Middlesborough

[hamstrung_pigeon]

We're playing Modosbrough apparently today.

 

[Modo]

Modo asked me to keep this quiet ... but Modo's brother is Lucas's mistress.

dude, not cool.

 

[dmishra]

Sterling hasn't been crap. He started off very bright but tailed off towards the end of the half.

We should probably just rest him.

 

[Leo]

Tomlin owning Lucas there.
Former Liverpool reserve player.

 

[Red Astaire]

Right back on track. Little 'un snoozing nicely and my attention is now focused on the game. Bring it!

 

[Modo]

Ming - OK, one good save to make.

Rossiter - great start to his LFC career with a goal (no matter that it was two horrendous mistakes from their CB and then the GK). Very tidy and confident but I'd like to see more attacking passes from him.

He's growing. That goal gave him a bit more confidence. I see that the players are helping him out in midfield. We can't demand anything from him.

 

[Modo]

Boro right back pwning Lallana there.
former sunday league player.

 

[Leo]

Lallana falls over some grass there.

 

[Red Astaire]

Enrique looking boss.

 

[mark1975]

Has anyone got a decent stream?

 

[Frogfish]

Sterling hasn't been crap. He started off very bright but tailed off towards the end of the half.

We should probably just rest him.

He's been almost crap then. There's no point getting on the ball and then trying to dribble your way past everyone. He's doing far more than he should.

 

[Frogfish]

Jordan Rossiter - 2nd youngest @LFC scorer ever after Michael Owen and club's youngest ever in League Cup

 

[Modo]

Lallana looking like dunce, slips on the pitch when he's supposed to cross.
Should I continue?

 

[Frogfish]

Has anyone got a decent stream?

Luckily it's on the box here 😉

Skynet Sports HD if anyone can find it on their Sat.

 

[Frogfish]

Lallana looking like dunce, slips on the pitch when he's supposed to cross.
Should I continue?

It's raining. Now Fuck off.

 

[mark1975]

Lallana looking like dunce, slips on the pitch when he's supposed to cross.
Should I continue?

Do me favour Modo, fuck off you irritating WUM twat before I give you an imposed breather for 24hrs.

Watch the game instead of being a point scoring sad prick.

 

[Leo]

Sterlings body strength is fucking amazing.

 

[SummerOnions]

I'd give Suso a run out

 

[Gary25]

Markovic looks afraid of the ball.

 

[refugee]

Markovic looks afraid of the ball.

Reminds me of Smicer

 

[Red Astaire]

How great was that by Sterling!?

 

[Cerberus]

Woeful stuff from Lambert.

 

[Leo]

Oh sweet fuck Rickie.

 

[keniget]

Fantastic by Sterling. Not so good by Lambert.

Poor guy looks like he's got the world on his shoulders.

 

[cloggypop]

Not much point crossing high into the box for Raheem really.

 

[peterhague]

Lallana looking like dunce, slips on the pitch when he's supposed to cross.
Should I continue?

Living?

Preferably not.

 

[Farkmaster]

Blackman looks like a person Will Smith has created in a lab in order to take up his mantle after his primitive biological method failed.

 

[Cerberus]

Great.

 

[Red Astaire]

Set piece.... Goal..... Depressing....

 

[Leo]

Fucking hell.
A set piece obviously.