Newcastle v Liverpool Match Thread

[Shadey]

Cout-esque goal

 

[binomial]

Terrific from hendo there

 

[Red Mullet]

What’s with the dummy corner?

 

[FoxForceFive]

What’s with the dummy corner?

He usually takes them actually.

Thank you ladies & gents, I'm here all week.

 

[binomial]

What’s with the dummy corner?

Maybe unsettles the newcastle defenders in the box

 

[binomial]

good defending matip

he's very good at cutting out passes

 

[Modo]

Lascelles is really annoying me. We could have had a few more eif it weren't for him.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Oh you have got to be fucking kidding me.

 

[doctor_mac]

Liverpool are fatuous.

 

[binomial]

Lol at our CB's then though.

 

[hmmmmm1]

Comedy goal. Ball straight through the Heart of our defence. Dreadful defending

 

[binomial]

1 pass from Shelvey

 

[IGotALuvlyBunchOfCoconuts]

LOL!

 

[Modo]

And there it is

 

[FoxForceFive]

I cant even begin to describe how angry that makes me. Astonishingly bad that.

 

[jimmy]

Typical us. Out of nothing.

 

[Red Mullet]

Comical

 

[Markeh]

Undone by a ball straight through the middle

 

[binomial]

We will never ever keep a clean sheet ever again, fuck off klopp

 

[manwithnoname]

Wow, we've conceded a goal. Again.

The one-paced Joselu is made to look like fucking Torres by Lovren and Matip

Hahahaha. Embarrassing

 

[Mystic]

Straight ball between our centre backs, are you fucking serious

 

[mark1975]

Predictably pathetic, brilliant defensive coaching that. What a fucking laughing stock.

 

[hmmmmm1]

Dreadful again. Embarrassing

 

[Cerberus]

That was unfortunate to be fair.

 

[Modo]

Well Matip tried...

 

[Modo]

No one closed down Shelvey as well.

 

[gkmacca]

Brilliant ball by Shelvey. If it had been us, one of our forwards would have gone for an extravagant curling shot and blasted it high and wide.

 

[bobtkelpie]

Straight down the fucking middle again...

 

[manwithnoname]

Well Matip tried...

Yes, but he's just not very good, bless him

 

[Mystic]

Wow, we've conceded a goal. Again.

The one-paced Joselu is made to look like fucking Torres by Lovren and Matip

Hahahaha. Embarrassing

To be fair Matip caught up and tackled him, he only scored via the luckiest of deflections. The biggest problem is that such a fucking simple ball gets between our centre backs yet again, why are they so fucking far apart?!