He's such a silken sexual tyrannosaurusYou all know I love him right?
Just a reminder that I do.
Since day 1.
The sexy cunt.
Hope he's as reliable as oncys mate Dave (you know dave ?)Mate of mine has just informed me Barca are interested!!
Fucking legend in the making. Would love for him to touch my face.
I credit that bird he's been having it off with for the heights he's now reaching. Onwards and upwards.
Yeah me bro and he's a manc fan... Oh so sweet!
Would it really be a big shock if clubs like Barca were watching???
Mate of mine has just informed me Barca are interested!!
5 years, bumper pay increase and crucially his pick of the finest trannies in all the land. That would be my opening offer.
The most recent rumour was a lot more conventional. Looks like the tranny is yesterday's news.
Might Ken be interested though?
So what does everyone think about new long term contract now?
The overall impression on here a few months back was (suprisingly) 'woahhh, hold your horses'.
He's not going to jump ship. He has everything to gain at Liverpool while he'd have everything to lose if he went to a club expected to win both domestically and in europe every season.
Ha.We have everything to lose if he goes.
We'd have to hire some mid-table-mediocrity loser like Jose Mourinho or Arsene Wenger to manage us.
Fucking legend in the making. Would love for him to touch my face.