I reckon he's signing a new deal with more money and a Neymar size release clause active next season. Hold me to it
You can't divorce Klopp from the shambles, he is as responsible as the rest
You can't divorce Klopp from the shambles, he is as responsible as the rest
Managersdon't matter*only matter when I find a suitable stick to beat them with.
Of the transfer window, of course, but regarding Coutinho, nah.The reason the vast majority of managers make no difference in the Premiership is because their good decisions don't outweigh the bad ones.
Klopps insistence on chasing VVD and Keita is a big part of the shambles. Its stupid to deny that
You can't divorce Klopp from the shambles, he is as responsible as the rest
Managersdon't matter*only matter when I find a suitable stick to beat them with.
The reason the vast majority of managers make no difference in the Premiership is because their good decisions don't outweigh the bad ones.
Klopps insistence on chasing VVD and Keita is a big part of the shambles. Its stupid to deny that
cuntinho's camp now rolling out the 'he's upset at treatment by klopp and their relationship has become increasingly strained over the last six months'.
Yeah, you can and no he's not.
You can.
Do i need to preface my posts with 'a rational person in possession of the facts' ?
Maybe he signed the contract under promises we would strenghten our team, which we, very sadly, are not doing.
I love him and he is our best player, but I can understand his viewpoint.
Billionaires entering football have rendered this club un-competitive and mediocre.
Had he retired here, he would be left with absolutley zero trophies won, and he deserves much more, especailly now that a spot in Barca's starting line-up just opened up.
In the end of the day, If I were a football player playing for a team that obvioulsy needs strenghtening in order to compete, and I had the chance to go to and play for the team I probably supported as a kid, which happens to be the biggest club in the world right now, I think yeah I'd probably be interested. And very much more so if my current club promised me they would strenghten and then don't.
If you ever saw pure speculation somewhere..
I find the clubs assessment that Keita and VVD are the only two players who are available who can potentially improve our team when we have 120 million plus more worrying than Coutinho leaving. Whether that is due to Kloppp, transfer committee, scouts, I don't know.Managersdon't matter*only matter when I find a suitable stick to beat them with.
Barcelona have reportedly lodged an astonishing £1 Squillion bid for Liverpool star Philippe Coutinho. Growing TV revenues have seen the world transfer record smashed several times in recent years, and £1 Squillion would dwarf the fee paid by PSG earlier this week for Brazilian striker Neymar.
Spondoolicks
“Barcelona have spondoolicks up the wazoo,” Jürgen Klopp told Soccer on Sunday. “Everybody loves Phil, but we’re talking some serious cheddar here. This kind of doh-ray-me could go a long way. We could finish the stadium, improve the squad, and still have enough left over to have Sturridge killed. All our problems solved.”
“And if there’s a missing shitebag investigation?” added Klopp. “I’m sure we can buy a whitewash. Pigs love the Benjamins, in my experience. They can’t get enough of that sweet, sweet Milk and Honey.”
Cheddar
Liverpool CEO Peter Moore insists that the club must make commercially sensible decisions.
“A squillion is a tidy bit of wedge,” he told Soccer on Sunday. “We’re not even sure it’s a real number. Sandra in Accounts is checking that for us. But assuming it’s real, we have to take the offer very seriously. I’ve assured Jürgen that if we do sell Philippe, we’ll ring-fence £1 Bazillion for new transfers. He has my word on that.”
“Assuming a bazillion is a real number, of course,” added Moore. “Sandra in Accounts is checking that.”
Sturridge
Not everybody is enthusiastic about the sounds coming from within Liverpool.
“It’s disappointing,” striker Daniel Sturridge told Soccer on Sunday. “No player enjoys hearing their gaffer mention having them killed. But I can only concentrate on my own game. I can’t control who the gaffer does and doesn’t have killed.”
Weve become the cunts we always accuse RB Leipzig of being.
Weve become the cunts we always accuse RB Leipzig of being.