I've set mine to:I've just set my out-of-office in Outlook.
"Thank you for your email. Coutinho has handed in a transfer request, so I'm currently in the pub, keeping up to date with every ridiculous detail that transpires all afternoon, while getting shitfaced. Don't fucking bother me until Monday."
Report them for bidding?
No, my dear old gadfly. You may have just awoken from hibernation there deep in the fjords, but, just to fill you in: for the past two months Barca have been tapping him up quite blatantly.
No, my dear old gadfly. You may have just awoken from hibernation there deep in the fjords, but, just to fill you in: for the past two months Barca have been tapping him up quite blatantly.
Well, we won't agree here, but Eriksen is the better player of the two.
And the reason why Spurs are so good.
Everyone's at it, Macca. You must know that.
It's just part of the game.
But I thought Klopp said he wasn't for sale....
Well, we won't agree here, but Eriksen is the better player of the two.
And the reason why Spurs are so good.
Yes, but why do they sometimes punish clubs, and sometimes not. It's either part of the game, or it's not.
Insignificance worries temporarily that he has run out of 'call me stupid but...' lines, and then thinks of another one:
I don't think it's an official part of the game. But it's pretty obvious all clubs are at it.
Eh, yeah but as I just said, they either punish all clubs when they do it, or they just allow it. Why were we made apologise and not others who blatantly do the same.
Eh, yeah but as I just said, they either punish all clubs when they do it, or they just allow it. Why were we made apologise and not others who blatantly do the same.
Fair enough, they've still been vastly better than us.So good? They haven't won anything yet...
I blame this on all you Lucas haters. You wanted him gone and this what you get. A God damn domino effect.
"Lucas speaks Portuguese and has helped me a lot. He has been like a father to me and that has helped me a lot", Coutinho said.
That magician even proved without a shadow of a doubt that they were mentally linked.
YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! AH, DAMN YOU! GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!
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Fair enough, they've still been vastly better than us.
Anyway, The Independent believes Barcelona have initiated talks with Spurs as they've now turned their attention to Eriksen. A +£100M bid is the expected minimum if they are to even make Levy raise an eyebrow. This would be so good for us in many ways.
Starts 'Eriksen to Phil in for Coutinho' petition.
Fair enough, they've still been vastly better than us.
Anyway, The Independent believes Barcelona have initiated talks with Spurs as they've now turned their attention to Eriksen. A +£100M bid is the expected minimum if they are to even make Levy raise an eyebrow. This would be so good for us in many ways.
Starts 'Eriksen to Phil in for Coutinho' petition.
That is what I call a soaking wet dream that..I'll take it - though as I said, I'd take 150 million for Coutinho and pay Spurs ~80 million for Eriksen (and 35 million on Christensen)
That is what I call a soaking wet dream that..
Eriksen's from Middelfart..Well ... I think Coutinho is better but he's gone ... Let's move on and rebuild COPENHAGEN here!!!
Very much this, it's all about not making any business before you know that the business you want to make to counter the business you make, is the business..
*feels dizzy*