan with seriously no mates, Matthew Jones for twenty minutes: https://twitter.com/Mattdjo

He tweets and nobody seems to interact with him generally, despite his odd postings. I felt particularly sad to see his tweet on 20 July 2015 when he announced it was his birthday and he was going to chill out. No likes or responses. I'm starting to feel for this sad dude.



This is just sad;

 
If we win our next two games against Wolves and West Ham we can win the league by just winning all our home games
I want us to win every game here on in, each one to feel like a cup final. I want the guy who called 606 and was laughed for claiming we will get 106 points to have the last laugh
 
Wow, just got sucked into the life of an early respondent to that tweet, as I explored the sad world of Everton fan with seriously no mates, Matthew Jones for twenty minutes: https://twitter.com/Mattdjo

He tweets and nobody seems to interact with him generally, despite his odd postings. I felt particularly sad to see his tweet on 20 July 2015 when he announced it was his birthday and he was going to chill out. No likes or responses. I'm starting to feel for this sad dude.


It's actually kinda shocking that he doesn't have a single like, or reply, not even from a bot!

Reminds me of a story of a friend of mine, who set up their mum on Facebook so she could talk to her family, and post pictures of her dog, you know, all the old person shit.

She used to post on Facebook daily, proper got into it, posting crap like "Hello friends, popping to the shops today, hope you all have a lovely day xxxx", and "Poppy didn't like the cold today [picture of dog]".

About two years later down the line, the mum got into an argument with her sister about Facebook. Her sister was upset she never saw her post anything, and the mum was upset the sister never commented or liked anything she posted. They were both confused, angry, and old.

Anyway, she went back to her son, as she couldn't understand what was going on and was upset. So he took a look and realised she'd been posting these status to be visible only by herself for the last two years, we're talking three or four a day without fail. What an absolute moron.

Fucking boomers man, they're a liability.
 
Reminds me of a story of a friend of mine, who set up their mum on Facebook so she could talk to her family, and post pictures of her dog, you know, all the old person shit.

Fucking boomers man, they're a liability.
Now now. I've never talked to my family on F'book nor posted pictures of the dogs.

It's apparently young people who think potatoes and parsnips grow on trees, you know. 🙂
 
Watching that pickford thing from last night, it actually wasn't that bad. Bit basic to be behind the line, but considering he'd just done a double save, I don't think it was awful
 
Watching that pickford thing from last night, it actually wasn't that bad. Bit basic to be behind the line, but considering he'd just done a double save, I don't think it was awful

Behave, the dopey cunt capers around his 6 yard box like a short-arsed monkey on amphetamines, shits out of every possible catch and screams at his defenders whenever he makes one of his many Match Of The Day highlight saves

He's a fucking retarded 'Look At Me' Wetherspoons bellend, he's shit and he has tiny arms and a stupid ADHD face
 
Behave, the dopey cunt capers around his 6 yard box like a short-arsed monkey on amphetamines, shits out of every possible catch and screams at his defenders whenever he makes one of his many Match Of The Day highlight saves

He's a fucking retarded 'Look At Me' Wetherspoons bellend, he's shit and he has tiny arms and a stupid ADHD face

A "Look at Me" Whetherspoons bellend.

You should copyright that. I close my eyes and I can see them clearly.
 
Nipping to the bogs to do shit £40 a gram chisel, and coming out bouncing up and down in his Lonsdales, wiping his beaky nose on his sleeve and eyeballing teenagers in Poundshop miniskirts
 
If we win our next two games against Wolves and West Ham we can win the league by just winning all our home games
Not quite true - we need 30 points - only have 7 home games left. So win the next 2 and the 7 at home, we would need a few draws, or just draw the game at City.
 
There's a lot of empty seats at old Trafford.

I can't remember what podcast i was listening to earlier but one of the things said was that despite the problems they still sell out every week, doesn't look that way tonight.
 
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