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"It's complicated"? -- No it isn't, fuck off Barca - £113 Million bid rejected

Only Liverpool can release a statement like that only to see a transfer request story break out moments later.

Do they not talk to their players / agents?
 
I've just set my out-of-office in Outlook.

"Thank you for your email. Coutinho has handed in a transfer request, so I'm currently in the pub, keeping up to date with every ridiculous detail that transpires all afternoon, while getting shitfaced. Don't fucking bother me until Monday."
 
I've just set my out-of-office in Outlook.

"Thank you for your email. Coutinho has handed in a transfer request, so I'm currently in the pub, keeping up to date with every ridiculous detail that transpires all afternoon, while getting shitfaced. Don't fucking bother me until Monday."
I've set mine to:

"No."
 
Report them for bidding?

No, my dear old gadfly. You may have just awoken from hibernation there deep in the fjords, but, just to fill you in: for the past two months Barca have been tapping him up quite blatantly. Which is what we had to apologise for doing far less assiduously and blatantly with VVD, but for which we are being told we are 'just as bad as Barca'. Got it?
 
No, my dear old gadfly. You may have just awoken from hibernation there deep in the fjords, but, just to fill you in: for the past two months Barca have been tapping him up quite blatantly.

Everyone's at it, Macca. You must know that.

It's just part of the game.
 
Well, we won't agree here, but Eriksen is the better player of the two.

And the reason why Spurs are so good.

which is why no team in Europe has even mentioned his name ... They've talked about Kane, Alli but Eriksen? Nothing ... Hopefully, it stays that way and we can sign him for 60-70 in the summer to replace Coutinho ... I'd be content, even though Coutinho is the better player which is why a team like Barcelona is after him.
 
But I thought Klopp said he wasn't for sale....

Insignificance worries temporarily that he has run out of tiresomely laboured 'call me stupid but...' lines, and then thinks of another one:
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Because it's only the FA that punishes the club. UEFA aren't arsed. You're allowed to make bids / talk to players at clubs in other FAs
 
I blame this on all you Lucas haters. You wanted him gone and this what you get. A God damn domino effect.

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"Lucas speaks Portuguese and has helped me a lot. He has been like a father to me and that has helped me a lot", Coutinho said.

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That magician even proved without a shadow of a doubt that they were mentally linked.

YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! AH, DAMN YOU! GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!

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So good? They haven't won anything yet...
Fair enough, they've still been vastly better than us.

Anyway, The Independent believes Barcelona have initiated talks with Spurs as they've now turned their attention to Eriksen. A +£100M bid is the expected minimum if they are to even make Levy raise an eyebrow. This would be so good for us in many ways.

Starts 'Eriksen to Phil in for Coutinho' petition.
 
I blame this on all you Lucas haters. You wanted him gone and this what you get. A God damn domino effect.

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"Lucas speaks Portuguese and has helped me a lot. He has been like a father to me and that has helped me a lot", Coutinho said.

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That magician even proved without a shadow of a doubt that they were mentally linked.

YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! AH, DAMN YOU! GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!

[emoji6]

So this transfer request is to force a move to Lazio?? Wow.... poor the catalans
 
Fair enough, they've still been vastly better than us.

Anyway, The Independent believes Barcelona have initiated talks with Spurs as they've now turned their attention to Eriksen. A +£100M bid is the expected minimum if they are to even make Levy raise an eyebrow. This would be so good for us in many ways.

Starts 'Eriksen to Phil in for Coutinho' petition.

Would be nice of Barca to back out off any deal after he out in transfer request...
 
Fair enough, they've still been vastly better than us.

Anyway, The Independent believes Barcelona have initiated talks with Spurs as they've now turned their attention to Eriksen. A +£100M bid is the expected minimum if they are to even make Levy raise an eyebrow. This would be so good for us in many ways.

Starts 'Eriksen to Phil in for Coutinho' petition.

I'll take it - though as I said, I'd take 150 million for Coutinho and pay Spurs ~80 million for Eriksen (and 35 million on Christensen)
 
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