Manchester City v Liverpool official match thread.

[SummerOnions]

Anyone got a spare tissue?

Fap fap fap.

 

[bobtkelpie]

anyone remember if we've had a corner in the 2nd half?

 

[manwithnoname]

Get the Cunt off!

Oh, it's Babel

 

[TheBunnyman]

[quote author=Brendan link=topic=38984.msg1057464#msg1057464 date=1266769975]
Get the Cunt off!

Oh, it's Babel
[/quote]

Close enough.

 

[dee]

Ha Bellers fucks up when looking dangerous

 

[Squiggles]

[quote author=Brendan link=topic=38984.msg1057464#msg1057464 date=1266769975]
Get the Cunt off!

Oh, it's Babel
[/quote]

You know the rules; we can't have more than one quick player in our side at once.

 

[bobtkelpie]

5th yellow -> Kuyt

 

[dee]

Fucking Hell

Skittles to the rescue then!

Adaayor goes close from corner

 

[Squiggles]

Skrtel has had a fine game.

 

[SummerOnions]

[quote author=Squiggles link=topic=38984.msg1057470#msg1057470 date=1266770316]
Skrtel has had a fine game.
[/quote]

Agger has had the opposite.

 

[manwithnoname]

You cunt Lucas

 

[SummerOnions]

You cunt Walton

 

[dee]

Aqua coming on for Lucas?

Nope - Kuyt

 

[manwithnoname]

Agger's been dreadful, Skittles, despite a head like a sheriff's badge, has been exceptional

 

[bobtkelpie]

most commonly heard words from the commentators... "He's given it away..." what a crap game. Why am I staying up until 2 in the morning to watch this shite?!?

 

[Halmeister]

This sounds fucking muck.

Worst thing is I'm not surprised in the slightest.

 

[SummerOnions]

Kuyt for Aqua?

The fuck?

 

[SummerOnions]

3 defensive mids

Yay!

 

[Halmeister]

Jesus fucking Christ, Lucas on the right!?

 

[bobtkelpie]

[quote author=SummerOnions link=topic=38984.msg1057479#msg1057479 date=1266770669]
3 defensive mids

Yay!
[/quote]

I thought Purple was an AM?

 

[RedStar]

Rafa has got the point he came for

Mascherano is lucky not to be sent off for the 3rd time this season, I love his commitment but hes becoming reckless at times

 

[SummerOnions]

[quote author=bobtkelpie link=topic=38984.msg1057481#msg1057481 date=1266770699]
[quote author=SummerOnions link=topic=38984.msg1057479#msg1057479 date=1266770669]
3 defensive mids

Yay!
[/quote]

I thought Purple was an AM?
[/quote]

He hasn't played like one.

 

[Judge Jules]

Agreed about Masher. I love the little bugger but he gets too many rushes of blood to the head.

Barry should have been carded and off for that handball BTW.

 

[Halmeister]

I'm losing even more patience with Benitez. Patience I didn't think I had.

 

[bobtkelpie]

[quote author=Halmeister link=topic=38984.msg1057485#msg1057485 date=1266770846]
I'm losing even more patience with Benitez. Patience I didn't think I had.
[/quote]

I'm not sure how you can blame Rafa for the players playing so shitly... how many times have they given the ball away cheaply?!? Kuyt, Gerrard, Babel are all capable, but not when the ball never gets to them...

 

[SummerOnions]

Dear Lucas,

Stop being a cunt.

Thanks.

 

[Halmeister]

[quote author=bobtkelpie link=topic=38984.msg1057486#msg1057486 date=1266770986]
[quote author=Halmeister link=topic=38984.msg1057485#msg1057485 date=1266770846]
I'm losing even more patience with Benitez. Patience I didn't think I had.
[/quote]

I'm not sure how you can blame Rafa for the players playing so shitly... how many times have they given the ball away cheaply?!? Kuyt, Gerrard, Babel are all capable, but not when the ball never gets to them...
[/quote]

Negative players, negative tactics, negative substitutions. Negative all round. He'll be happy with nil nil here I reckon too.

 

[bobtkelpie]

fuck me... 6th yellow card -> Torres... for what I'm not sure

 

[Sunny]

This ref is a cunt never mind

 

[bobtkelpie]

[quote author=Halmeister link=topic=38984.msg1057488#msg1057488 date=1266771081]
[quote author=bobtkelpie link=topic=38984.msg1057486#msg1057486 date=1266770986]
[quote author=Halmeister link=topic=38984.msg1057485#msg1057485 date=1266770846]
I'm losing even more patience with Benitez. Patience I didn't think I had.
[/quote]

I'm not sure how you can blame Rafa for the players playing so shitly... how many times have they given the ball away cheaply?!? Kuyt, Gerrard, Babel are all capable, but not when the ball never gets to them...
[/quote]

Negative players, negative tactics, negative substitutions. Negative all round. He'll be happy with nil nil here I reckon too.
[/quote]

Negative subs?!? Torres, Yossi and Aqui are all attacking players. We've had most of the ball and spent most of the time in their half. We are passing like schoolboys