Newcastle (Last day of the season)

[FoxForceFive]

How many of you lads will there be? I can get four of you (five seater car).

 

[ILD]

Me Aidan maybe a mate of mine, maybe @Cerberus. So four at the mo. Gwan Jon Fox. We'll cover your petrol expenses and a few pints in it too.

 

[ILD]

Also look at FFF boasting again he passed his driving test btw.

 

[ILD]

Actually I'm thinking about it.

I guess it would be difficult to get a hotel room though?

No man. Seems okay. I could book a dorm in international inn for us to wade into.

 

[Athens]

Me Aidan maybe a mate of mine, maybe @Cerberus. So four at the mo. Gwan Jon Fox. We'll cover your petrol expenses and a few pints in it too.

It was the offer of the hand job that swung it.

 

[Ryan]

For the uninitiated, "wade into" is a gaelic colloquialism for 'suck each others cocks'.

 

[ILD]

What does horse into it imply then?

 

[Athens]

Horse is for penetration.

 

[ILD]

Makes sense.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Also look at FFF boasting again he passed his driving test btw.

Damn straight. Every chance I get. At the tender age of 32 as well!

 

[SummerOnions]

I could also go full retard and try make the 7:30 flight home on the Monday morning. Wouldn't be the first time I've stayed up all night and gone into work still pissed.

Haha I did that came in high as fuck and just nodded and smiled at everyone

 

[Ijg]

I'm planning this already, thinking of coming up and staying over and going home on the Monday, if anyone wants to offer digs i'd appreciate it otherwise i'll get a hotel! I wouldn't mind a ticket and i'm going through my usual source to try and get one but again, i'd watch in the pub if needs be.

 

[Spionkop69]

I reckon the Newcastle game will be a bit of an anti climax.










We will have secured the title the game before😉

Don't you be stealing my lines.

Quiffer.

 

[Spionkop69]

I won't be there :-(

 

[the count]

Don't you be stealing my lines.

Quiffer.

Sad case that I am I actually dreamt last night that actual scenario and I was busy telling some random person how I was planning to go over to Liverpool for the celebrations. 😳

 

[ILD]

FLIGHTS BOOKED.

Out of Dublin to Manc Saturday arriving at half ten at night. Home late Monday at 11pm (ARGHHH).
Have to stay for the parade like. 😉

€35 euro return.

 

[FoxForceFive]

I won't be there :-(

Why? Working away?

 

[FoxForceFive]

Haha I did that came in high as fuck and just nodded and smiled at everyone

I did it a few times, usually got away with it, but once doing overtime in a sat after no sleep, loads of red bull & vodka & a handful of pills & coke I managed to ask a manager through my aching jaw if I could 'cock his pains' instead of 'pick his brains' in front of a lot of people.

Not my finest moment.

 

[Spionkop69]

Why? Working away?

Ex wife's birthday and it's my weekend with the kids. There's no way she's going to wear it. Fair play though, it's my weekend for the City game, and she's being flexible and that means I can go. I'm working on her for the Chelsea game too....

 

[FoxForceFive]

Ex wife's birthday and it's my weekend with the kids. There's no way she's going to wear it. Fair play though, it's my weekend for the City game, and she's being flexible and that means I can go. I'm working on her for the Chelsea game too....

Fair enough, can't complain if she's being flexible elsewhere, just bad timing!

If you could get the Monday off you could come up for the parade...

 

[Holle]

I was told by the wife that my biggest son has his First Communion the week after and therefore couldn't go.

I did not work out yet what the fuck it has to do with me going the week before but I guess I'll find out (or not).

I mean it's not that I'm staying for weeks.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Ha, yeah, I can't see why it stops you going the week before!

Women are a bit mental!

 

[OLD_Lewy]

il just find out what bars you guys are going to and follow in the shadows whispering insults and trying to match the people to the posters

 

[Silver Sean]

I was told by the wife that my biggest son has his First Communion the week after and therefore couldn't go.

I did not work out yet what the fuck it has to do with me going the week before but I guess I'll find out (or not).

I mean it's not that I'm staying for weeks.

Try pointing out that it's all make believe and your boy should probably be growing out of it about now 😉

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

If we've won the title before Newcastle I'll be selling my ticket for mega bucks and then leg it into the ground when the gates open with 15 minutes to go to see them lift the trophy.












Like shite I will.

 

[ILD]

Im gonna bunk in. Woland, has your kid got an email address?

 

[Dreambeliever]

If we can still win the league I'm flying home for the night and next day. Just watch it in a bar and go nuts after

 

[Whaddapie]

A sneaky Friday night to Monday morning trip from Dallas may just be my birthday present to myself in we can win the league on the Sunday... No prezzies this year, chap - Cash only please! Or couches.

 

[Dreambeliever]

How many of you lads will there be? I can get four of you (five seater car).

Don't forget the inflatable bed on the living room floor (you promised!!)

 

[Dreambeliever]

For the uninitiated, "wade into" is a gaelic colloquialism for 'suck each others cocks'.

I always had a feeling you were gay. If we win the league I'll let you do it, just this once