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Jade Goody has Cancer - NSFW

Re: Jade Goody has Cancer

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Has she bollocks got cancer. And if she has...good. That's one more of the list. I hope David Cameron is next.
 
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and more seriously..

if someone like jady goody survives cancer when there are great people out there who don't survive it then I think that is proof enough that there isn't a god
 
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[quote author=Bristow link=topic=26280.msg650531#msg650531 date=1219147493]
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sums it up, the next big brother dicks will do the same in a few months

pathetic
 
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[quote author=Bristow link=topic=26280.msg650539#msg650539 date=1219147835]
and more seriously..

if someone like jady goody survives cancer when there are great people out there who don't survive it then I think that is proof enough that there isn't a god
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Bloody hell, I find Jade Goody as loathsome as anyone but its not like she has murdered anyone! She's just a bit of a thicko who has stumbled onto 'fame' and been well advised.
 
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She has not got cancer. It's a big fucking lie, she probably found a wart on her massive fat twat and told her agent, then it turns from a "fanny wart" to "fanny rash" to "multiple minge cell growth".
 
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The funniest thing about this is the Indian 'Big brother' is called 'Big Boss'
ha
 
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Doc- What's black and eats pussy?
Jade - "Ma Nou Bowfriend?!
Doc - No, love, no... You better sit down... carefully.
 
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[quote author=Brendan link=topic=26280.msg650691#msg650691 date=1219158803]
It's the cancer I feel sorry for.
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*giggles*

Day 1 in the Big Brother India Hoose and Jade embraces her old enemy Shilpa.

Day 2 in the Big Brother India Hoose and Jade finds out she has cancer.

Funny old celebrity world isn't it?
 
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[quote author=Brendan link=topic=26280.msg650691#msg650691 date=1219158803]
It's the cancer I feel sorry for.
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And don't forget her poor gyno................."The horror, the horror."
 
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[quote author=Brendan link=topic=26280.msg650318#msg650318 date=1219136665]
Wow, what are the odds of that?
Getting diagnosed with cancer while actually in the Big Brother house in India!
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Haha

Erm about 0.0000000001:1 I'd say, in Jade Goody's case.
 
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[quote author=Squiggles link=topic=26280.msg650351#msg650351 date=1219137984]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=26280.msg650347#msg650347 date=1219137835]
Im quite suprised anyone hopes she survives.
Shes an oxygen theif and a waste of usable body parts.
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-"We've given you Jade Goodeys brain"

-"Pull da plug"


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Hahaha
 
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Her publicist, Max Clifford, is handling the 'story', so it must be true...
 
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[quote author=Squiggles link=topic=26280.msg650603#msg650603 date=1219152530]
Doc- What's black and eats pussy?
Jade - "Ma Nou Bowfriend?!
Doc - No, love, no... You better sit down... carefully.

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Hahahahahahaha!

That's amazing.
 
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So many distasteful comments, and I haven't even posted yet.

I'm no expert on these things, does cervical cancer affect your ability to reproduce ?
 
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[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=26280.msg650798#msg650798 date=1219167588]
One can hope.
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So it's not all bad news then
 
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Wow, they don't mess about in BB India!

Certainly beats the usual diary room trvialities doesn't it?

'Jade, at 3.30 am, you were overheard discussing nominations with several housemates.

As you know this is against Big Brother Rules.

As a punishment, you have cancer'
 
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[quote author=Skullflower link=topic=26280.msg650715#msg650715 date=1219161005]
i reckon the indians put cancer in her dinner. 😱
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Shilpa Shitty's revenge.
 
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[quote author=Asim link=topic=26280.msg650575#msg650575 date=1219150487]
The funniest thing about this is the Indian 'Big brother' is called 'Big Boss'
ha
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Kinda ruins th ewhole '1984' reference that was the point though, surely?
 
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[quote author=Rosco link=topic=26280.msg650809#msg650809 date=1219168302]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=26280.msg650798#msg650798 date=1219167588]
One can hope.
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So it's not all bad news then
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If the cancer itself doesn't sort it, then here's hoping the potential hysterectomy will.

[quote author=Pesam link=topic=26280.msg650719#msg650719 date=1219161153]
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=26280.msg650691#msg650691 date=1219158803]
It's the cancer I feel sorry for.
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And don't forget her poor gyno................."The horror, the horror."
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[size=20pt]"The horror[/size], [size=16pt]The horror[/size], [size=13pt]The horror[/size], [size=10pt]The horror[/size], [size=7pt]The horror[/size], [size=5pt]The horror"[/size]

The grand canyon.
 
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[quote author=Pesam link=topic=26280.msg650719#msg650719 date=1219161153]
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=26280.msg650691#msg650691 date=1219158803]
It's the cancer I feel sorry for.
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And don't forget her poor gyno................."The horror, the horror."
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[size=20pt]"The horror[/size], [size=16pt]The horror[/size], [size=13pt]The horror[/size], [size=10pt]The horror[/size], [size=7pt]The horror[/size], [size=5pt]The horror"[/size]

The grand canyon.
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Hahahahahaha.

Hahahaha.

Ace.
 
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