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Nature's Most Pathetic Animals
Episode 2: eats own faeces
Nature's Most Pathetic Animals
Episode 2: eats own faeces
Next up...Swans
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I thought I had seen all levels of human baseness on here but was still shocked at that.
EPISODE 3: Call yourself a male? Animals without penises
Fact: Most birds don't have penises. There are almost 10,000 species of birds and only around 3 percent of them have a penis. These include ducks, geese and swans, and large flightless birds like ostriches and emus. But eagles, flamingos, penguins and albatrosses have completely lost their penises
Episode 4: LOL (dozy bastards)
Tonight we ask 100 animals what type of animal they are
Tonight we ask 100 animals what type of animal they are
Episode 5: You fucking sap!
In Australian accent- (this has to be an Australian series)
Watch tonight, only on NATURE'S MOST PATHETIC ANIMALS. Tonight you'll hear about the male seahorse – his wife impregnates *him*, and fucks off leaving him to bring up the brood – WHAT A FUCKING SAP!
Or what about the male wolf spider. We're all for a post coital snack, but this stupid bastard ends up becoming his sheila's dinner after he's given her the message! What a fucking drongo!
In Australian accent- (this has to be an Australian series)
Watch tonight, only on NATURE'S MOST PATHETIC ANIMALS. Tonight you'll hear about the male seahorse – his wife impregnates *him*, and fucks off leaving him to bring up the brood – WHAT A FUCKING SAP!
Or what about the male wolf spider. We're all for a post coital snack, but this stupid bastard ends up becoming his sheila's dinner after he's given her the message! What a fucking drongo!
Doc Mac ruins the joke by simply plagiarising an actual Australian nature documentary
Episode 6: You no longer exist!
Tonights episode focuses on those animals that are so stupid they are now extinct. The flightless (but very tasty) Dodo will feature as will the Quagga whose ancient hide is still coveted by tanners throughout the world.
Tonights episode focuses on those animals that are so stupid they are now extinct. The flightless (but very tasty) Dodo will feature as will the Quagga whose ancient hide is still coveted by tanners throughout the world.
It does exactly what it says in the title.
I tend to agree, we need a dedicated thread for Swan trivia & puns.
This one is getting overrun by those unscrupulous posters who insist on using it to air their views on the match.
Indeed it is! Mostly a bit run down.
Matip is eligible to play!
Puffins are boss.
Inchcolm Island is fucking amazing for seeing them, been a few times.
So is Rathlin island. Although it's a bit tricky to get to from Liverpool.
Anyways, back on topic. I reckon all this talk of a swan breaking a man's arm is balls, I could wring a swan's neck before the fucker had a chance of breaking my arm.
It is no doubt too close to count as satire.
I ate one in Iceland. It was quite tasty
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