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Jose Enrique - HAVING MEDICAL. Official.

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[quote author=Sunny link=topic=44896.msg1378234#msg1378234 date=1313080408]
[quote author=Mystic link=topic=44896.msg1378229#msg1378229 date=1313080122]
First suggestion for Enrique's song?


"You can run, you can hide, but you can't escape José"
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It doesnt even fucking rhyme Mystic. Go back and try again
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Nor does the original song!

[more]
[quote author=themn link=topic=44896.msg1378238#msg1378238 date=1313080922]
Mystic- what's the melody to your *ahem* song ?

Neil- Get out !
[/quote]

Can't escape my love by Enrique!
 
[quote author=zlatan18 link=topic=44896.msg1378247#msg1378247 date=1313081582]
Im wrapped we have finally got a good left back with pace and strength who can defend and attack!! now if we sign a CB then we have good options everywhere!!
[/quote] Yep a centre back & i'd love a back up striker too
 
[quote author=Mystic link=topic=44896.msg1378257#msg1378257 date=1313083186]
[quote author=Sunny link=topic=44896.msg1378234#msg1378234 date=1313080408]
[quote author=Mystic link=topic=44896.msg1378229#msg1378229 date=1313080122]
First suggestion for Enrique's song?


"You can run, you can hide, but you can't escape José"
[/quote]

It doesnt even fucking rhyme Mystic. Go back and try again
[/quote]

Nor does the original song!

[more]
[quote author=themn link=topic=44896.msg1378238#msg1378238 date=1313080922]
Mystic- what's the melody to your *ahem* song ?

Neil- Get out !
[/quote]

Can't escape my love by Enrique!
[/quote]

Get out !
 
I don't sing anything any more. I just sit there in silence til something goes wrong and then sigh, like in sex.
 
[quote author=Frogfish link=topic=44896.msg1378245#msg1378245 date=1313081492]
[quote author=Sunny link=topic=44896.msg1378217#msg1378217 date=1313079162]
I'm a bit pissed off really and would like to express my dissatisfaction at how little we're actually paying for this player. He may look half decent and his stats stack up but, come on, £5.5m ?? If that's true then we need to sort our act out we do and, if we've anything about us, we should be going back to the Barcodes with an immediate £15m counter offer. I mean, what the fuck are we playing at. Ridiculous. This is all Comolli's fault obviously.
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So true .. it means his ACTUAL value is around 3M and is a 3M player what we should be buying at this stage ?
[/quote]

Actually I didnt mean that at all but carry on
 
[quote author=Sunny link=topic=44896.msg1378283#msg1378283 date=1313088426]
[quote author=Frogfish link=topic=44896.msg1378245#msg1378245 date=1313081492]
[quote author=Sunny link=topic=44896.msg1378217#msg1378217 date=1313079162]
I'm a bit pissed off really and would like to express my dissatisfaction at how little we're actually paying for this player. He may look half decent and his stats stack up but, come on, £5.5m ?? If that's true then we need to sort our act out we do and, if we've anything about us, we should be going back to the Barcodes with an immediate £15m counter offer. I mean, what the fuck are we playing at. Ridiculous. This is all Comolli's fault obviously.
[/quote]

So true .. it means his ACTUAL value is around 3M and is a 3M player what we should be buying at this stage ?
[/quote]

Actually I didnt mean that at all but carry on
[/quote]

Oh dear Sunny ....

The_Sarcasm_Detector_by_nerdsloth.jpg
 
[quote author=Krump link=topic=44896.msg1378282#msg1378282 date=1313088143]
I don't sing anything any more. I just sit there in silence til something goes wrong and then sigh, like in sex.
[/quote]

ha!
ive moved on from that kinda patheticness, i just have a big cry and a wank every night
 
[quote author=Krump link=topic=44896.msg1378170#msg1378170 date=1313075096]
Crossing completion:
- Baines 28% (100 completed)
- Enrique 23% (31 completed)
- Cole 20% (20 completed)
- Evra 18% (17 completed)
- Clichy 17% (15 completed)

Tackling Completion:
- Enrique 84% (61 completed)
- Clichy 81% (111 completed)
- Evra 76% (80 completed)
- Baines 74% (84 completed)
- Cole 61% (100 completed)

Succesful dribbles:
- Enrique 65
- Evra 26
- Baines 26
- Clichy 21
- Cole 17

Pass Completion (%):
- Cole 86%
- Evra 80%
- Clichy 78%
- Enrique 75%
- Baines 72%

Gone past by opposition player:
- Cole 36
- Clichy 26
- Baines 24
- Evra 23
- Enrique 9
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Arsenal:

Total passes completed - 1st in the league
Percentage of successful passes - 1st in the league.
Fewest shots allowed by opposition - 3rd in the league.

League position -4th.

Quoting stats without knowing which ones are relevant to success is a bit pointless. Insua came out well in recent comparisons to Evra, Bale and some other left back.
 
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Surely these images are staged after it is all sorted out, he is going to look a bit of a twat if he signs for someone else after having a Liverpool shirt on.


regards
 
[quote author=gene hughes link=topic=44896.msg1378408#msg1378408 date=1313103088]
Nipples like that are a diamond dozen.
[/quote]

Not sure if Gene is waiting for someone to bite here , on his sort of Malapropism, as opposed to the nipple

regards
 
[quote author=Vlads Quiff link=topic=44896.msg1378412#msg1378412 date=1313103432]
[quote author=gene hughes link=topic=44896.msg1378408#msg1378408 date=1313103088]
Nipples like that are a diamond dozen.
[/quote]

Not sure if Gene is waiting for someone to bite here , on his sort of Malapropism, as opposed to the nipple

regards
[/quote]

it's a mute point.
 
[quote author=Vlads Quiff link=topic=44896.msg1378412#msg1378412 date=1313103432]
[quote author=gene hughes link=topic=44896.msg1378408#msg1378408 date=1313103088]
Nipples like that are a diamond dozen.
[/quote]

Not sure if Gene is waiting for someone to bite here , on his sort of Malapropism, as opposed to the nipple

regards
[/quote]

Are you accusing me of being a pre-madonna, Vlad?

Btw, the term malapropism has an interesting history if anyone would be interested in looking it up. As I recall it's based on an Irish housekeeper in a play or something.
 
[quote author=gene hughes link=topic=44896.msg1378418#msg1378418 date=1313104216]
[quote author=Vlads Quiff link=topic=44896.msg1378412#msg1378412 date=1313103432]
[quote author=gene hughes link=topic=44896.msg1378408#msg1378408 date=1313103088]
Nipples like that are a diamond dozen.
[/quote]

Not sure if Gene is waiting for someone to bite here , on his sort of Malapropism, as opposed to the nipple

regards
[/quote]



Are you accusing me of being a pre-madonna, Vlad?

Btw, the term malapropism has an interesting history if anyone would be interested in looking it up. As I recall it's based on an Irish housekeeper in a play or something.
[/quote]

I knew it was Mrs Malaprop, but apparently Sheriden named her after the French phrase that applies -mal à propos (literally "ill-suited&quot😉 - thanks you Wiki
regards

damn I have been Genes bitch now
 
I bet there are not many football forums that can jump around from a new signing to nipples top Malapropisms so easily

regards
 
...getting back on topic...
I'm quite happy with this signing, happy we haven't been fleeced. Wasn't there talk of £15m for this fella?
In my pecking order of left-backs I'd hope we'd sign, he was behind, Baines and Contreao but think I was clearly dreaming with them two for entirely different reasons.

A solid addition, who hopefiully will sort our troublesome left-sided defender problem out. It also pushes In-a-sewer further towards the exit door hopefully.
 
[quote author=Vlads Quiff link=topic=44896.msg1378421#msg1378421 date=1313104734]
I bet there are not many football forums that can jump around from a new signing to nipples top Malapropisms so easily

regards
[/quote]

in stiches here. yes an educated bunch of nutters
 
[quote author=Sunny link=topic=44896.msg1378217#msg1378217 date=1313079162]
I'm a bit pissed off really and would like to express my dissatisfaction at how little we're actually paying for this player. He may look half decent and his stats stack up but, come on, £5.5m ?? If that's true then we need to sort our act out we do and, if we've anything about us, we should be going back to the Barcodes with an immediate £15m counter offer. I mean, what the fuck are we playing at. Ridiculous. This is all Comolli's fault obviously.
[/quote]


Where are the price whingers? you see what I am liking about Kenny and Co, is that yes he overpays as you have to in this market as a top 4 club. But its well balanced out by the Adam, and Enrique purchases, that brings down the overall price-tag. El Toro looks tasty enough on those clips. Looks good on paper. Lets see how it pans out.. (excitement)
 
[quote author=gene hughes link=topic=44896.msg1378404#msg1378404 date=1313102400]
The Doc loves those kinda nipples. I bet he's cracking one off right now.
[/quote]
Not quite cracking one off, but I do have a semi.
 
enrique500.jpg


Jose Enrique admits signing for Liverpool is one of the 'happiest days' of his life - and has immediately set his sights on helping bring silverware back to Anfield.

The Spain full-back completed his transfer from Newcastle United on Friday to become the Reds' fifth major signing of a busy summer.

Enrique is already itching to don the red jersey for the first time and is aiming to play his part in helping Liverpool mount a strong challenge for the game's top honours.

He told Liverpoolfc.tv: "This is one of the happiest days of my life. I have come to one of the biggest clubs not just in England, but in the world. I am really, really happy.

"They have won a lot of things including the Champions League. They have amazing players and I hope to win things here.

"Of course I am looking forward to playing in front of the Kop. Everybody speaks about the fans here and they are amazing. I am looking forward to it. I hope it will be this weekend, but if not I can wait."

He added: "Damien Comolli told me it is an amazing club. In Spain there is a saying, 'When the train comes in, you have to take it.' This is the first time a big club has come in for me and I had to take it (the opportunity). I am really happy."

Enrique joins Jordan Henderson, Charlie Adam, Alexander Doni and Stewart Downing in moving to Anfield this summer.

The 25-year-old admits he's excited by Liverpool's transfer business and believes they can help him quench his thirst for trophies.

He said: "I am excited by the new signings - it shows Liverpool's ambition.

"They spent a lot of money in January on Andy (Carroll) and Luis Suarez, and this summer they've spent a lot of money on other players.

"You can see they have big ambitions and that's why I came here - because I want to win things and I think I can do that here."

Enrique joins Liverpool a little more than 24 hours ahead of their Barclays Premier League season opener against Sunderland.

However, with a full pre-season under his belt at Newcastle, the defender is ready to be called upon whenever Kenny Dalglish sees fit.

"If the manager needs me, I am ready to play," said Enrique. "I have already played for Newcastle in pre-season, not every game but two or three games and I am fit and if the manager needs me, I am ready to play.

"My ambition is win everything with Liverpool. This year we won't play in the Champions League, so the most important thing is to try and win the league."
 
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