john terry's ma

[Skullflower]

for those who didn't know.

 

[Asbo]

I would, be she is a spring chicken to me

 

[Pesam]

Does she have a receipt for those flowers?

 

[manwithnoname]

Last seen in a dense forest, building an entire house out of chocolate, shortbread and sweeties, in order to entice lost children inside.

 

[Akakabooto]

[quote author=Brendan link=topic=33950.msg881375#msg881375 date=1244034603]
Last seen in a dense forest, building an entire house out of chocolate, shortbread and sweeties, in order to entice lost children inside.
[/quote]

More like under the (Stamford) bridge...

 

[TheBunnyman]

[quote author=Skullflower link=topic=33950.msg881370#msg881370 date=1244034359]

for those who didn't know.
[/quote]

That's a bloke in a wig.

 

[Pesam]

[quote author=TheBunnyman link=topic=33950.msg881408#msg881408 date=1244036720]
[quote author=Skullflower link=topic=33950.msg881370#msg881370 date=1244034359]

for those who didn't know.
[/quote]

That's a bloke in a wig.

[/quote]

 

[Skullflower]

[quote author=TheBunnyman link=topic=33950.msg881408#msg881408 date=1244036720]
[quote author=Skullflower link=topic=33950.msg881370#msg881370 date=1244034359]

for those who didn't know.
[/quote]

That's a bloke in a wig.

[/quote]

(s)he walks around with flowers to increase the illusion.

 

[gkmacca]

Rooney speaks very highly of her.

 

[Skullflower]

[quote author=gkmacca link=topic=33950.msg881432#msg881432 date=1244037816]
Rooney speaks very highly of her.
[/quote]

she gives the best wanks ever.

 

[gkmacca]

She's generous, too. Wayne always comes away with fish fingers.

 

[Terrier]

[quote author=gkmacca link=topic=33950.msg881437#msg881437 date=1244037959]
She's generous, too. Wayne always comes away with fish fingers.
[/quote]


Fishy fingers?

 

[foureyes]

[quote author=Pesam link=topic=33950.msg881413#msg881413 date=1244036974]
[quote author=TheBunnyman link=topic=33950.msg881408#msg881408 date=1244036720]
[quote author=Skullflower link=topic=33950.msg881370#msg881370 date=1244034359]

for those who didn't know.
[/quote]

That's a bloke in a wig.

[/quote]

[/quote]

haha.

 

[LadyRed]

Who was it again? Carra's brother or uncle?

 

[Pesam]

[quote author=Anita link=topic=33950.msg881515#msg881515 date=1244042350]
Who was it again? Carra's brother or uncle?
[/quote]

The story I heard was Carra's brother. If true, I would suggest copious amounts of alcohol and lots of cash were involved.

 

[LadyRed]

Quite a character, isn't she?

She got done for shop lifting recently too.

 

[Bob Loblaw]

Doesn't look like she was robbing face cream anyway. I 'd imagine when she's in a shop and asks for a paper bag, the assitant says "I thought you'd never ask!" while popping some eyes out of the bag

 

[Pesam]

[quote author=Anita link=topic=33950.msg881521#msg881521 date=1244042674]
Quite a character, isn't she?

She got done for shop lifting recently too.
[/quote]

Many footballers come across as being mono-syllabic, single-digit IQ, socially inept morons so I suppose it's only natural that their parents are not exactly shining beacons of society.

 

[SummerOnions]

[quote author=Pesam link=topic=33950.msg881374#msg881374 date=1244034535]
Does she have a receipt for those flowers?
[/quote]

ahahaha

 

[Roger REDerer]

Wow. So this is what the world-reknown liverpool fans are all bout ?

Stooping to diss someone's, albeit a vastly despised cnut's, mom.

Real fcuking original lads. Be proud of your fcuking selves.

 

[manwithnoname]

[quote author=Roger REDerer link=topic=33950.msg881542#msg881542 date=1244044028]
Wow. So this is what the world-reknown liverpool fans are all bout ?

Stooping to diss someone's, albeit a vastly despised cnut's, mom.

Real fcuking original lads. Be proud of your fcuking selves.
[/quote]

Fuck off you hysterical, slimy bellend

 

[SummerOnions]

I beat she owns a BMW M3 Roger, jealous?

 

[Bob Loblaw]

[quote author=Roger REDerer link=topic=33950.msg881542#msg881542 date=1244044028]
Wow. So this is what the world-reknown liverpool fans are all bout ?

Stooping to diss someone's, albeit a vastly despised cnut's, mom.

Real fcuking original lads. Be proud of your fcuking selves.
[/quote]

Could be worse, we could be mentally deranged enough to pretend we had inside information, just so we could spout attention seeking bollocks

 

[Rosco]

[quote author=Asbo link=topic=33950.msg881373#msg881373 date=1244034464]
I would, be she is a spring chicken to me
[/quote]

Well there's a rumour that she likes Scouse cock Asbo, actually there's a song too.

On another note Hiddink was gifted a watch worth 150k when he left by the players at Chelsea. Rumour has it that it cost them nothing cos Mrs. Terry picked it up for them.

 

[dee]

[quote author=Skullflower link=topic=33950.msg881370#msg881370 date=1244034359]

for those who didn't know.
[/quote]

So John Terry's mam is old and a minger?

Big chunks.

 

[peekay]

after a few rounds

 

[Wilko7]

Ouch.

 

[gkmacca]

The last time she made that face was the very moment when John was conceived. His dad still wakes up screaming when he sees it in his dreams.

 

[Modo]

That's low. I bet you'd be livid if chelsea fans had a picture of Gerrards mum on their forum and likened her to witch.

 

[Skullflower]

[quote author=Modokay link=topic=33950.msg882011#msg882011 date=1244110052]
That's low. I bet you'd be livid if chelsea fans had a picture of Gerrards mum on their forum and likened her to witch.
[/quote]

you're right. it would completely ruin my day.