Luis Suarez pwned by the Lizards and is Staying, and has said sorry to BR and teammates
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I've seen a bunch of Arsenal fans suggesting that Suarez isn't good enough and wouldn't improve them. I'm suddenly remember why I dislike Arsenal fans so much, they're only second to Spurs fans in their stupidity and elevated self worth.
What a load of shite. Suarez to Arsenal? Yeah right. These divs just make it up as they go along. They should resurrect Jackanory and have a different journo reading a fairy tale to a bunch of 3 year olds every week.
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Bidding for players you don't really want/have no chance of getting. Superb.Daniel Harris @DanielHarris
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@honigstein And annihilating your reputation at the same time.Sid Lowe @sidlowe
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@honigstein ...in order to make you look like a big player....
I love the fact that they bid so low so they have no chance of it being accepted. Imagine if they'd bid 50m and we said yes. They would shit themsleves. Utter cunts.
I fucking hate Arsenal.
I fucking hate Arsenal.
Nah, the bid is real imho.
But it just makes them look shite. 30 mill is way to low and they probably know he wont move there.
Still the idiot Arsenal fans can feel like they're a top top club for a while.
Some think they're going to sign him aswell.
I really hope Higuain goes somewhere else.
Christ.
But it just makes them look shite. 30 mill is way to low and they probably know he wont move there.
Still the idiot Arsenal fans can feel like they're a top top club for a while.
Some think they're going to sign him aswell.
I really hope Higuain goes somewhere else.
Christ.
You can imagine the red top love in that would ensue. He'd go from being worse than Goebbels to Princess Di levels of vomit inducing wonderfullness.
So the same journalists that are part of the reason he wants to fuck off from this country are the same ones now saying he will go to Arsenal.
And 30 million is hilarious. They paid £10 million for Franny Jeffers in 2002. Ubercunts.
So the same journalists that are part of the reason he wants to fuck off from this country are the same ones now saying he will go to Arsenal.
And 30 million is hilarious. They paid £10 million for Franny Jeffers in 2002. Ubercunts.
I hope the latter.
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On the bright side, it is now made up of space age material that makes it twice as effective at fluttering in the wind.
Suarez is pot committed with the 'need to get away from nasty England' hand, so this was always going to be a non-starter, as you'd expect Arsenal knew damn well. It makes them look like silly amateurs in the game of transfer machinations.
I think he'd move to Chelsea given the opportunity.
Chelsea could use Ivanovic as bait
I find it hard to believe anything he says
I agree, I don't believe that for a minute; nonetheless once you've adopted a particular line for moving clubs, changing at this stage would make him look a proper cunt. Something, ironically, he says the English press have being doing to him all along. I just think he'd need to be completely shameless to do that.
Based on all of his actions in the last few years, do you honestly think he worries about that.
http://www.7amkickoff.com/2013/top-...target-plus-numbers-comparing-him-to-higuain/
As you can see, looking at the two player’s numbers, Suarez demands the ball constantly, dribbles way too much (and isn’t particularly good at dribbling), shoots too much, and doesn’t finish nearly as well as he perhaps should. He’s also terribly inefficient at getting his teammates into scoring position, as despite his 90 key passes he only created 5 assists.
To put this in context, Cazorla and Walcott combined for 26 goals off 202 shots and 21 assists off 134 key passes. That’s 7.8 shots per goal (about the same as Suarez) but 16 more assists off 44 more key passes. That’s because Walcott and Cazorla are team players and Suarez is a ball hog. Suarez is the Kobe Bryant of the Premier League.
How many years now have Arsenal fans been asking for someone more “clinical”? Suarez is anything but clinical, unless the clinic is in how to alienate your teammates while chucking in shots from all over the place. Remember when Suarez celebrated his goal all by himself? He’s a chucker. A mother chucker at that.
Stats don't show you everything and the writer of that obviously hasn't taken it into consideration accusing they're too busy hating. Those stats don't show him chasing down lost causes or being a nightmare for defenders always closing them down. Nor take into consideration that higuain is in a miles better team.
He completely ignores the plethora of key passes Suarez made to his teammates in order to make a point that his teammates didn't score from them so therefore he's a gready cunt that's shit at dribbling.
Higuian'a shooting accuracy during his madrid career has been phenomenal though.
Higuian'a shooting accuracy during his madrid career has been phenomenal though.
I had similar arguements with someone yesterday, he misses loads, blah blah - yeah but how many does he create for himself? Oh.
You mean he'd be upper tier World Class, as opposed to lower tier? I don't think we can afford to be too fussy.
