I think it was Henrik Pedersen, who was as surprised as anyone that in a race with Slosemi, he suddenly resembled Usain cunting Bolt.
I was watching that, and my heart just sank.
Yes that's it! I was watching it too with the same feeling.
I think it was Henrik Pedersen, who was as surprised as anyone that in a race with Slosemi, he suddenly resembled Usain cunting Bolt.
I was watching that, and my heart just sank.
He also has the build of a C3PO which is far more suited as any fule kno to the holding midfield roleI think some were/are swayed by the fact Klopp signed him (when his Godlike infallibility was still a thing), plus he fits that 'cultured, ball-playing' central defender stereotype that has a certain type of fan jizzing in their bills - you know the sort, talking about transitions and high pressing and death by football, and don't like players who are actually boss defenders like Jamie Carragher
So like Daniel Agger was a bit like a Lidl version of Alan Hansen, Matip is a shit version of Daniel Agger
He's slow as fuck, can't head a ball straight, and is a total pussy in the challenge
Fucking useless
I think some were/are swayed by the fact Klopp signed him (when his Godlike infallibility was still a thing), plus he fits that 'cultured, ball-playing' central defender stereotype that has a certain type of fan jizzing in their bills - you know the sort, talking about transitions and high pressing and death by football, and don't like players who are actually boss defenders like Jamie Carragher
So like Daniel Agger was a bit like a Lidl version of Alan Hansen, Matip is a shit version of Daniel Agger
He's slow as fuck, can't head a ball straight, and is a total pussy in the challenge
Fucking useless
Not sure if you are praising or critisizing Agger there. I would love any version of Alan Hansen in the squad.
He also has the build of a C3PO which is far more suited as any fule kno to the holding midfield role
Well, of course
Ah, the memories. Spider Neil: you total mad bastard legend
One of the all time great threads.
The part where he starts arguing with himself is simply glorious.
While I agree with that, I wonder - as I have for almost all the time he's been with us - whether he ought to be playing fullback at all. Seems to me he'd be better used as a wide MF/attacking option who occasionally drops back when his team's under pressure.
I dunno. Hes been consistently good this season.
Last night he had a mad 10 minutes, funnily enough against his old side, who he also had a shocke playing against 18 months in the EL final.
Back on the horse..
The same argument used to be made about Glen Johnson as a way of absolving him of his defensive responsibilities. Poor decision-making applies across the pitch. It may not hurt us in the same way if it happens further up the pitch but it would still contribute to crap stuff happening. Moreno has demonstrated that he crumbles under pressure and despite any improvements in discipline his mentality is as questionable as it has ever been. I can understand the argument for mitigating that in terms of moving his position but that lack of a high enough standard in terms of mentality should mean he's not able to get in the squad. Same for all the other members of our team who can't seem to be composed under pressure or take responsibility when the pressure is on.
Will be interesting to see Robertson (or Milner) on Saturday vs Chelsea. Absolutely no way that Alberto will start that game.
I'm 100% sure that Moreno WILL start v. Chelsea, at LB
“We threw away three points,” Moreno told Onda Cero.
“We were already through to the next round, but it was not to be.”
“We knew that even with a 3-0 advantage it was going to be complicated, and that was the case. We had spoken at half-time about how with a 3-0 lead we still had to be careful.”
“More than that [Sevilla playing well], it was a case of how awful we were and how many mistakes we made at the back.”
“They didn’t stop attacking in the second half – but we came out half asleep.”
Nice use of the 'we', dimwit.
Nor would I.I'm not 100, but yeah, I wouldn't be at all surprised.
.If he's got any clear flesh left, the hebetudinous midget should get some more tattoos done, with handy advice such as 'Don't try to push opponents over when you're standing behind them,' 'Don't trip people up in the penalty area' and, most important of all, 'Go away and don't come back'.
All Moreno had to do in this case was to move towards the ball as it came in and he would have won it.Its klopp fault for putting a fucking midget front post , what on earth is Moreno doing be the first man to attack the ball? Hes what 5'5 and is hardly known for his ability tl head the ball or judge a ball in the air.