Newcastle v Liverpool Match Thread

[Halmeister]

We have one of the worst defences I've ever seen. It's a good job we've got good attackers.

 

[doctor_mac]

That was unfortunate to be fair.

It is often unfortunate though. We're fucking cursed.

 

[Modo]

That's not a yellow???

 

[binomial]

Tbf that all came with sturridge losing out up the other end, so softly

 

[gkmacca]

We will never ever keep a clean sheet ever again,

That's what your mum always says about you. Fuck off binomial.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Our side is so small compared to theirs. Painfully obvious when you see us lined up for a set piece like that.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Modo can celebrate! Rafa has a goal!

 

[Red Mullet]

We have one of the worst defences I've ever seen. It's a good job we've got good attackers.

That doesn’t put all their chances away

 

[Red Mullet]

To be fair Matip caught up and tackled him, he only scored via the luckiest of deflections. The biggest problem is that such a fucking simple ball gets between our centre backs yet again, why are they so fucking far apart?!

And in a line

 

[hmmmmm1]

Rafa is putting in a audition of what could be

 

[refugee]

Surely our corners were shit enough already without a shitty dummy added in.

 

[FoxForceFive]

It is often unfortunate though. We're fucking cursed.

You make your own luck in football.

 

[jimmy]

How was that no a penalty?

 

[the_dude]

i don't think matip or lovren are as bad as they get made to look. they have two sub-par full backs either side of them and a midfield three that is clueless at defending in their own half, sitting in front of them

 

[binomial]

We should have had a pen, ref chose to ignore it.

 

[manwithnoname]

Brilliant ball by Shelvey. If it had been us, one of our forwards would have gone for an extravagant curling shot and blasted it high and wide.

Yeah, but the brilliant, Dead-eyed Joselu knew exactly what to do, showing all the finishing skills that brought him 4 goals for Stoke

 

[Modo]

Modo can celebrate! Rafa has a goal!

It's not exactly like it's something difficult to get against us.

 

[FoxForceFive]

How was that no a penalty?

Cos the ref's a shithouse.

 

[Modo]

i don't think matip or lovren are as bad as they get made to look. they have two sub-par full backs either side of them and a midfield three that is clueless at defending in their own half, sitting in front of them

You noticed the gap in midfield. Good.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

I watch Studge and I think this is the player Brendan wanted game after game to start? He's a shell of what he was ... So unfortunate ... Finished.

 

[binomial]

we're a mixture of shit and unlucky, which is a terrible combination

 

[mark1975]

Gomez is fucking garbage

 

[manwithnoname]

I watch Studge and I think this is the player Brendan wanted game after game to start? He's a shell of what he was ... So unfortunate ... Finished.

I didn't want him to start this game. Or the last one

We don't have any quality strikers at all any more

 

[jimmy]

I watch Studge and I think this is the player Brendan wanted game after game to start? He's a shell of what he was ... So unfortunate ... Finished.

My thought exactly. What does he bring to the team?!

 

[binomial]

Phil 😀

 

[i_rushie]

1-1 isn't the worse scoreline, considering we have a barely ambulant goalscorer on the pitch.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

It's not exactly like it's something difficult to get against us.

win win for you

 

[Modo]

win win for you

Yep.

 

[Modo]

Fantastic defending from Wijnaldum, before the goal. Just stand there...

 

[binomial]

So so sooooooooooooooooooooooo slow