Now I'm not one for like err like drugs an ting. Cos like ya know they're boss an like the don't cause aelrguements or agro or kick offs an weird feelings between friends an like odd convos with lads that have been mugged so you stay with them an you ring the rozzers for the lad an then speak to the lads bird an then the rozzers come an you explain what you know an then you eventualy go back to ya mates house an him an his bird are proper having a massive kick off so you be polite an make then get inside the house cos it's kenny an like you'll get sparked so like can yous be tit heads but inside where it's safe so then you get in the front room an some bird that too fat seems up for it so you consider it an then ya get ya phone out an use it as an excuse to ignore the chubby snickers full fat coca cola munching whopper. Sappo lads? So yeh. Mkat. Whatever. It's like a bit gay. But it's alright like. It's like an episode of desperate house wifes. It's shit right but like the birds seem to like it loads so fuck it.
Internet poll. Rattle a chubby checker or like stay up an listen to Leonard cohen an then attempt to write a song abaa me ex?
Seriously. I love this forum. It has elements of wisdom an elements of comedy an I love you guys. This is all on me phone so I apologise if there's a shed load of spelling mistakes.
Anyway lads an the few beautiful wonderful ladies I've meet an also not met. I love this place man. It's aces. Good night y'all.
Yours forever...
Michael Heath aka Mike Heath aka Our Keith/My Keith.
Xxxxx
Internet poll. Rattle a chubby checker or like stay up an listen to Leonard cohen an then attempt to write a song abaa me ex?
Seriously. I love this forum. It has elements of wisdom an elements of comedy an I love you guys. This is all on me phone so I apologise if there's a shed load of spelling mistakes.
Anyway lads an the few beautiful wonderful ladies I've meet an also not met. I love this place man. It's aces. Good night y'all.
Yours forever...
Michael Heath aka Mike Heath aka Our Keith/My Keith.
Xxxxx
