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Jade Goody has Cancer - NSFW

Re: Jade Goody has Cancer

[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=26280.msg650347#msg650347 date=1219137835]
Im quite suprised anyone hopes she survives.
Shes an oxygen theif and a waste of usable body parts.
[/quote]

are you for real. She is a mother with two children. She does my head in on the telly, but stand back for one second,,,,she wont see her kids grow up and her kids wont, probably, remember thier mum...
 
Re: Jade Goody has Cancer

[quote author=SummerOnions link=topic=26280.msg804630#msg804630 date=1234655370]
mpnths is pretty ambiguous really.

she could have agesfor allwwe know
[/quote]

Are you pissed Onions?
 
Re: Jade Goody has Cancer

[quote author=Hardcastle link=topic=26280.msg804644#msg804644 date=1234656590]
Onky, poor form in this thread fella
[/quote] fuck off. Not one person who has posted their 'oh shame' guilt saddled little posts really gives a fuck about jade goody. Everyone puts aside their usual 'shes a vacuous, horrible, media whore cunt' feelings and gets all faux sad and shit, whereas when she dies, they'll all whip out the jade gøody jokes...well actually they'll wait a week or two so as not to get leapt on as insensitive cunts. In reality, they wont give jade goody a second thought when they find out shes popped off this mortal coil. Yeah, shame for the kids of course, but life and death are what they are, and no amount of tiptoeing around it will change that. Should i (because cancer is a terrible thing) pretend i give a fuck about jade goody? Maybe, but fuck that, id rather be honest and seen a cunt, than simper and seen a wonderful human being. I dont want her dead of course, but could i (or you or anyone in this fucking thread) actually give a fuck? No. We couldnt right? So why pretend? Good luck to her, i hope she pulls through 'for the kids' (btw would it be acceptable to not give a fuck if she had no kids?)....im rambling, sorry if ive offended you, i like you, and i didnt mean to do that. X
 
Re: Jade Goody has Cancer

I'm just feel cheated that my Jade Goody 2009 calendar only goes up to March.
 
Re: Jade Goody has Cancer

[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=26280.msg804651#msg804651 date=1234657944]
[quote author=Hardcastle link=topic=26280.msg804644#msg804644 date=1234656590]
Onky, poor form in this thread fella
[/quote] fuck off. Not one person who has posted their 'oh shame' guilt saddled little posts really gives a fuck about jade goody. Everyone puts aside their usual 'shes a vacuous, horrible, media whore cunt' feelings and gets all faux sad and shit, whereas when she dies, they'll all whip out the jade gøody jokes...well actually they'll wait a week or two so as not to get leapt on as insensitive cunts. In reality, they wont give jade goody a second thought when they find out shes popped off this mortal coil. Yeah, shame for the kids of course, but life and death are what they are, and no amount of tiptoeing around it will change that. Should i (because cancer is a terrible thing) pretend i give a fuck about jade goody? Maybe, but fuck that, id rather be honest and seen a cunt, than simper and seen a wonderful human being. I dont want her dead of course, but could i (or you or anyone in this fucking thread) actually give a fuck? No. We couldnt right? So why pretend? Good luck to her, i hope she pulls through 'for the kids' (btw would it be acceptable to not give a fuck if she had no kids?)....im rambling, sorry if ive offended you, i like you, and i didnt mean to do that. X
[/quote]


Oh.
 
Re: Jade Goody has Cancer

[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=26280.msg804651#msg804651 date=1234657944]
[quote author=Hardcastle link=topic=26280.msg804644#msg804644 date=1234656590]
Onky, poor form in this thread fella
[/quote] fuck off. Not one person who has posted their 'oh shame' guilt saddled little posts really gives a fuck about jade goody. Everyone puts aside their usual 'shes a vacuous, horrible, media whore cunt' feelings and gets all faux sad and shit, whereas when she dies, they'll all whip out the jade gøody jokes...well actually they'll wait a week or two so as not to get leapt on as insensitive cunts. In reality, they wont give jade goody a second thought when they find out shes popped off this mortal coil. Yeah, shame for the kids of course, but life and death are what they are, and no amount of tiptoeing around it will change that. Should i (because cancer is a terrible thing) pretend i give a fuck about jade goody? Maybe, but fuck that, id rather be honest and seen a cunt, than simper and seen a wonderful human being. I dont want her dead of course, but could i (or you or anyone in this fucking thread) actually give a fuck? No. We couldnt right? So why pretend? Good luck to her, i hope she pulls through 'for the kids' (btw would it be acceptable to not give a fuck if she had no kids?)....im rambling, sorry if ive offended you, i like you, and i didnt mean to do that. X
[/quote]

Well I'm sure you'll be glad to know that Jade got some good news this week Oncy.


She got twenty quid for her hairdryer.
 
Re: Jade Goody has Cancer

[quote author=Rosco link=topic=26280.msg804678#msg804678 date=1234661009]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=26280.msg804651#msg804651 date=1234657944]
[quote author=Hardcastle link=topic=26280.msg804644#msg804644 date=1234656590]
Onky, poor form in this thread fella
[/quote] fuck off. Not one person who has posted their 'oh shame' guilt saddled little posts really gives a fuck about jade goody. Everyone puts aside their usual 'shes a vacuous, horrible, media whore cunt' feelings and gets all faux sad and shit, whereas when she dies, they'll all whip out the jade gøody jokes...well actually they'll wait a week or two so as not to get leapt on as insensitive cunts. In reality, they wont give jade goody a second thought when they find out shes popped off this mortal coil. Yeah, shame for the kids of course, but life and death are what they are, and no amount of tiptoeing around it will change that. Should i (because cancer is a terrible thing) pretend i give a fuck about jade goody? Maybe, but fuck that, id rather be honest and seen a cunt, than simper and seen a wonderful human being. I dont want her dead of course, but could i (or you or anyone in this fucking thread) actually give a fuck? No. We couldnt right? So why pretend? Good luck to her, i hope she pulls through 'for the kids' (btw would it be acceptable to not give a fuck if she had no kids?)....im rambling, sorry if ive offended you, i like you, and i didnt mean to do that. X
[/quote]

Well I'm sure you'll be glad to know that Jade got some good news this week Oncy.


She got twenty quid for her hairdryer.
[/quote] Obviously, not everyone will wait a few weeks like.
 
Re: Jade Goody has Cancer

[quote author=Rosco link=topic=26280.msg804682#msg804682 date=1234661277]
Yeah but I'm a cunt
[/quote]s'why i love ya.
 
Re: Jade Goody has Cancer

[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=26280.msg804651#msg804651 date=1234657944]
[quote author=Hardcastle link=topic=26280.msg804644#msg804644 date=1234656590]
Onky, poor form in this thread fella
[/quote] fuck off. Not one person who has posted their 'oh shame' guilt saddled little posts really gives a fuck about jade goody. Everyone puts aside their usual 'shes a vacuous, horrible, media whore cunt' feelings and gets all faux sad and shit, whereas when she dies, they'll all whip out the jade gøody jokes...well actually they'll wait a week or two so as not to get leapt on as insensitive cunts. In reality, they wont give jade goody a second thought when they find out shes popped off this mortal coil. Yeah, shame for the kids of course, but life and death are what they are, and no amount of tiptoeing around it will change that. Should i (because cancer is a terrible thing) pretend i give a fuck about jade goody? Maybe, but fuck that, id rather be honest and seen a cunt, than simper and seen a wonderful human being. I dont want her dead of course, but could i (or you or anyone in this fucking thread) actually give a fuck? No. We couldnt right? So why pretend? Good luck to her, i hope she pulls through 'for the kids' (btw would it be acceptable to not give a fuck if she had no kids?)....im rambling, sorry if ive offended you, i like you, and i didnt mean to do that. X
[/quote]

Don't have to pretend to like someone to feel sorry for them,Andy.
 
Re: Jade Goody has Cancer

[quote author=Avmenon link=topic=26280.msg804690#msg804690 date=1234673818]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=26280.msg804651#msg804651 date=1234657944]
[quote author=Hardcastle link=topic=26280.msg804644#msg804644 date=1234656590]
Onky, poor form in this thread fella
[/quote] fuck off. Not one person who has posted their 'oh shame' guilt saddled little posts really gives a fuck about jade goody. Everyone puts aside their usual 'shes a vacuous, horrible, media whore cunt' feelings and gets all faux sad and shit, whereas when she dies, they'll all whip out the jade gøody jokes...well actually they'll wait a week or two so as not to get leapt on as insensitive cunts. In reality, they wont give jade goody a second thought when they find out shes popped off this mortal coil. Yeah, shame for the kids of course, but life and death are what they are, and no amount of tiptoeing around it will change that. Should i (because cancer is a terrible thing) pretend i give a fuck about jade goody? Maybe, but fuck that, id rather be honest and seen a cunt, than simper and seen a wonderful human being. I dont want her dead of course, but could i (or you or anyone in this fucking thread) actually give a fuck? No. We couldnt right? So why pretend? Good luck to her, i hope she pulls through 'for the kids' (btw would it be acceptable to not give a fuck if she had no kids?)....im rambling, sorry if ive offended you, i like you, and i didnt mean to do that. X
[/quote]

Don't have to pretend to like someone to feel sorry for them,Andy.
[/quote]

Empathising/sympathising with people we don't know or give a hairy fuck about is one of those traits characteristic of humanity.

Richard Dawkins (not that I agree with him on that much), calls it the altruistic gene, or something.
 
Re: Jade Goody has Cancer

[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=26280.msg804683#msg804683 date=1234661476]
[quote author=Rosco link=topic=26280.msg804682#msg804682 date=1234661277]
Yeah but I'm a cunt
[/quote]s'why i love ya.
[/quote]

Get the fuck out.

I'm the biggest cnut here and I don't see any of that TLC coming this way ?!

"Faux love".
 
Re: Jade Goody has Cancer

[quote author=Roger REDerer link=topic=26280.msg804742#msg804742 date=1234693951]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=26280.msg804683#msg804683 date=1234661476]
[quote author=Rosco link=topic=26280.msg804682#msg804682 date=1234661277]
Yeah but I'm a cunt
[/quote]s'why i love ya.
[/quote]

Get the fuck out.

I'm the biggest cnut here and I don't see any of that TLC coming this way ?!

"Faux love".
[/quote]to me you say this? Youre defender in chief. Daft cunt
 
Re: Jade Goody has Cancer

[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=26280.msg804756#msg804756 date=1234697099]
[quote author=Roger REDerer link=topic=26280.msg804742#msg804742 date=1234693951]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=26280.msg804683#msg804683 date=1234661476]
[quote author=Rosco link=topic=26280.msg804682#msg804682 date=1234661277]
Yeah but I'm a cunt
[/quote]s'why i love ya.
[/quote]

Get the fuck out.

I'm the biggest cnut here and I don't see any of that TLC coming this way ?!

"Faux love".
[/quote]to me you say this? Youre defender in chief. Daft cunt
[/quote]

An evil, heartless cnut who wished someone, regardless of how despicable he/she is, would die from cancer just called me daft cnut.

Wow I'm really gonna find a shoulder to cry on now cos you just hurt my feelings. :🙂

You've shown that you're no better than Jade Goody by wishing she would die. Cos when she goes to hell, you'd most probably end up bumping into her there.

And then we'll see who the real 'daft cnut' really is.
 
Re: Jade Goody has Cancer

[quote author=Roger REDerer link=topic=26280.msg804765#msg804765 date=1234699240]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=26280.msg804756#msg804756 date=1234697099]
[quote author=Roger REDerer link=topic=26280.msg804742#msg804742 date=1234693951]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=26280.msg804683#msg804683 date=1234661476]
[quote author=Rosco link=topic=26280.msg804682#msg804682 date=1234661277]
Yeah but I'm a cunt
[/quote]s'why i love ya.
[/quote]

Get the fuck out.

I'm the biggest cnut here and I don't see any of that TLC coming this way ?!

"Faux love".
[/quote]to me you say this? Youre defender in chief. Daft cunt
[/quote]

An evil, heartless cnut who wished someone, regardless of how despicable he/she is, would die from cancer just called me daft cnut.

Wow I'm really gonna find a shoulder to cry on now cos you just hurt my feelings. :🙂

You've shown that you're no better than Jade Goody by wishing she would die. Cos when she goes to hell, you'd most probably end up bumping into her there.

And then we'll see who the real 'daft cnut' really is.
[/quote]so to clarify, when i've bumped into jade in hell, you will feel morally superior? Youre a dead funny lil fella. Anyhoooo....
 
Re: Jade Goody has Cancer

[quote author=Roger REDerer link=topic=26280.msg804765#msg804765 date=1234699240]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=26280.msg804756#msg804756 date=1234697099]
[quote author=Roger REDerer link=topic=26280.msg804742#msg804742 date=1234693951]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=26280.msg804683#msg804683 date=1234661476]
[quote author=Rosco link=topic=26280.msg804682#msg804682 date=1234661277]
Yeah but I'm a cunt
[/quote]s'why i love ya.
[/quote]

Get the fuck out.

I'm the biggest cnut here and I don't see any of that TLC coming this way ?!

"Faux love".
[/quote]to me you say this? Youre defender in chief. Daft cunt
[/quote]

An evil, heartless cnut who wished someone, regardless of how despicable he/she is, would die from cancer just called me daft cnut.

Wow I'm really gonna find a shoulder to cry on now cos you just hurt my feelings. :🙂

You've shown that you're no better than Jade Goody by wishing she would die. Cos when she goes to hell, you'd most probably end up bumping into her there.

And then we'll see who the real 'daft cnut' really is.
[/quote]

You're a bright fella, so I'm sure you've actually read Andy's post.

At no point did he 'wish she would die'.

Just thought I'd mention it so he wouldn't have to soil his hands replying to you.
 
Re: Jade Goody has Cancer

[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=26280.msg804781#msg804781 date=1234702429]
[quote author=Roger REDerer link=topic=26280.msg804765#msg804765 date=1234699240]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=26280.msg804756#msg804756 date=1234697099]
[quote author=Roger REDerer link=topic=26280.msg804742#msg804742 date=1234693951]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=26280.msg804683#msg804683 date=1234661476]
[quote author=Rosco link=topic=26280.msg804682#msg804682 date=1234661277]
Yeah but I'm a cunt
[/quote]s'why i love ya.
[/quote]

Get the fuck out.

I'm the biggest cnut here and I don't see any of that TLC coming this way ?!

"Faux love".
[/quote]to me you say this? Youre defender in chief. Daft cunt
[/quote]

An evil, heartless cnut who wished someone, regardless of how despicable he/she is, would die from cancer just called me daft cnut.

Wow I'm really gonna find a shoulder to cry on now cos you just hurt my feelings. :🙂

You've shown that you're no better than Jade Goody by wishing she would die. Cos when she goes to hell, you'd most probably end up bumping into her there.

And then we'll see who the real 'daft cnut' really is.
[/quote]so to clarify, when i've bumped into jade in hell, you will feel morally superior? Youre a dead funny lil fella. Anyhoooo....
[/quote]

Why should I feel morally superior ? Are you that insecure or guilt-ridden that you'd think I'd treat this like a battle of morality ? Especially when it's towards you. Truth is I don't really fcuking care except sympathy for you.

What you've and some of you lot have said in this thread proves how the human heart can be devoid of any compassion, goodness and full of hypocrisy, contempt and antipathy.

So much so I have to come out from self-imposed exile to speak my mind on this matter. It's disturbing, bordering on repulse, reading some of the shit spouted in this thread.

So after many thousand years of civilization, this is what mankind has to offer ? Reduced to being Neanderthals again with barbaric-like moralities ? Only difference is that they can't read and type, they go out to hunt animals where as you degenerates idle away in front of a moveless object for hours every day, typing shit with that silly 'know-it-all' smirk on your faces.

Frankly, it's hard to differentiate which of the above generational species are more advanced.
 
Re: Jade Goody has Cancer

Nobody wishes Jade Goody would die Rog. We just wish she would quit playing it out in the media.
 
Re: Jade Goody has Cancer

Not dead yet then?

The thread I mean.

Also goody
 
Re: Jade Goody has Cancer

[quote author=Rosco link=topic=26280.msg804901#msg804901 date=1234723723]
Nobody wishes Jade Goody would die Rog. We just wish she would quit playing it out in the media.
[/quote]

Now, I don't live in the UK anymore so I wouldn't know how much media coverage's on her. But I watched how she'd risen to notoriety in Big Brother and Celeb Big Brother. I was around when everyone hounded her for being the thickest person in the history of Engerlund.

But still, it doesn't warrant the hatred and hypocrisy that this tread's sentiment has shown.

You said nobody wished she would die. Why ? Is it cos she's got cancer now and suddenly that last bit of conscience left in you tells you that it's 'kinda' sick to wish someone would die from cancer, succumbing to popular trend in, as Andy calls it, faux moral values ?

Or is it cos you think it's just sick wishing death onto anyone ?

Majority in this thread wished she would die initially and suddenly she's struck with cancer, you hypocrites start to pretend to show some empathy ?

Fcuk off.
 
Re: Jade Goody has Cancer

Erm .. were you not just having a go at Oncy for not showing empathy ?
 
Re: Jade Goody has Cancer

Disease is a horrible thing. I've just finished writing a (fictional) account of the end of the world. A disease which causes people's eyeballs to suddenly fall out strikes the earth and thousands of us go blind every day. It's only after a few weeks that a Swiss doctor figures out that people are dying in alphabetical order and that the disease has been 'designed' by a malevolent entity.

I'm not saying that there are any similarities between this disease and the Jade Goody case but I often wished my eyeballs would fall out when I saw her on TV.
 
Re: Jade Goody has Cancer

[quote author=Rosco link=topic=26280.msg804908#msg804908 date=1234724520]
Erm .. were you not just having a go at Oncy for not showing empathy ?

[/quote]

Massive difference between 'pretending' to show empathy and genuinely feeling empathy.

Read agaiin what I said - 'Majority in this thread wished she would die initially and suddenly she's struck with cancer, you hypocrites start to pretend to show some empathy ?'

Come on..you're a law school drop out. I'd expect you to at least read the facts between the lines before anything else.
 
Re: Jade Goody has Cancer

[quote author=gene hughes link=topic=26280.msg804910#msg804910 date=1234724759]
Disease is a horrible thing. I've just finished writing a (fictional) account of the end of the world. A disease which causes people's eyeballs to suddenly fall out strikes the earth and thousands of us go blind every day. It's only after a few weeks that a Swiss doctor figures out that people are dying in alphabetical order and that the disease has been 'designed' by a malevolent entity.
[/quote]

Reminded me of this http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0861689/
 
Re: Jade Goody has Cancer

[quote author=gene hughes link=topic=26280.msg804910#msg804910 date=1234724759]
Disease is a horrible thing. I've just finished writing a (fictional) account of the end of the world. A disease which causes people's eyeballs to suddenly fall out strikes the earth and thousands of us go blind every day. It's only after a few weeks that a Swiss doctor figures out that people are dying in alphabetical order and that the disease has been 'designed' by a malevolent entity.

I'm not saying that there are any similarities between this disease and the Jade Goody case but I often wished my eyeballs would fall out when I saw her on TV.
[/quote]

I know you're attempting a funny story to diffuse the potential uproar of tantrums and egos in this thread but on a side-note go watch 'Blindness' with Julienne Moore in it. It's got very similar traits to your unfunny 'funny' story.
 
Re: Jade Goody has Cancer

[quote author=Roger REDerer link=topic=26280.msg804911#msg804911 date=1234724814]
[quote author=Rosco link=topic=26280.msg804908#msg804908 date=1234724520]
Erm .. were you not just having a go at Oncy for not showing empathy ?

[/quote]

Massive difference between 'pretending' to show empathy and genuinely feeling empathy.

Read agaiin what I said - 'Majority in this thread wished she would die initially and suddenly she's struck with cancer, you hypocrites start to pretend to show some empathy ?'

Come on..you're a law school drop out. I'd expect you to at least read the facts between the lines before anything else.
[/quote]

Don't stand for this,Ross..

Bhajees at twenty paces.
 
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