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Next up...Swans
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There's zero chance of that being the team.
The beat of a swan's wing is powerful enough to break a man's leg.
I should know
Isn't FIFA addressing the Matip situation on Friday ? I think he'll be good to go and Klopp said he's been great in training and good enough to play for a few sessions now, so .....
------------------------Mignolet
Clyne------Matip-------------Lovren------Milner
----------------Can---------Henderson
---------------------Wijnaldum
-----Lallana---------Firmino----------Coutinho
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Clyne------Matip-------------Lovren------Milner
----------------Can---------Henderson
---------------------Wijnaldum
-----Lallana---------Firmino----------Coutinho
Indeed! The best time to avoid them is between April and June which is the spring nesting season (here in the UK) - They are aggressive if provoked but them attacking is fairly rare. Also black swans are native to Australia only. True fact!
One of the women from 'two fat ladies' claims to have eaten one in the 70's - She thinks they taste rich and not unlike goose.
Good! Protect the Swans!
Yeah, but gangs of Eastern European immigrants have eaten most of the swans. Perhaps with Brexit their numbers can climb back up. Another positive effect of TAKING OUR COUNTRY BACK
Signed, A Daily Mail reader.
A saw a man cycling in Southport with a dead swan in his basket. Head swinging forlornly over his front tyre.
I am sad to report he did look foreign.
They cook one every year for a college feast at Trinity. I ate it once, it was horrible.
They actually taste more like fish than fowl.
Oh really! She did say it was horrid. To kill a swan is a terrible thing. Throw them in the tower!
A typical, silly 6CM's one man.
Haha! Very good!
Man walks into a pub and asks the landlord for a pint. While he's getting it the man sees a big notice saying "No Swans"
Just then the door opens and a swan walks in.
"Oi You! I've told you we don't want your sort in here!"
The swan bows its head and shuffles out the door.
"That was a bit nasty," says the man.
"Yeah I know," says the landlord "But once they get a few pints inside them, they start giving it all of that"
(at this point it's necessary to make your arm look like swan with a yapping beak. Errr do you know what I mean? Its a kind of a visual joke.)
Man walks into a pub and asks the landlord for a pint. While he's getting it the man sees a big notice saying "No Swans"
Just then the door opens and a swan walks in.
"Oi You! I've told you we don't want your sort in here!"
The swan bows its head and shuffles out the door.
"That was a bit nasty," says the man.
"Yeah I know," says the landlord "But once they get a few pints inside them, they start giving it all of that"
(at this point it's necessary to make your arm look like swan with a yapping beak. Errr do you know what I mean? Its a kind of a visual joke.)
Works with crabs or lobsters too
You can use both hands then
You can use both hands then
Well, Moreno could look like Lucas in training and force his way in the side...then Klavan could get injured which means Gomez would have every chance of being CB. other than that there are no other main absentees.
We need a convincing win
Well lucas only gets in the team in emergencies so there's still zero chance of moreno playing. Seriously try to be realistic.
We need a win
Yep, I don't care how we win. It makes no difference
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