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Lukaku's Giant Penis Terrace Chant Is Racist

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There's a great pub nearby called the Poenchendellenkeller or something ridiculous like that. Has large puppets hanging from the ceiling which gives it a lovely macabre feeling. And lots of beer.
 
All the dudes in ancient Greek statues have got tiny cocks. That's coz they all loved it up the arse off each other so a smaller dong was a bit less off putting and more attractive.
 
Jan Vertonghen Superman
He has a massive cock he does; the Jan, the Jan.
He tucks it in his football sock; the Jan, the Jan.
He shagged his bird and now she’s dead,
He waves his cock around his head.
Jan Vertonghen, Tottenham’s Superman




So why can Vertonghen have that song but Lukaku can't?
 
Jan Vertonghen Superman
He has a massive cock he does; the Jan, the Jan.
He tucks it in his football sock; the Jan, the Jan.
He shagged his bird and now she’s dead,
He waves his cock around his head.
Jan Vertonghen, Tottenham’s Superman




So why can Vertonghen have that song but Lukaku can't?
Because Spurs fans may be subject to anti-Semitism, they are given a free pass in other areas of racism
 
All the dudes in ancient Greek statues have got tiny cocks. That's coz they all loved it up the arse off each other so a smaller dong was a bit less off putting and more attractive.
Nerd alert!

In ancient times the smaller the penis the more intelligent a person appeared hence why most statues like that depict tiny penises
 
The Greeks were an incredibly intelligent advanced people who relied on their own rigour to solve problems... they didn't even look to their gods for answers as much as seek answers for their Gods. The gods didn't really care and Greeks were left to fend for themselves intellectually. There were no straight answers to how and for what one should live his life. Thus, in the span of a few centuries, and after some borrowing from ancient Egypt and the near east, Greeks gave birth to a culture that's span and depth has never really been matched. Literature, art, science. And we've recovered only a fraction of material from that period. Who knows what the library of Alexandria held.

What I'm getting at here, is that a Greek dude would know that the size of his wang wouldn't make any difference to his analytical skills, but he would also know that a big fuck off wang up the arse would hurt.

If this simple fact has been cleaned up for modern texts, so be it.
 
Because Spurs fans may be subject to anti-Semitism, they are given a free pass in other areas of racism

It's a rather odd situation. The Spurs fans like to chant "Yid army!" but what proportion of them are Jewish? I would guess 5% maximum.
 
The Greeks were an incredibly intelligent advanced people who relied on their own rigour to solve problems... they didn't even look to their gods for answers as much as seek answers for their Gods. The gods didn't really care and Greeks were left to fend for themselves intellectually. There were no straight answers to how and for what one should live his life. Thus, in the span of a few centuries, and after some borrowing from ancient Egypt and the near east, Greeks gave birth to a culture that's span and depth has never really been matched. Literature, art, science. And we've recovered only a fraction of material from that period. Who knows what the library of Alexandria held.

What I'm getting at here, is that a Greek dude would know that the size of his wang wouldn't make any difference to his analytical skills, but he would also know that a big fuck off wang up the arse would hurt.

If this simple fact has been cleaned up for modern texts, so be it.

 
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