Liverpool v West Ham Match Thread

[hmmmmm1]

We seem to have to score from some intricate bit of passing whilst WH just play a simple ball forward and we are become a joke defensively

 

[Modo]

Firmino looks lost without coutinho

Firmino looks lost playing anywhere but upfront.

 

[manwithnoname]

This team needs more than just a rocket up its arse, it needs Tom Hanks, Kevin Bacon, Bill Paxton and the entire crew and chassis of Apollo 13 up it's fucking arse.

Yeah, the pilots of the most infamously broken rocket in the history of the fucking planet.

Typical Mystic.

 

[Farkmaster]

Hopefully someone will start a thread about our lack of defensive quality being a total fallacy.

That would be funny, although some cunt has probably already done it.

Luckily, we have some top quality strikers on the pitch who can score goals effortlessly

Jesus christ, could you be a little less repetitive?

 

[Leo]

This is probably going to be two losses in a row without Firmino up top.

 

[Mystic]

Hopefully someone will start a thread about our lack of defensive quality being a total fallacy.

That would be funny, although some cunt has probably already done it.

Luckily, we have some top quality strikers on the pitch who can score goals effortlessly

Our poor defence isn't the problem here, it's the team hiding within themselves and barely fucking trying, our players have such a weak mentality, it's embarrassing.

 

[keniget]

Will the real Liverpool please sit down ...

 

[manwithnoname]

This is probably going to be two losses in a row without Firmino up top.

I thought Origi was ace? And is Firmno not capable of playing anywhere else because he's so slow?

I'm confused, I thought our attack was amazing? Although apparently our defence and goalkeeper are too, so I know that's all bollocks.

 

[Mystic]

Yeah, the pilots of the most infamously broken rocket in the history of the fucking planet.

Typical Mystic.

It still took off though didn't it you flabby melt.

 

[Red Mullet]

Jesus christ, could you be a little less repetitive?

Him and Modo are vying for WUM of the year. They're miles ahead of anyone else.

 

[bkwitche2]

That should be a penalty

 

[Shadey]

Crossbar hit

 

[FoxForceFive]

I thought Origi was ace? And is Firmno not capable of playing anywhere else because he's so slow?

I'm confused, I thought our attack was amazing? Although apparently our defence and goalkeeper are too, so I know that's all bollocks.

Look, I agree with you on the points about the defence & attack, as I've said repeatedly, but the match thread when we're being beaten is not the place to bleat on about it.

It's just aggravating people who are already pretty pissed off.

 

[Modo]

Firmino needs to get his shit together

 

[Hansern]

Hopefully someone will start a thread about our lack of defensive quality being a total fallacy.

That would be funny, although some cunt has probably already done it.

Luckily, we have some top quality strikers on the pitch who can score goals effortlessly

Fucking hell you're boring. Enjoying us losing again are you?

Here is a link to a more suitable Spurs forum:

http://www.thefightingcock.co.uk/forum/forums/tottenham-hotspur.4/

 

[Leo]

I thought Origi was ace? And is Firmno not capable of playing anywhere else because he's so slow?

I'm confused, I thought our attack was amazing? Although apparently our defence and goalkeeper are too, so I know that's all bollocks.

You stated many times that Firmino shouldn't be played up top.
You were wrong.
Again.

 

[manwithnoname]

It still took off though didn't it you flabby melt.

You probably had all your money bet on Challenger, going on your track record for "getting everything wrong always"

 

[FoxForceFive]

That should be a penalty

Yeah, I think that should have been given, although I've not seen a replay yet.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

This is fantastic

 

[Fallon]

Should've been a pen. We also need to look to bring in somebody who controls that midfield, because I'm sick of seeing the most average play be able to cut through it week after week.

 

[bkwitche2]

Can we do a match thread for people talking about the match and a different match thread for people carrying over arguments from other threads and trying to mold match events to their cause?

 

[Modo]

Yeah, I think that should have been given, although I've not seen a replay yet.

That was weak as hell.

 

[Oncy]

Karius at one end.
Origi at the other.

A shit sandwich.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Yeah, I think that should have been given, although I've not seen a replay yet.

When your team is struggling - nothing goes your way. It's deflating.

 

[Buddha]

We've not had much luck here.

 

[Mystic]

You probably had all your money bet on Challenger, going on your track record for "getting everything wrong always"

Yes, I was gambling a year before I was born. Try harder troll.

 

[Farkmaster]

I think we go on and win this in the second half. Then again, I've decided not to be a tedious glum cunt today, and that generally doesn't work out for me.

 

[Mystic]

That was a definite penalty, right?

 

[mark1975]

Well this is all a bit predictable really. Brittle confidence, soft goals and a lack of an edge up top. We need a goalscorer and a keeper.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Karius at one end.
Origi at the other.

A shit sandwich.

Origi - 3 goals in the last 3 games. He'll get his chance and score.

Karius on the other than seems to have lost everything that made him a decent goalie last year in Germany. sad ... Let's give our goalkeeping coach another extension.