Some ratings, you say? Why, it would be my pleasure!
Cliches first: what a thrilling roller-coaster of a game! It was a match that once again showed off all of the thrilling aspects of the team that Klopp built, along with all of the very many glaring, hideous defects that almost every Liverpool fan around simply cannot understand why he hasn't addressed. It's incredibly strange. But surely now even the most halfwitted fan can see we need at least two new defenders and a new keeper. Maybe even Kevin Klopp knows it after this.
Leicester were decent value too, showing plenty of quality and effort, with the effervescent Vardy a constant threat, and Okazaki again causing problems. But they could not cope with Coutinho and Salah, despite the best efforts of the spastics in defence.
Mignolet (5) Plenty of admirable saves, including the penalty, but typically nervous, jittery and slow when distributing, and lacks conviction and presence in his own penalty area. We all know this, we all know he isn't good enough and never will be. Extra point for saving the penalty that he gave away.
Gomez (4) His speed across the pitch is always welcome, and he was decent enough in the first half, but he's prone to almost total mental collapse at times, with his second half display a car-crash. Has a lot of improvement to do, especially with his positioning and concentration levels. I can't wait for Clyne to return, as he's our best defender by a mile.
Matip (4) He gets an easy ride because of the comparative shitness of the players around him. If he was playing in a team that wasn't one of the worst defences in the league, he'd be correctly identified as the weak link, with weak challenges, poor clearances and sloppy passing. A mediocre player.
Lovren (4) Matip should be grateful that this spastic is his CB partner, because Lovren can sometimes make Stephen Hawking look like a commanding defensive presence. However, overall he wasn't much worse than Matip. He started appallingly, certainly, but weirdly improved in the second half, and was almost mediocre.
Moreno (6) The pick of the defence, even if he was partly culpable for the second goal. He was obviously far more impressive in attack, causing problems with his runs into space and aggressive, attacking football. Our attack must love him in the team, but until we get a better defence to cover for him, he still leaves too many gaps.
Henderson (7) Extra point for the finely taken goal, this was far more impressive from Henderson. I've never been a huge fan, but if he could just give us a 7/10 every week, then it would be fine. There was again some sloppy moments with the ball, and he simply doesn't have the brain to to be the calming, controlled serene presence that is occasionally required. However, he was far and away our best midfielder and did plenty of good stuff.
Can (6) Hit the post with a good shot, and showed some nice skills in possession, but again he struggles to execute the simple things well, and can lurch from sublime to ridiculous within a 30 second period.
Wijanldum (4) His usual away performance: runs about doing....almost nothing at all. The biggest away-game shithouse I've ever seen.
Coutinho (8) Set up the first goal, controlled the ebb and flow of our attacks on his own, an then smacked in a wondrous free kick. So influential before he tired.
Salah (8) I don't really mind if he does miss a few chances he should score, because he scores anyway. What a fucking signing this lad has been. We all know how vital pace and goals are, and he's top scorer, despite the profligacy. A constant menace, and gets into dangerous positions time and time again. Imagine Salah, Mane and a peoper striker in this team? Wow.
Firmino (4) Shit.