Liverpool v Spartak Moscow Match Thread CHAMPIONS LEAGUE

[Insignificance]

That's properly shit from us.

Right answer to a toilet anecdote.

 

[Woland]

I hate hearing this kind of shit. They should put a crown on him and give him one of his own fitties from the fifty odd they hire for each lounge. And to continue the analogy, his own throne.

 

[Portly]

I hate hearing this kind of shit. They should put a crown on him and give him one of his own fitties from the fifty odd they hire for each lounge. And to continue the analogy, his own throne.

As we walk away from the Main Stand, there is a parade of fitties wearing fur hats, each of whom smiles and wishes us a safe journey home.

I like to pretend that they are inspired to behave like this because of my attractiveness, and not because they are paid to do it.

 

[Woland]

As we walk away from the Main Stand, there is a parade of fitties wearing fur hats, each of whom smiles and wishes us a safe journey home.

I like to pretend that they are inspired to behave like this because of my attractiveness, and not because they are paid to do it.

They do seem so genuine, but that dark insincerity can be noticed if you've paid for 50 plus blowjobs over the years.

 

[FoxForceFive]

My sister in law (she's only 21) does that every home game.

I can assure you Portly, she finds each & every man walking out of Anfield extremely attractive & isn't there just for cash at all.

 

[Jack D Rips]

‘Take a walk around my centre-half, gentlemen, he’s a colossus!’

Bill Shankly 1961.

Get your fucking act together LFC!