Have you learned nothing from Mr. Klopp? One game at a time; first we deal with swans and only then we can think of all the other animals.
Next up...Swans
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Have you learned nothing from Mr. Klopp? One game at a time; first we deal with swans and only then we can think of all the other animals.
How did the other shoppers react?
Go against the feathers for cleaning power, with the feathers for a polished finish.
I'd like to see how we fare going back to near what our best lineup was (minus Mane, obv). Firmino back in the centre, Can dropped.
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Clyne--Lovren--JM/RK-Milner
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------Lallana---Wijnaldum-----
Origi-----Firmino-----Coutinho
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Clyne--Lovren--JM/RK-Milner
------------Henderson-----------
------Lallana---Wijnaldum-----
Origi-----Firmino-----Coutinho
Anyone could come into that right forward role though, even one of the kids if needs be. Origi and Sturridge are both well below par.
Anyway
There was a guy up before the courts for 'killing and eating a swan', and when giving evidence in his own defence he offered the following:
'Your Honour, I admit that I did kill the swan, albeit accidently, whilst out hunting. Then left with the body of the swan, I thought that it seemed a shame to let the corpse be the fare of maggots or carrion to other wild animals, indeed it seemed almost disrespectful to Her Majesty. Then with the hunger faced by many in this World in mind, it was almost sacrilege to allow such good game to go to waste, when myself and my family who were struggling to make ends meet, could make up for the lack of protein in our diet, with such a fayre!'
The Judge accepted that whilst the defendent had accepted his guilt, he had also in some respect made an uneasy choice in doing so. The Judge accepted the plea and pronounced a lenient sentence, consisting only of a caution. After the sentence had been passed and before the defendent left the dock, the Judge asked him just what Swan had tasted like, as he was curious. The former defendent, said..'..well Your Honour, it tasted like Golden Eagle!'
There was a guy up before the courts for 'killing and eating a swan', and when giving evidence in his own defence he offered the following:
'Your Honour, I admit that I did kill the swan, albeit accidently, whilst out hunting. Then left with the body of the swan, I thought that it seemed a shame to let the corpse be the fare of maggots or carrion to other wild animals, indeed it seemed almost disrespectful to Her Majesty. Then with the hunger faced by many in this World in mind, it was almost sacrilege to allow such good game to go to waste, when myself and my family who were struggling to make ends meet, could make up for the lack of protein in our diet, with such a fayre!'
The Judge accepted that whilst the defendent had accepted his guilt, he had also in some respect made an uneasy choice in doing so. The Judge accepted the plea and pronounced a lenient sentence, consisting only of a caution. After the sentence had been passed and before the defendent left the dock, the Judge asked him just what Swan had tasted like, as he was curious. The former defendent, said..'..well Your Honour, it tasted like Golden Eagle!'
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I don't get it
It's simple.
The guy was out hunting golden eagles and killed a swan by mistake.
He was confronted by the dilemma of eating the killed swan or letting it rot and the irony was that it tasted exactly like the fowl he was actually hunting
Can't see the joke taking off personally.
Fuck me, I don't get Matip being on the bench as opposed to playing.
I reckon the word came through too late, we'd planned for him not to play and didn't want to change at a late stage.
Reckon we'll batter these, and might even see some cygnature shots from Coutinho.
Well it's a perfect opportunity for Firmino today; Coutinho is back, Swansea are terrible and also the law of statistics are in his side - he can't go on forever not scoring any goals
I expect him to get one or even two today
I only just escaped Trump town by the skin of my teeth last night and got in at 7am this morningLazy fucker. Get up.
Trump has named a town after himself already? That was quick.
He does this shit all the time. Gawd.
Sturridge and Origi are on the bench
OK Origi is a mediocre player and Sturridge is struggling, but it's Swansea for God's sake
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