So all we need to fix this season's issue is to get you a box at Anfield and have the club take care of all your needs. Might be cheaper than the midfield overhaul?
I have already suggested this - my ongoing salary for this service , despite being a tasty increase on my current one, would be a fraction of the cost of Melo and I could probably guarantee more impact on the field of play as well.
Id be wanting one of those comfy seats on the bench and a nice warm blankey if they want to have me sit down on the bench - and it will be a different sort of “sports drink” I’ll require to be on hand.